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Dad (criminal), husband (fun-loving), worker (mechanical engineer); based in New Jersey. My original content is licensed under the [Peer Production […] [bridged from pixelfed.crimedad.work/crimedad on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Sad day. Had to say goodbye to my parents' dog, Red. He was a good, gentle boy and we'll miss him very much.
The head of a big red dog laying on an orange blanket.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
If the squirrels want to get a little bit slutty on my deck, that's fine as long as they stay out of the bird feeder. #squirrels #autumn #sunshine
A great squirrel comfortably splooting on the railing of my deck. The forbidden bird feeder hangs above a shady green lawn in the background.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I made a bees knees with Silent Pool gin yesterday. It was yummy. #cocktail #cocktails #gin #DogsOfPixelfed
A bees knees cocktail in a coupe with a lemon peel garnish held in the left hand of the photographer. A dog lays on a green kitchen floor, out of focus, in the background.The ingredients to the aforementioned cocktail on a kitchen counter: lemon, gin, and honey (in one of those bear shaped squeeze bottles).
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
[Extremely Leeloo voice] multi-tool
A Leatherman Wave+ multi-tool.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Is there #LSD in #Korea?
The cover of a K-Pop Demon Hunters jigsaw puzzle box, featuring that tiger with an invitation car on its tongue.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
#coffee
Freshly ground coffee beans in a plastic container. Smells good.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
I messed up and broke one of the sconces by my front door. 🤬 #DIYfail
A light fixture in a flower bed with broken glass.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
You probably can't see it well in this photo, but the air is full of dragonflies. Unfortunately, they don't seem to be doing anything about the lantern flies. They've infested the area so badly they're floating in the water. #NewHavenHarbor #WestHaven […] [Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
The blue, lightly cloudy sky over New Haven Harbor off of the West Haven coast. Part of an umbrella is in the top right corner of the photo.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Brutalist parking garage elevator lobby. #NewHaven
One of the elevators of the Temple Street Parking Garage in New Haven, CT, as seen with the door open from the lobby. A woman is already inside of the control panel and a man is entering. Both are wearing running clothes. The wall around the elevator door is small square orange tile.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Helping grammi make stuffing for the pork roast. #kids #cooking
A child's hands adding an ingredient to a food processor. A grandmother's hand hovers over a bowl of stuffing.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Found some ancient oil.
An old, small can of ”3-in-one household oil".
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Getting started 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 #beer #NowDrinking #BottleCheck
A bottle of Dragon Stout and a Jamaican beef patty.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Guilty as charged. #Connecticut
Screenshot of my results of the dialect quiz that's been going around.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 01/09/2026
He's getting fucked up on that Marsh-wiggle good.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.work · 30/08/2026
A traffic stop is an intervention to stop someone from speeding. Automated speed enforcement is basically just E-ZPass.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
#GrillPilled
Seasoned asparagus and flank steak on a three-burner, Weber, propane grill.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
These fittings from Ramer Products (ramerproducts.com) are great. They grasp and seal against the smooth exterior of plain end tubing without biting into the tube or leaving any mark. They're the off-the-shelf solution to a tricky problem I […] [Original post on pixelfed.crimedad.work]
A Ramseal 40X-6 test fitting in the left hand of the photographer. some miscellaneous Swagelok fittings are on the tabletop in the background.A Ramseal 40X-6 test fitting in the left hand of the photographer. some miscellaneous Swagelok fittings are on the tabletop in the background.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
#kids #NYC #NYCParks #Queens #BlackAndWhite
A black and which photo of five children playing with raquets on a handball court. They're facing away from the camera. A large tree looms over the wall.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
I found a trove of free solar panels (patch.com/new-jersey/caldwells) and I now have a new project to get them up on the roof of my carport. Wish me luck and respect the wagon! #VW #VWGolf #VAG #DIY #SolarDIY #solar #local #NewJersey
A black VW Golf Alltrack stuffed with 13 photovoltaic panels in front of a green dumpster. The hatch wouldn't close but that's okay because I only had to drive the  a short distance.A dumpster full of solar panels.The label for the solar panels. They are 375W Trina modules, p/n TSM-375DE14A(II).
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
"Well, there's your problem." Looks like something chewed through the cable for my rear O2 sensor, which explains the latest illumination of the check-engine light. #DIY #CarRepair #VW #VAG #gremlins
The rear part of the engine bay of a 2017 VW Golf Alltrack showing the ruined cable of a sensor connected to the exhaust pipe.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
I spotted a Toyota Mirai in the wild for the first time yesterday. I wish we had these on the east coast. #WeirdCarMastodon #Hydrogen #HydrogenEconomy #Toyota #Mirai #LosAngeles #LA #California
The rear of a dark blue, hydrogen fueled, Toyota Mirai in traffic.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
I've swag.
A fedora, a fanny pack, and a bottle opener.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Went to a wedding rehearsal dinner at a cool bowling alley. #LA #bowling #HighlandPark
Neon clock with the name of the bowling alley on it, Highland Park Bowl.A chandelier made from four racks from a pin setting machine above a bar.Eight ancient looking bowling lanes with memorabilia on the wall, under curved ceiling.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Back in LA! #LA #LosAngeles #GriffithObservatory #birds
The Hollywood sign.A scrub jay in a tree.A sign that reads CAUTION RATTLESNAKES.The Griffith Observatory.
