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Speed Noodle

@crocknz.bsky.social
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Greyhound mushing enthusiast

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 13h
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No shit, 100% agree here.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Greyhounds are sedate couch potatoes...yeah right. 10min on her own and my youngest nearly excavated a deer post 😆
Fence post base excavated by naughty doggoNaughty black doggo resting in her crate with satisfied muddy face after digging out fence post
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KB @bkeithb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Monopoly - 2026
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 30/08/2026
Unsettling question raised over Trump admin's role in devastating Nepal floods
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Unsettling question raised over Trump admin's role in devastating Nepal floods
The devastating flash floods in Nepal this week that killed at least 670 people and left around 3,000 missing — including 90 Americans — might have claimed fewer lives if not for the actions of the Trump administration, former USAID disaster-response chief Jeremy Konyndyk suggested on Saturday.A ser...
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 30/08/2026
Renney smashed this debate. Told it like it is. No wonder Simeon didn't think their finance person should attend, and Seymour didn't think Henry should attend. And it's clear why, Renney would've wiped the floor with them all. "We're not a poor country. We make poor choices" #nzpol
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This gallery of ICE crop/seed art at this year's Minnesota State Fair is incredible, especially the one based on Pablo Picasso's Guernica by Jennifer Nelson, which features the last words of Alex Pretti and Renee Good in Morse code: www.cropart.com/Resist.pdf
A seed art entry in the 2026 Minnesota State Fair based on Pablo Picasso's Guernica. It features a loon, the words "Ice Out" and two representations of Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s. Notably, the mouths of Good and Pretty include their last words in Morse code:
‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” The artist is Jennifer Nelson.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Exactly the sort of ridiculous drivel I need today, also grease milk and rock milk with pasta sounds like the prefect comfort food choice for the weekend. youtu.be/z4qBXKeLNEc?...
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Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)
YouTube video by You Suck At Cooking
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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nzjanette @nzjanette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An extremely clear and fabulously Australian take on Mark Carney's response to Trump's tariffs. I particularly liked this couple of sentences.
Decent operators, blokes and sheilas who did every single thing right, rooted overnight because some thin-skinned cunt in Washington needed his bourbon back on a shelf in Winnipeg. If you're looking for the definition of a dog act, that's it, framed and hung in the fucking Louvre.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pope Leo on data centres “We may be tempted to construct a new Tower of Babel, where power, efficiency and control obscure the face of the human person, or we can build a civilization in which technology serves the integral development of every person.” action.greens.org.nz/pause_ai_dat...
action.greens.org.nz
Press Pause On New AI Data Centres
The Green Party is calling for a one-year pause on the construction of new AI data centres, so we have time to develop clear rules to make sure that the needs of people and planet are put first.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm definitely one who sits well in the venn diagram union of Muppets and StarTrek. Love how the SNW series isn't afraid of embracing a bit of absurdity, hearkens back to TOS in that way. And Pelia's design was 🤌
Pelia muppet from SNW Trek episode with crazy blonde curls
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Draft dodger comrade catering cart says what
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
"Last month, Trump used a planeload of reporters as an unwitting decoy during a real assassination threat, subpoenaed the reporters who reported something was amiss, then stood up at a black-tie dinner and told those same reporters how lucky they are he tolerates them at all" — @lizdye.bsky.social
publicnotice.co
Trump uses reporters as human shield, gets feted as guest of honor
Steepest of learning curves.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
youtu.be/oINXyR5NPjU?...
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Johnny Depp's Bed
YouTube video by Bobby Fingers
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AnnieR @anet2111.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Joan Baez painted a portrait of Dr. Fauci August 2020, featuring the word "TRUST" as a tribute to his scientific truth-telling during the COVID-19 pandemic. The viral artwork became part of her Mischief Makers 2 art exhibit and sparked a lasting personal friendship between the two.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No room for persons in the bed!
Two Greyhound dogs taking up a whole king sized bed
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Science Media Centre NZ @smcnz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Govt responds to Covid inquiry – Expert Reaction
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Govt responds to Covid inquiry - Expert Reaction - Science Media Centre
The government has accepted nearly all of the recommendations of the Royal Commission of Inquiry into the Covid-19 pandemic. The response […]
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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Alt-IRS @alt-irs.altgov.info · 10/07/2026
