Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nileოelffy ɾabby ˎˊ˗ @travelingrabbys.bsky.social · 17h ⤷ ❝ ғᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ . . . ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ 「 #ᴍᴠʀᴘ | #ʏᴜɢɪᴏʜʀᴘ | #ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏʀᴘ 」 187
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile˗ˏˋ 𝑳𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐀 ´ˎ˗ @dreamsoftech.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Covered in plants . Muffled yelling something about pokemon cards 032
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"She can shake it off at least, she's just sucked into one of her games." Lying as naturally as she breaths 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Guys help Ren is scaring me, punching the ground, and making kudzu appear It ate Lulla" 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026((Btw I hope you all know I would be writing Lash if Deadlock was out of early access 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Light work no reaction.” Translation: Sobek will MAKE it happen, she needs something silly after the week she’s had 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🐍”…𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥.” She’s lost her house, her rival, her dignity… She’s mad enough she’s going to attempt to calm herself by grabbing a cantalou-and it exploded 020
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comVegeta's Iconic Dance Emote in FortniteALT: Vegeta's Iconic Dance Emote in Fortnite 001
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🐍”NO NO, IF IM GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM YOU GOTTA TOO!” “JUST LET ME DIE REN!” She’s fighting to blow her brains out with gold bullets 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The brands of Ra and Horus appeared across her eyes as three voices merged together “By holding the soul of an Egyptian native in your hands, you have allowed for the War in Heaven protocol to begin. So either let her soul be free, so Sobek will be rendered to baser instincts and unleashed.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“…” Snag melts back into a puddle of metal “…you have no idea what you’ve done. No idea why I’m here alone.” Her dreads began to float upwards, turning an elderly looking white as her bones became visible through the skin like a hologram. 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sobek stood at the shore; without Ren “…you didn’t have to do this. She was a minor annoyance at most, and you chose to kill her anyway.” She had a sarcophagus ready, but hesitated to open the lid and give her a burial. 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026((That was supposed to be the joke. I must not have articulated that well, so I apologize 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026((Bug needed those bigass non canon tags to make sure no one knows Sanguine can’t be a top for shit lmao 100
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Change’s dependant on the pantheon, same goes for monsters There’s 3 main definitions though; Natural Fixtures, Collective Unconsciousness, and a general meme in the original definition The existence of vampires? Salt being anti magic? Pigs being evil? Yin and Yang? A meme between cultures. + 110
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[In perfect mark specter impression] “THE MOON HAUNTS YOU!” She coughs a bit “The moon also has like 7 gods on it.” 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Oh you talk too. Neat. Anyway AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Lep I need you to get away from that demon. Also here’s your plushie.” 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026She growled back 🐍”The land that was turning into a desert?! The land the people were willing to sacrifice over some petty, stupid war?! The people that would let the innocent starve underfoot if it meant one more ‘enemy’ dead?! You disgust me.” She didn’t mind the cracking clay. 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Ren if you do that we die.” 🐍”I don’t even know who you are, so I don’t have any hate toward you specifically. All my hate was to the others. The ones that wanted to start a war over something as silly as land.” Thank god Sobek could at least see spirits, she was going to have to protect Ren 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🐍”Come on out, and fight like a god you goddamn pansy!” “REN I DONT WANNA DROWN!” She’s trying to force the water out, but the pressure was high enough it was all she could focus on 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🐍”Sobek if we get out of this alive I’m going to put you in some Pocket God contraption.” She’s glad to got everyone she could out of the house. The only one left was Nyarla, who was floating on the couch 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Ren why are you so pressed about this? Isn’t this like ancient history.” 🐍”YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH OLD SPORT-“ “…Gaaatsby.” She proceeds to get pistol whipped “OWWW!” 001
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He has dropped what is effectively Kratos into the enemy forces over a stuffed animal of himself Luckily she can make her way back, there’s just gonna be a lot of bodies 010
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the NileOmegadominus @omegadominus01.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Name: Omega Species: Nuntius Lapsus Vacui Age: 26 human years (42 in species years) Gender: Hermaphrodite Height: 16.7 meters (top of sail) 12.1 meters (back) Length: 21.3 meters (23 meters including horns and tail spikes) Weight: 14 metric tons - 12727
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“IS THAT A MUTHAFUCKING DINOSAUR WE STILL HAVE THOSE?! I THOUGHT I KILLED THEM ALL!” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“I HAND SEWED THAT BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT MAN! SEND ME AFTER IT!” 010
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nile𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨 @crazedkefka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Love is in the air?" *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* "WRONG! PURPLE MIST!" 041
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🐍"WHO DID IT WHO BROUGHT THE ATLANTIANS BACK?! THE ONLY ONES SAFE FROM MY WRATH LIVE IN GEORGIA!" 010
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i fuck dudes then get stoned, i'm out the old testament. 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"NOOOO WHAT DID YOU DO?!" She has given his enemies a plushie in his likeness. she wanted it to be a suprise 010
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEVER DISCOVER WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WORTH TO ME 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She’s rolling an Undistinguishable black box toward him on a skateboard “Hi Lep, open this box please.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“OH IM SORRY, IS ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES A GALLON A BAD FUEL RATIO, OR ARE YOU PULLING MIRACLES OUT OF YOUR ASS?!” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Well because someone made the Sobek Mobile not cool anymore, I decided to get a new car.” She’s in an invisible car… 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Emerging from the reader’s closet “Man, I thought being gay was the only thing you could hide in these things but boy was I wrong!” Oh god the closet is ticking- 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Well guys, I got the Sobekmobile back from the impound, but I got told it’s not ‘road legal’ and can’t ’run on the souls of crocodiles I’ve absorbed’ because of some emissions standard. Anyone want a car for 2 k?” 000
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026dog? what he doin'? don't know. 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“KHONSHU YOU FUCKING DICK!”static.klipy.comScott Aukerman's Intense Fist PumpALT: Scott Aukerman's Intense Fist Pump 012
Reposted by Sobek, Goddess of the Nilethe almighty beast @lucythedeadgirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026some nerd out there saying "domain expansion: malevolent backshots" to his wife rn while YOU are single 011
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“You fuckers have given me brainrot I was reading an old spell that helps with dementia and I saw a freedom motif, fucked it up by laughing, and turned someone’s grandpa into a snail.” 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Lep has a mech…” Oh god the scheming gears in her head are turning. 010
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Today’s my cheat day, so I shot a guy mid sword duel.” 020
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She pulls out something that looks like a gas station puddle, chugs it, and proceeds to burp a fireball a few feet above her head “I can do far more than you.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“You are going to laugh at this shitty joke or I’m going to blow my brains out on camera.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“You know what, I’m gonna get you guys to watch something that’s popular I think it’s called the Amazing Digital Seacrest.” 000
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile @crocgod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“…She’s in a mech suit and went a little mad at my permanent death. And stop staring at me like a cardboard cutout please.” 010
