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crotchetycarl.bsky.social

@crotchetycarl.bsky.social
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Business owner - love to cook, eat and drink wine. Sarcastic, bordering on crude. I’ll probably say something that will make you unfollow me. Connecticut

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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 3h
Can that double as a sensory deprivation tank?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe it’s Trump diaper
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13h
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Lurch: You Rang?
ALT: Lurch: You Rang?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14h
😂
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14h
is the number more than the hairs left on @lolafaglana.bsky.social head?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14h
you're welcome, but it's time sensitive. Enjoy it now as it will be gone soon.
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 15h
Hey! who started!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18h
I had to do dirty things in a back ally to get my code (Thankfully I was already there)
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18h
I would like to wish My President, excuse me, my @roazul.bsky.social (that’s a good one) a Happy Birthday
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 19h
ok, we'll say aerodynamic
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 19h
is this because you are celebrating National Be Bald and Be Free day?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 21h
tell them to stop staring at me!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 21h
WHAT?????
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know!!! but people swear by them
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I still never had one
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lol… Thanks, but really just a Tuesday night meal
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Plate it up and your Balsamic Chicken & Vegetables is done!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pull it out of the oven and let it rest for a couple of minutes
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lest select a wine
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And then let’s add our chicken and slide it back in the oven .
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let’s get a Headstart to the vegetables and pop them in the oven first .
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Don’t forget your chastity belt
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Now that the workday is over, let’s combine our chicken and vegetables and drizzle them with our balsamic marinade 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
needs wine and cheese
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
where are you going now????
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
nice noodles!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wait, you're supposed to do it to avoid arrest?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It will be fine
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April Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog Meme
ALT: April Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog Meme
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
where are you visiting?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I did not even listen to it all, but what I heard was brutal
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“My perfect date would be April 25, because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
yum, always good
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did this ever happen?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nothing much to do for prep except chopped up these vegetables… Everyone have a good Tuesday at work!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OK, I saw this chicken thigh recipe with balsamic vinegar marinade somewhere online and now I can’t find it so we’ll just do it from memory
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hope you are feeling better
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Almost 24 hours later and no one has yet to make a “rim job“ joke. Do I have to do everything around here?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, and a bird crapped on his face
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don’t know whether to be shocked that someone could do this, or to commend you for having the self-control to stop at one. 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Even the dead would not be interested
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Beautiful #MCM enjoying an afternoon coffee in the garden on a warm autumn day
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So now you can answer the question “do you live in a barn?”
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope it’s an easy day ahead
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sounds like a good dinner… I ate too much pasta here🐷
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And we can finish off Sunday night with some Salted Malted Milk Chocolate Cookies
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s take the cookies out of the oven… Sprinkle them with sea salt and let them cool on the rack
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s get these cookies on a sheet and slide them in the oven
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Oh, uhh No Thanks Meme
ALT: Oh, uhh No Thanks Meme
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They’re coming!!!!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Plate it up, and your Sunday Sausage Pasta is done!
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