crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 3hCan that double as a sensory deprivation tank? 000
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13hstatic.klipy.comLurch: You Rang?ALT: Lurch: You Rang? 010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14his the number more than the hairs left on @lolafaglana.bsky.social head? 110
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14hyou're welcome, but it's time sensitive. Enjoy it now as it will be gone soon. 100
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18hI had to do dirty things in a back ally to get my code (Thankfully I was already there) 010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18hI would like to wish My President, excuse me, my @roazul.bsky.social (that’s a good one) a Happy Birthday 130
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 19his this because you are celebrating National Be Bald and Be Free day? 110
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I know!!! but people swear by them 000
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Lol… Thanks, but really just a Tuesday night meal 010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Plate it up and your Balsamic Chicken & Vegetables is done! 140
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Pull it out of the oven and let it rest for a couple of minutes 170
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And then let’s add our chicken and slide it back in the oven . 130
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Let’s get a Headstart to the vegetables and pop them in the oven first . 130
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Now that the workday is over, let’s combine our chicken and vegetables and drizzle them with our balsamic marinade  120
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Wait, you're supposed to do it to avoid arrest? 000
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026It will be finestatic.klipy.comApril Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog MemeALT: April Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog Meme 030
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I did not even listen to it all, but what I heard was brutal 110
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026“My perfect date would be April 25, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket." 192
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Nothing much to do for prep except chopped up these vegetables… Everyone have a good Tuesday at work! 130
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026OK, I saw this chicken thigh recipe with balsamic vinegar marinade somewhere online and now I can’t find it so we’ll just do it from memory 290
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Almost 24 hours later and no one has yet to make a “rim job“ joke. Do I have to do everything around here? 020
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yeah, and a bird crapped on his face 110
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I don’t know whether to be shocked that someone could do this, or to commend you for having the self-control to stop at one.  010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Even the dead would not be interested 010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Beautiful #MCM enjoying an afternoon coffee in the garden on a warm autumn day 2150
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So now you can answer the question “do you live in a barn?” 010
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sounds like a good dinner… I ate too much pasta here🐷 120
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026And we can finish off Sunday night with some Salted Malted Milk Chocolate Cookies 020
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Let’s take the cookies out of the oven… Sprinkle them with sea salt and let them cool on the rack 140
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Let’s get these cookies on a sheet and slide them in the oven 120
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comOh, uhh No Thanks MemeALT: Oh, uhh No Thanks Meme 110
crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Plate it up, and your Sunday Sausage Pasta is done! 120