OMFG! We are in the asshole scene in #spaceballs. It is all so fucking dumb. And dumb aint cute.
Dumbass looking at himself watching Fox noise. Sorta like the asshole scene in Spaceballs
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
youtu.be/ulVscDewRPI?... an hour of your time that you won't regret ObiWan, you're my only frekin hope 😅
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I Recreated Star Wars out of Cardboard
YouTube video by Zach King
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fool of a Took 😆 youtu.be/nINCkoHvQ1c?...
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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He's De-Mented! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Some cool science youtu.be/3v0YvYIAkUc?...
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The Terrifying Reason Flightless Dinosaurs Grew Feathers
YouTube video by PBS Eons
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
That chart was for an article I wrote back at the start of this mess, now de-paywalled for your reading pleasure:
firewalledmedia.com
Why We're Really In Iran: Part 1
The Crystal Clear Objectives
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Alt National Archives @altnatarchives.altgov.info · 16/06/2026
OMG!!!! Saul and Mike tell it like it is.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Warning: Trump's Rolling Coup Is Already Underway
And what must be done to stop it
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Republicans win the White House, enact trickle-down tax cuts, and collapse the economy. Feel like we've been here before? Here's why it keeps happening.
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He has absolutely lost his mind. All she did was ask him for evidence that backed up his claims that the election(s) are rigged, and he completely, totally melted down. Everyone should watch this.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Looking at photos of the White House south lawn and thinking one thing youtu.be/zq7Eki5EZ8o?...
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky (Official 4K Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Joy is one of the greatest forms of resistance youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
As a follow up: If you're living in New Zealand and want to oppose the gender bill, here's the link to the submissions page. You can write anything from a simple "I oppose this Bill in its entirety" through to as long a submission as you wish to make. www3.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
www3.parliament.nz
Radware Page
Loader page.
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Do you have thoughts about government activities? Ringing our representatives is one of the most effective ways to inform and motivate them, and staff are genuinely pleasant to communicate with. Highly recommend! www3.parliament.nz/en/get-invol...
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Very apropro to contemporary America youtu.be/tudXVzG_fG0?...
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The Corporate Bailout that caused The Boston Tea Party
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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Speed Noodle @crocknz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@thegooddotstore.bsky.social HAD to get another subscription when I saw this design come up last month. Looking forward to restocking my shock drawer and helping to support maternal healthcare in Sierra Leone!
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Shea (she/her) @solarshea.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Earth called. It said:
"Fuck Trump" spelled out from features in LandSat images
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/04/2026
Time to share this again.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Meanwhile, the typical American will pay a federal income tax rate of 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like. [Via @itep.org]
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Matt Royer 🤘🏼 @mattroyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/04/2026
Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours. The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.
This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls:

“We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.”

“It’s a beautiful thing”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/04/2026
a visual depiction of Fox News's commentary tonight
meme with photos of Trump

I make a stupid decision -> something really bad happens -> I convince my followers the problem is now magically solved -> I reverse my stupid decision
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I wonder what percentage of Americans knows that the CIA helped overthrow a democracy in Iran in 1953, installing a brutal dictator who tortured and murdered people. Republicans keep citing the 1979 Islamic Revolution as if that was the start of U.S.-Iran hostilities. Go back 26 years earlier.
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In first, CIA acknowledges 1953 coup it backed to overthrow leader of Iran was undemocratic
While other American officials have made similar remarks in the past, the acknowledgment by the CIA in a podcast about the agency’s history comes as much of its official history of the coup still rema...
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The DOW! He's talking about The DOW! The DOW is super high! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71X...
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How Is The Dow - Auto-Tune The News, Wherein Pam Bondi Discovers An Unassailable Riposte That Canno
YouTube video by schmoyoho
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks. "So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."
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‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...
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