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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Oh you guys hooked up last night? Did he,,, give you his knucklebones ?

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Geese are not provably heterosexual

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE MORE TO SAY ABOUT DOWNTON ABBEY

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Is everyone in this restaurant looking at me weird bc my tits are out? Yes. BUT. I am choosing to live in a reality where they’re all just obsessed with me

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Just took a workshop on empathy and communication and one lady left yelling “I guess I’ll just do your job since you can’t!” at someone on the phone. Like girl get back in here!!! You did not listen!

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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

tboys

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Poem of the day is this broken clock at my office that’s permanently stuck at 4:58 pm. Severance core

Photo of a lopsided broken analog clock that reads 4:58

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alice! @tinysquash.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

call me Michael Bublé the way I’m laying on my boobs

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Guy on Hinge opened with “I bet moms love you” not mine, girl!!

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

i'm on bluesky for the scientific community

a series of threaded replies:

- my post: who up waning they gibbous
- Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY
- my post: who up waxing they crescent

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Showed my fiancée my new teddy bear (who admittedly has an orphan Annie vibe) and she hit me with “that looks like a bear you’d give someone who was dying”

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

My dad will give directions like “head east for a mile” like ok Sacagawea can you just tell me which Taco Bell it’s closest to

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Cannot believe kissanime is still going. You truly can’t keep a bad bitch down

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Just had to put away my phone at the bar bc someone was talking to me and I deadass was like 😡 my emails

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If you’re ever having a tough time just know I’m always here to provide immoral support. Kill him

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Anyway everyone go play the Detective Frog games they’re so good they cured my depression @gracebruxner.bsky.social

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

They’re playing Fergalicious? At the Promenade? How cosmopolitan!

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

Not responding to texts tonight, just found out my girl has been sending weavings to other maids

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

I went to the Dual Spires Annual Cinnamon Festival and all I got was threatened

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Duchy, as a land title, is decidedly unsexy; but Barony? Mysterious. Rakish. Charming. Take me there posthaste

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 14/04/2024

As you can see, the driver’s seat in my car is immaculately clean, whereas the seat where my passenger princess sits is full of devilry

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

Is there any consensus on when we should start referring to them as The Backstreet Men

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

It’s so wild that my hair got curlier after I went on birth control? That should be the implant’s slogan: “Your hair could look better or worse. But it WILL look different.”

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 12/03/2024

4/5 dentists recommend… being a dentist

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

A lot of english protagonists are Like That because they live on some rainy gray moor, and if they just went somewhere warm on vacation once they would be normal. Not Mr. Rochester. Not even Jamaica could fix him

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

Woody Guthrie: there’s a guy in Oklahoma who robs the rich and pays poor people’s mortages/gives them the equivalent of $22,000/buys an entire country Christmas dinner Woody Guthrie: also he’s hot. That’s important to know

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

People who think jazz is bad do not understand what jazz is. You’re telling me you think Ella Fitzgerald sucks??? Headass

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

Living in a society that moralizes health sucks. Can’t believe I am getting a bad grade in Having Bones

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

Daily affirmation: I am long. I am strong. I am down to get the friction on.

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2023

I must have gotten one of those therapists that only exist in romantic comedies because I told her all my problems and she was just like “I think you need to have more sex.”

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

She grind on my root till I mulch

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Liking homestuck posts at the club

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

Yeah I promised my psychiatrist I’d take better care of myself but I draw the line at eating breakfast

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Nothing will ever top Gina Linetti ditching work and just leaving a sign on her desk that said “ Gone Leavin’ “

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 22/08/2023

No one better catch me crying at my desk right now because I’m not about to admit that it’s because I watched The Rescuers: Down Under at lunch

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 21/08/2023

Me: “your eyes are like bluebells… covered with morning dew” My gf: “you’re a dude…….. that I appreciate”

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Laundry detergent commercials are so funny. Oh, is your load of $24 plain target t shirts and mid-rise medium-wash jeans fading? Maybe that will make your outfit look the slightest bit interesting

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

People are so mean to me just because I am bad at my job and don’t know anything

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Elizabeth Bennett stayed with Mr. Collins for a MONTH and then Lady Catherine tried to order her to stay two more weeks. If she said that to me I would have found the nearest tenant farm, laid down in the pigpen, and let myself be devoured

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

I could not live in Pride and Prejudice times. All there was to do for fun was stay at someone’s house for months at a time. I don’t care how much I love you, if I have to be away from my own house for more than one day I am walking out into your lavish estate and finding a bear to maul me

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

The Bible gets sillier with every new thing I learn about it. I just got used to Mark and now you’re telling me Jesus was hanging with some guy named Andrew

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

I’m never more than a split second from turning into Jeeves. “Oh, there’s a rock in my shoe, fuck me” I’m certainly endeavoring to, sir

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

Tumblr is so full of great drama. Girl, people might be more willing to send you money for a lawyer if you tell us what you’re charged with

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

I understand that fantasy books need a lot of exposition but PLEASE spread it out throughout the book. Like it’s fine if you’re Lord Gristhaven from the Galka region of Dithering Garden but I can learn a maximum of two new silly names per page

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Panda Excess @crimegrunkle.bsky.social · 01/08/2023

I’ll see a person with a worldview and say “could be bigger” and immediately do my best to crack it wide open like a pistachio. And I hope others will do the same for me

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