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NYSloth @nysloth.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
The grey seals of Cape Cod can weigh up to 400 kg (800 pounds), dive to 175 meters (1,560 feet), and stay submerged for as long as an hour. These seals had hauled out on a sandbar near Chatham and looked about as energetic as the human beachgoers lounging […] [Original post on pixelfed.social]
A young female gray seal lies along the water's edge. Behind her can be seen a packed crowd of seals known as a haul out.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
A bunny under my red bee balm.
The lumpy trunk of a silver maple is in the background.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
I got great seats at the game today! #WorldCup #CopaMundial #LibertyScienceCenter #PupCup #SeeingEyeDog #NewJersey
The pitch with all the dogs and their handlers ready to go.All the dogs trying to score.
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NYSloth @nysloth.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Little house on the edge of the galaxy? #photography #Massachusetts #CapeCod
The Milky Way illuminates the sky over a beach house on top of a dune.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
NEW YORK NEW JERSEY lol what was FIFA thinking? #CopaMundial #WorldCup #NewJersey #EWR
Some kind of podium (that you're not allowed to stand on) in EWR terminal A promotion the World Cup. It has a big digital countdown timer on it with red segments.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Selling my car and I'm going to miss it! www.craigslist.org/view/d/caldwell-… #Mazda #Mazda3 #ForSale #NewJersey #CarsOfPixelfed
Front, drivers side view of a 2007 Mazda 3 hatchback in mica blue.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
We're gonna be okay
Buffalo Trace
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Jamaica x Korea #beer #selfie
Enjoying some beer w/ my wife. (I'm actually part Jamaican 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲 😉
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers.
POV you're suffering from a brutal paper or tinfoil cut.
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NYSloth @nysloth.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Wonton prepares to ride out the Fourth of July fireworks in the basket that holds his toys. Sorry, but you'll have to find your own basket. #cat #photography #NYC
A mackerel tabby cat sits in a white basket and looks at the camera.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
I did the thing where I went to the liquor store wearing the same shirt as the beer I bought. #confession #beer #CanCheck #Connecticut #selfie
Yours truly holding a can of Fuzzy Baby Ducks IPA from the New England Brewing Company brewery, wearing a green shirt of the name brand. I ought to shave.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
A new episode of @DRRPod@drugsandrockandroll.com has been recorded and will be posted soon. #DogsOfPixelfed #podcast
A small brown dog resting or a green, linoleum, kitchen floor underneath a upon which rests a laptop recording a podcast as well as a bottle of beer and a microphone.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 27/06/2026
Problematic, to be sure, but the Hook vs. Tock scenes absolutely slap. #Disney #NowWatching
Captain Hook in the jaws of Tick-Tock, the crocodile, in Disney's 1953 classic, Peter Pan.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
Hey, check out my wet hog.
A wet groundhog on some green grass in front of a grey, stucco-walled shed.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Took a little trip to Asbury Park yesterday to celebrate our anniversary. Our visit included a speakeasy with cocktail menu in a CD jewel case, the big pinball arcade/museum, and a stroll on the boardwalk. #AsburyPark #NewJersey #Pinball #cocktail #cocktails #boardwalk
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
#BottleCheck #Beer #NewJersey #Thunderstorm #Rainbow
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
Thinking about trading it my car, which means that I need to figure out how to get my CDs out finally. #DIY #Mazda3
A multi-disc CD player removed from the dashboard of a car on a desk in front of a backlit keyboard. A CD is visible.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
My mom, everybody. #NBAFinals
Screenshot of the WhatsApp Android app in which my mom announces that she's just tuned into the game. There was maybe a minute left on the game clock.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
I just cleaned my coffee maker with citric acid for the first time in a few months and also whole lot of good stuff came out. Living that hard water life.
A view through the open lid of a coffee maker's glass carafe, full of water, showing a layer of calcium deposits on the bottom. Bonus: photographer's toes are visible.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
What should I watch tonight? (Not limited to this list.) #MovieNight
Screenshot of the top of my watchlist on the Android Letterboxd app.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
We up
Screenshot of an Android notification from Venmo that I received a substantial class action settlement payment from Yahoo! of $8.12. 🤑🤑🤑
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
If #Google really wants me to ditch my #Nest account, they should just pay me instead of insulting me with #DarkPatterns and blatant trickery.
A screenshot of the Android Nest app showing a "Network error" when I try to log in with my Nest account. Why was I logged out anyway? I missed capturing the previous screen, which very deliberately tried to make me log in with my Google account.A screenshot of the Nest services status page in Firefox for Android showing that all Nest services are running fine.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
If you're near Hackensack, NJ and are interested in trying #archery, check out Shooting Zone. It's a nice facility with friendly staff and my daughter enjoyed a fun, proper introduction to the sport. www.shootingzone.net #NewJersey
A young girl aiming a recurve bow at a target.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
Look at this little punk. Move! #DogsOfPixelFed
A small brown dog laying on the green grass in the path of an Ego electric lawnmower, from the perspective of the lawnmower-er.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 29/05/2026
'tis the mother fucking season
A bait trap for ants.
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CrimeDad @crimedad.pixelfed.crimedad.work.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
Finally replaced the clock spring in my car. There was a very annoying step where I had to disassemble the old part to remove a sensor and connector to add to the new part. My apprentice helped with reattaching the wheel. No more airbag error light! #DIY #Mazda #Mazda3 #CarMaintenance
Airbag module unmounted from steering wheel, held by a hand and two wires.A clock spring with housing cover removed."Look, Ma: no steering wheel!" New clock spring mounted on steering column, but wheel hasn't been reinstalled yet.Wheel reinstalled on column with young child's hand screwing in the bolt.
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