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Andrew

@crouchsnap.type4.info
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hello sometimes i make the computer go beep boop but mostly i just encourage people to work less i also sometimes yell at sports and play magical cards (mostly pauper these days) type4.info will have something on it someday SE michigan he/him

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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 06/10/2026
Leaving Kidz Bop 2 off of this list is harsh but fair.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 02/06/2026
Happy #marathongame wipe day to all who celebrate
ONI from Marathon, with a speech bubble from Animal Crossing. The speech bubble reads: “So you have [REDACTED] credits left to pay! Not exactly a sum to sneeze at, hm?
This is an adaptation of a Tom Nook quote, I don’t remember what game it’s from.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 02/10/2026
FINE. I'll subscribe. Been thinking about it for a while but weird potato chips and Baudrillard finally got me.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 29/09/2026
A Michigan Department of Transportation roadside assistance van with a vinyl wrap showing the World Trade Center in front of a waving United States flag that reads “9/11 Never Forget”
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 27/09/2026
To be fair, he does play WR.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 27/09/2026
Just to avoid his off-field… proclivities?
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 26/09/2026
Baleful Strix should’ve been Tarmogoyf
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile, Bluesky thinks you’re posting in French for some reason.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 22/09/2026
Recently younger (than me) player told me that they feel like they have to lock in when we play because they can't rely on me to make mistakes. Was more vindicating than any tournament result I can think of. (A couple weeks later we played and I won the match 1-0 with one card left in my deck)
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 22/09/2026
So anyways, this also works when posting, gotta pad out the character count or you’re not getting the best value.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 21/09/2026
I know the modern oracle text is weird for this one, but I'm surprised it hasn't seen a reprint somewhere.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 20/09/2026
The sky called for a pausa and I listened. @sickosfc.bsky.social
A can of Stroh’s beer in a koozie that says “Pausa de hidratación” held in front of a match between Detroit City FC and the Pittsburgh Riverhounds at Keyworth Stadium. It’s raining.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 18/09/2026
I can’t believe you’re upset about this golden scorigami opportunity.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 16/09/2026
There was a final patch for the 5S this January, apparently. Apple's got a much longer tail on device updates than Android, which is part of the reason I still use them.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 16/09/2026
I didn't try too hard, but Apple and my carrier did not have options for seven year old phones. If I wanted to change carriers I'm sure there's a deal where they take anything around. I'm mostly joking, I tend to hang onto my phones forever (my 5S still works).
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 16/09/2026
They won’t take my 11 Pro. Jerks.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026
make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 09/09/2026
Anyway, I’ve been getting espresso tonics as an afternoon treat occasionally for a while and have to remind myself not to order a vodka tonic every time I get one.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 09/09/2026
Foldable devices peaked with the Game Boy Advance SP
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 08/09/2026
maybe he hired Omar Epps to play him on tv
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 08/09/2026
Today in corporate security training: "Hey fam, coming to you live from the Gaming Cave" - Guy in a hoodie in a room with bisexual lighting sitting on a beanbag chair
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 05/09/2026
I realize there’s American Football going on right now, but one can still pausa. Especially on dollar beer night. @sickosfc.bsky.social
A can of Stroh’s beer in a koozie reading ‘Pausa de hidratación’ held in front of the pitch at Keyworth stadium where Detroit City FC players are warming up before a match against Hartford Athletic
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 04/09/2026
no
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 31/08/2026
It's true. Thanks to the tireless efforts of Michigan State students we have significantly fewer couches than most states.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 27/08/2026
Wait you can write off energy drinks as a business expense? Or is this just because you’re reviewing them?
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 24/08/2026
Was glad to find out that Wikipedia editors agreed with the definition of “butt rock” in my head when trying to come up with a genre for Creed the other day.
Screenshot of the “Post-Grunge” article on Wikipedia, with a highlight that says “Redirected from “Butt rock””

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-grunge#%22Butt_rock%22
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 20/08/2026
oh man i can hear katie couric
9/11 happening on a media cart TV from school
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 20/08/2026
I hate to say this, but Busch Light Apple is actually pretty good. And it comes in 30 racks. I find it hard to pay craft brew premiums for light beer.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 19/08/2026
Excited to follow you acquiring a military surplus fighter pilot HMD and hacking it in the future
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 19/08/2026
I don’t know if this would be an improvement over the current obsession with Revelation or not.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 16/08/2026
@sickoscommittee.org does getting hit with a water balloon count as a pausa?
A can of beer in a koozie reading “Pausa de hidratacion” held in front of a plastic bin containing a few hundred water balloons before a soccer match at Keyworth Stadium
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 14/08/2026
It’s so annoying that it has a lossy and lossless version with the same extension. Pick one!
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 14/08/2026
Harsh but fair.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 14/08/2026
I mean, they keep cutting UFL teams. What else are these guys supposed to do? Learn CFL rules?
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 06/08/2026
How do you feel about pre-dh?
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 06/08/2026
Honestly the broadcast last year was worse than the play on the field. I'm here for the bad football not the old guys reminiscing!
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 05/08/2026
Ratty jeans and a @roryblank.bsky.social t-shirt. Personally I'd go with the "Total Information Collapse" dog, but there are many fine options.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 05/08/2026
Yeah but how many em dashes does it have?
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Ann Arbor Pitchbot @a2pitchbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We were listening to Yousef Rabhi's victory speech when my 68-year-old landlord turned to me gravely and asked, "why are the socialists celebrating?" And when I told him, "because you helped get a DSA member elected," he started painting over the outlets with a can of flat, beige latex. #a2council
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 04/08/2026
The best part is that this is a new M2 with a stick. The marketing idiots at BMW have no idea what fury they've unleashed.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 30/07/2026
The only Dip I want to be hearing about is the 1996 hit single by Freak Nasty.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 28/07/2026
No one tell them what the exit number for Big Beaver Road is.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 28/07/2026
I back into parking spaces because not every car pervert is an ass man. It's a simple kindness.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 27/07/2026
Never crossing the Ambassador again.
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 27/07/2026
I mean, there’s always UUIDs
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 26/07/2026
At all, it’s bad for you
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Andrew @crouchsnap.type4.info · 25/07/2026
Actually hydrating at Detroit v Vegas, think this is the first time I’ve pausa’d with water.
A can of water in a koozie that reads “Pausa de hidratacion” held in front of players warning up for a match at Keyworth Stadium
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