𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Oh, Sobek is assaulting the mortals. Go get them chaaaaAAAAH!” He’s realizing this is the one mortal he promised a favor for 100
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I need to figure out which humans are writing these…fanfictions about me It made me feel like a piece of meat to be described as a twink.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“No. You are a close ally that I would do anything to keep, and someone beautiful enough to keep at my side.” He then thought for a moment…how else could someone draw such a perfect image of him in the nude online? “…are you good at cybersecurity then?” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“…” He’s seen Sobek make that look before, but he’s smart enough not to lunge for it “I would never date them Sanguine. The whole mind control thing? Just helps me get more followers And I know about the Deviantart account by the way.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“But think about it, more appear, find me attractive, worship me…become followers just off that alone! Think about how many dating apps send out false promises I can fulfill.” 🐍” gigolo!” “OH GO WASH YOUR HUSBAND!” 000
Reposted by 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂ოelffy ɾabby ˎˊ˗ @travelingrabbys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The rabby are in the duat too .ᐟ 111
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“AAAAAAAAH WHY ARE THEY SO HEAVY?!” Looks like you met the sun at a very pink time in his life, and so will everyone else 022
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“WHAT THE [BEEP] IS HAPPENING WAIT WHY WAS [BEEP] CENSORED?! HELP, HELP ME!” The bird goes screaming as the barque goes across the sky 020
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDeath Note: Light Yagami & Naomi MisoraALT: Death Note: Light Yagami & Naomi Misora 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“…oh god.” He holds back an attempt at vomiting and stares forward in horror “Don’t tell me the other one is too?! You freaks shouldn’t be near me!” 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"OUT! OUTTA HERE!" he's getting the broom 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"AH, ITS THE [BEEP]! ...Oh wait i forgot thats not a word i can say in this day and age. GET OUT OF HERE FOUL HARLOT!" 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"...Who did it?" His hair is turning purple, he's unaware of last night's events and thinks it is dye 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I could pluck that divinity out of you right now…make you remember who you are… But frankly, you know exactly why I’m giving you the grace of hearing a threat.” The scowl turned into a sneer “If you let her stay dead, I will never forgive you.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“…I know you’ve bent that rule before Sobek reincarnates into new bodies, Osiris regenerates every week, so why do you prevent me this one life Elizabeth.” He wasn’t even addressing the goddess anymore, more the fake identity she used to blend in 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He shot her the type of glare only a tyrant could muster “She was taken from me before and you let her return to life…so why do you deny me that privilege now, daughter?” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Oh I’m sorry, I don’t want the kingdom to be flooded when Apophis hides in the shit! Ren at least knows who this loser is, and I want my follower back.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Aww, you are doing so good sweetie.” Watching her ram buffs like she’s playing in a digital go-kart 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I did nothing! I spent the day working on ways to kill that Atlantean! I even was ready to have the snake do something about it.” She could tell a scary fact: what he said was 100% true 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Play deadlock with m-ACK!” He holds his throat in pain 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“World events are on hold, I wish to try this ‘deadlock’ thing, so the entire pantheon is getting on computers to play.” He’s playing Lash. Get him away from that keyboard 001
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Flailing begins to slow down and then stop completely as Charlene puts him on the ground At least she’s aware now… 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Heh. Hehehe. I’m sure your meanness isn’t a GLAH-“ He’s getting choked out by an angry Charlene, fumbling in an attempt to get out of her grasp 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He attempts to get up and holds his jaw in place “I have an old style of magic, she could have gotten it anywhere.” He was really just that reckless 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The name barely rings a bell “…da werewoof?” He hates his jaw being like this more than any torment. The mice will remember this piece of information 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Wa…whadaruck…are ou dalking about?!” He was practically choking on teeth and a newly broken jaw 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“…Call me next time Sobek is mean to you, truthful creature.” 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“HELP HELP SANGUINE GET THIS… … Oh yeah.” He’s letting the assault happen 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“I have no idea where the woman put it, get it yourself.” 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“…Did you summon back one of the second greatest threats this kingdom has ever faced? And if you did, I need to know how.” He was taking a stern tone with her, not the friendly one he put on 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Khepri let me kill this one please.” Cue a whole Kamen Rider transformationstatic.klipy.comKamen Rider Ryuki: Fiery TransformationALT: Kamen Rider Ryuki: Fiery Transformation 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He pulls out a phone and begins to google some of the words “And that is a-FUCKING OH GOD!” He can’t match her freak 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“…Sanguine, please stop drooling, I can hear your saliva hitting the pizza you made.” He’s talking like she’s in the room. 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Not-wait a minute crustacean? I can have large Rangoons?” This is why Ren does the work for Atlantis things 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just fires the gun near her without even grabbing it “Oh my, looks like it’s trigger is getting loose. May wanna be nice near it.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“Simple. You are married. You would kick her ass more and we wouldn’t have to deal with her lezzing out with Ren. There’s nothing wrong with her orientation, just that she consorts with the only other goddess that does her job besides you.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“You know what’s mean? Being so stuck up in your own disguise that you keep having beef with the only foreigner in my pantheon Go have sexual tension with Ma’at or something, that’ll make it less uncomfortable.” He’s still cleaning the gun 010
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Polishing a shotgun in clear view with some vinegar “If any more of those extras appear, I’m gonna start a second War in Heaven.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“…Get out of the child. You are a family woman.” He could clock a possession when he knew it. It was his favorite trick 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He fires at her knees and arm “Oh I’m sorry, did I give you the impression that I’m friends with people that do not draw me as TERRANCE?!” Is…is that his only issue?! 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026“…You know what I don’t wanna even waste the sunlight on you.” OH SHIT HES GOT A GUN! 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Coughing before dropping into a low, brassy voice “Kill all the Onerioi.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Ugh..what did Sanguine do now?” Is he drunk? 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“Oh fuck this, GEB!” The land below her spiked into a mountain and ejected her into low orbit, spinning into space as Ra watched on “Maybe that will cool you down.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The sun is talking “Put the sword down you crazy lunatic before I send out Sobek or Sehkmet Seriously, you need to calm the fuck down.” 000
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒖𝒏 𝑹𝒂 @allseeingsun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026“SHES NORMALLY ORANGE, OK YOU GRAPE PARFAIT!” 000
