Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 1h“Oh yeah I forget people’s perception of time isn’t the same as mine Alive bird.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“I’m exhausted…I wanna do some knightly activities again.” Busting into @forde-txt.bsky.social ‘s room without any warning 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Any dietary restrictions? Pork? Blood?” She pointed at her fridge, where another woman with a small snake tail appeared 🐍”Hello Mister.” 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"You were snoring loud enough to wake my wife. Come in and at least eat a little bit." She tied back up the hose and went to get the larger door for him 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"There we go! you smelled like Sake so i wanted to be sure you didnt die of alcohol poisoning or something." 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“The people love when I purr.” 🐍”Other people love you?” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Spraying the samurai down with a hose “Wakey wakey.” 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I don’t evaporate. I produce salt water when I sweat. The sweat evaporates.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I gotta digitally waterboard it first.” Snag transforms into 5 monitors and proceeds to blast brainrot into the system’s camera system “There, you can go ahead, but I get to watch you guys.” 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Too late, already summoned the tidal wave for comedic effect.” She walks up to the wave and plucks out a fish with her hands “Have a fish.” She’s not moving from under the wave… 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You want fish, you get fish.” OH GOD SHES SENDING A TIDAL WAVE! 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“You put an artificially high cutoff followed by something to indicate it like NaN. Basic coding I’m a meathead, a liar, an aggressive bitch, but I also know how to operate most tech that would be used in warfare, especially if it’s common issue. Same reason I don’t use a gun.” 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“And they didn’t have enough braincells to record a stop function for measurements? That’s simple tech. I did it with literal stones back in my day.” Snag sneaks into the hole, and after a few minutes escapes, letting Sobek reseal them and pass them off “Test it now.” 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“…Did you replicate Saiyan technology and fail to make the one use they have work? Fuck, I can do that biologically! It’s how I fucking see!” She starts prying the glasses apart, forming a claw to get through the screws 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Can an Amygdala do this?” She winds up for a punch and fakes it out by taking off his glasses 010
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You exist to kill me. 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He’s not gonna get out of this Scott free, she’s grabbing whatever she can and throwing them further to block off exits 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026She’s grabbing Cars and using them like swords, this is the worst thing to simp over 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh hey she’s getting flashback He better run! 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not even speaking before turning Snag into a smoothbore Musket and shooting Casey’s corpse because it’s smoothbore “…I forget how bad these things were Anyways GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN SOUPFUCKER!” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Domain Expansion: Happy Wheels.”static.klipy.comMan Performs Domain Expansion Hand GestureALT: Man Performs Domain Expansion Hand Gesture 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“MOVE!” She shoulder checks Anne and gets flattened 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I got described as an onlyfans model once.” Ren attempts to speak but her lips are grabbed mid syllable 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🐍”What did I say about the paint? I cannot stress enough not to use that paint.” “Come on, it’s just a bit of lead.” Sobek’s being washed with a hose and a stick 020
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Guys I did it, I’m finally green like the hulk.” She’s covered in neon body paint 020
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Before she even has a chance to remove anything, Sow is pulled from it’s sheath and dragged across her eyes, giving her cataracts 🐍”Open the door, I rush her…” She crouched and slithered over 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026((Thank you for giving me a second use for this gifstatic.klipy.comGoon RitualALT: Goon Ritual 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🐍”The witch obvio… Are…ARE YOU GETTING OFF TO THIS?!” She’s fighting every urge to chuck her by the horns 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🐍”Nothing this time but my god do I need to smack someone, and doing this might get the one here that needs beat up, so let me do this, ok?” She’s continuing to yank. She knows what they are for 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comGoon RitualALT: Goon Ritual 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026REN’s grabbing the horns 🐍”Oh our fight isn’t over yet!” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 03/10/2026((Music for them is Thunderpriest by Powerwolf 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🐍”COME ON, I THOUGHT ELDER GODS WERE RESISTANT TO THIS SHIT, AHAHAHAH!” Sobek was now suddenly into it 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🐍”Oh this is gonna be fun.” She cracks her knuckles and lunges for Nyarla, throwing punches solely at her head with her full force 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She then takes a minute and thinks of something that might piss her off 🐍”…You are so hot I’d divorce Sobek to marry you.” She didn’t mean it, but by god did she have a poker face 100
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the NileAnne Hobbs @nothingtogein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“ I-i just wanted a my SAALAAAAAAAAAAAD ” 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🐍”why aren’t you helping me get rid of these guys?!” A Rabby goes flying as Sobek slams one out of a window 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🐍”What the fuck is with that look?” She’s having to beat rabbits away from the house 100
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“AAAAAAAAH WHY ARE THEY SO HEAVY?!” Looks like you met the sun at a very pink time in his life, and so will everyone else 022
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“… Are…are you like…” She can’t figure out a way to ask if she’s a feral kid “…where’s your mom?” 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“…who are you?” She’s not used to new appearence on gods unless there’s some massive status quo shift She can tell it’s divinity, but not what kind. 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“No tomato woman, the hat is mine.” She’s at least not screaming the warning 100
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need no blade; I am wielded. The plates upon my body are razors. 011
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the NileTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6471024389
