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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the weather is sepia, it's sepia out

unfiltered photo of a tree in the neighbours' yard. the sky is hazy yellow & everything looks old timey & washed out, like bad sunglasses

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

now, this was back when QTEs had fail states & required inputs, you see. as was the style at the time

abe simpson sitting on a stump on a hill under the Lemon Tree, gesturing with his cane, telling stories of the past to some of the children of springfield who are sitting cross legged on the grass

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I've always said Rhode Island was the NSW of USAs

You talk most like someone from Rhode Island — about 43% of your answers match a typical resident.
mydialect — standard

a dialect map that's red on the bottom left & the top & bottom right corners & blue in the middle

Cities most & least like you

Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
Most similar

Boston, MA (42%)
New York, NY (42%)
Portland, ME (42%)

Least similar

Oklahoma City, OK (37%)
Omaha, NE (37%)
Salt Lake City, UT (37%)

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

once the current contract runs out their next promotion is covered

a front on photo of a 'Gout Gout makes 'em mitey' jar of vegimite in the fridge with Donkey written over where it says Gout Gout & Donkey Hotay's avi on top. U20 world record athlete Gout Gout/Gwot's hand & leg are visible because his picture is on the the right hand side of the jar and what am i, an adobe photoshop?

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

we can if we pallette swap every few levels

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but yellow

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but green

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but pink

the weird monkey/'persian cat room guardian' but blue

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

i'd like to amend the proposition that accruing a billion+ carries connotations of a dragon re: hoard pilfering to include that even if you're a few hundred mil short of a billy personal responsibility for hundreds or thousands of deaths should grant status of jabberwock re: frabjousness of slaying

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user: bogleech

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn't be a crime to steal from you. You've got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

user: megalunalexi

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

spiny softshell? idk if it hits your metric for cute, but it's def fucked up

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

jizzed up a set of monopoly hotels

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I'm so mad the only search result for blanka-street-fighter + smoothie &/or blender was eBay on page 2 why don't the sf fans care about blanka's juice goof? it & dan's headshot taunt are the whole franchise to me here's a(the only?)gif clipped from a vertical yt video of every alpha 3 win screen

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

sequel where Godzilla rides Mothra through the post-city desert & ties the reins to a post outside a massive cave saloon where Gamera is cleaning a glass with a rag over his shoulder

a gray drawing of Godzilla holding a little gun, using a building as cover, peeking around the corner down the street to where king kong is reaching toward hip belts waiting to draw holstered pistols. kong is also wearing a poncho & tiny(car sized?) cowboy hat, squinting gruffly & smoking a cigarillo

the buildings are especially half assed

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

well his siblings seem to have put themselves through nursing school, so maybe?

screenshot from a cartoon, probably clone wars, where savage opress & feral starwar (maul's siblings) are wearing pale blue & light grey singlets, respectively, that look like hospital scrubs, feral has torn off shouldery bits like a ryu streetfighter

they're facing each other but looking at the camera over feral's shoulder like they were interrupted while talking. savage looks stern & miffed, feral looks kinda neutral but maybe reluctant or concerned, either or both could be constipated. although, that could be irrelevant to the scene, i haven't seen the show but i don't think they either actually have any other facial expressions

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

$screenshot of a prompt that says Change what Santa is holding l. 🎅🏻 |{|}\_🔥💀🔥 |/ \ /_ \_ (a mix of ascii & emojis spaced out to look like stick figure santa holding a fire, skull, & more fire sticking out of its hand in a rod parallel to the ground)$ screenshot of a response that says
No.
with a drawing on a black background of just the arm, hands & face of a santa with a sword handle held vertically in both hands & it has some fire, a sideways jawless skull & then more fire in stead of a blade

screenshot of a response that says
No.
with a drawing on a black background of just the arm, hands & face of a santa with a sword handle held vertically in both hands & it has some fire, a sideways jawless skull & then more fire in stead of a blade

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

going through old shit in case i break my phone again, don't super remember why i made this but still like how stupid it is

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Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

soo, is there a Mrs. E-machine?

a drawing of optimus prime lying on his belly in the street staring at the van from scooby doo in the moonlight

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