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@crow.rodeo
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The witch of the woods’ favored beast strong tendency to disappear for days on end crow.rodeo 𖤓 boxd.it/c1kKT ✿ are.na/3m7ukvpdd5g

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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 09/05/2025
prescribed burn ahead? uh yeah, i sure hope it does
orange sign on the side of the road that says “prescribed burn ahead”
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 14/04/2025
it me birth day
A surreal painting featuring two round, owl-like creatures with large, glossy eyes. The larger creature wears a pointed party hat and looks deeply sad, while the smaller one clings to its back, offering a gentle hug. In front of them, on a pedestal, sits a tiny cake with a single lit candle. The background is a moody, dark red, adding to the melancholic yet whimsical atmosphere. The artwork is signed “Natalie” in the corner.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/02/2025
can’t wait to do this at Home
digital painting by Anton Semenov depicting a grotesque humanoid figure with an elongated, pale face, sunken eyes, and a wide, gaping mouth filled with multiple rows of sharp teeth. The figure’s thin hands clutch its head in distress. Draped over the humanoid is a large, bird-like creature with textured, leaf-like feathers and an oversized, hollow black eye, its long beak resting on the humanoid’s head. The background is misty and desolate, with faint silhouettes of structures near a dark body of water under a dim, eerie light. The overall atmosphere is unsettling and nightmarish.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 18/01/2025
this is where i post from
Blank white room with only a wooden chair in the corner
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 07/01/2025
manifesting this in 2025
large asteroid crashing into earth
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 31/12/2024
big day today. don’t text me i’m busy
screenshot of a reminder app with one item that says “cut toenails”
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 30/12/2024
what cool people like me are doing on the World Wide Web
website banner that says "Brush up on your 'Pirate Talk' with these helpful pirate phrases."
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 13/12/2024
how i look when i post
A professional woman in a yoga-inspired pose is bent backward, with her legs over her head, wearing red high heels and office attire. She is typing on a laptop placed on the floor in front of her.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 10/12/2024
not the ceo shooter’s top favorited book being The Lorax
screenshot from the GoodReads account of the guy that shot the CEO showing the top result on his favorites shelf being the children’s book “The Lorax” by Dr. Suess.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 09/12/2024
i have never once searched or bought a potato online. i think you’re underestimating just how insane ads on Pinterest are.
ad for pajama pants that look like an elephant with the trunk placed on the “human trunk”ad for a poster that shows spider man and the hulk at urinals. spider man looks over at hulk with a surprised expressionad for a latex body suitad showing an adult man with dog ears and furry paws
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 08/12/2024
i love that they’re trying to sell me a single potato. like i’ll look at this ad and go oh yeah i really need a singular potato right now.
Pinterest ad for a single potato from Target.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 06/12/2024
this could be us
Surreal artwork by Scott G. Brooks of two children holding fish, with the fish depicted as having human-like faces and appearing to kiss, set against a mountainous and forested background near a body of water. A knife rests on a surface in the foreground.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 05/12/2024
how it feels to bring a bomb on the airplane
people looking towards the sunset on a beach, arms outstretched.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 04/12/2024
The only hill i’d die on
wikipedia article for “breast-shaped hill”
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 04/12/2024
i wish our moon was as fucked up as Pluto’s moon
The dwarf planet Pluto’s second largest moon, Hydra.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 04/12/2024
this was actually mine
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/12/2024
peeeta
louis griffin
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 03/12/2024
my tight little body cannot handle my unhealthy diet got me pooping like this
cartoon woman sitting on a toilet, leaning forward with her hands clenched and face focused.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 29/11/2024
this little freak wont leave me the FUCK ALONE!!!!
Mr. Mucus (i think that's his name), a ball of green slime (mucus) who is featured in adverts for Mucinex, an alergy medication.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 28/11/2024
imagine leaving me on read
text message with a yellow emoji picture where a person wearing leather smacks a whip against her hand. Below that is another text saying “Wanna know what I’m thankful for?” referring to thanksgiving
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 26/11/2024
my resting nonchalant face
yellow emoji face that looks surreal or odd, looking directly at you with a neutral or nonchalant expression
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 26/11/2024
what i bring to the function
morning star. also known as a medieval mace. A wooden stick with a handle attached to a spiked metal ball.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 25/11/2024
how it feels to spend all day scrolling and posting
photo that's hard to describe. just take my word that it's weird.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 23/11/2024
trying out a different feed and this is the first post that pops up
bluesky post that says “#hornyseniors
Where my 50+ lovers of intimacy and sexual exploration at!?!”
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 22/11/2024
how i look when im posting
peter griffin with long acrylic nails
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 21/11/2024
feeling sensations today.
Lin-Manuel Miranda standing with legs apart, and hands folded, looking at camera intensely. Overall odd pose for a photo.
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 21/11/2024
i love stewie so much he gives me maternal instincts he’s so cute i could be a good mother to him
stewie from family guy
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 20/11/2024
putting one of these bad boys in the dungeon of my castle so my prisoners can congregate and stay hydrated
water cooler
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 20/11/2024
mmmmm yummy corn. can’t wait to see you again in a few hours
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evil crow @crow.rodeo · 19/11/2024
what pops into my mind when someone says "the latter"
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