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I never know what to put in these things. PA resident Seems my friends are imaginary or behind a screen.

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drew 🔜 GeekGirl Con @imodrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Can we stop talking about impeachment and start talking about imprisonment
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Their disabilities didn't stop these dogs from enjoying life. Original post
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One of the coolest baseball pics
Jo Adell in the stands holding up his third home run robbery
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I think I have found my new favorite insult. “And you, sir, are a hoofwanking cocksplat”
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I thought this was phenomenal. It was a fun ride from beginning to end, and I must say I'm jealous of the love story. I laughed, I gasped, and was on the edge of my seat anxiously awaiting what was next. If you're a fan of "monster" movies and/or epic love stories I encourage you to see The Bride!
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Rest in peace Robert Duvall. #NapalmIntheMorning #ApocalypseNow
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This beanie is so very accurate.
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Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I’m hearing reports out of Pennsylvania that Punxsutawney Phil has been consumed by his own shadow, which is now threatening to swallow the world.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Proof of continued existence. Trying to manifest more days with a high of fifty degrees Fahrenheit and above.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
#stevegilmore #HeavensDarkSoldiers #curseofthewalkingman #thatswhatgunsarefor
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Weeks back my dad made mention he's never had Chinese food for dinner on X-mas. After talking about it it was decided that's what we would do as it was to be a super low-key day. Happy holidays to you and yours with whatever holiday you celebrate. May your day be enjoyable and joyous in its own way.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I'm not sure if the woman at Burger King was joking when she asked if I wanted a crown, but there was no way I was saying no. Hopefully this is a sign that things are looking up. #burgerking #crown #YouRule #burgerkingcrown #tuesdaysamiright #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Incredible artwork by @4nikkolas.bsky.social.
Original artwork that mimics the famous raising of the flag on Iwo Jima, with the marines replaced by protesters in inflatable animal costumes. The Statue of Liberty and a city landscape are in the background.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Should I be at home preparing to sleep because I have work in the morning? Yes. Am I? No. Instead I waited for the midnight release of the latest Pokémon game like a nerd. #pokemon #gamestop #midnightrelease #pokemonlegendsza
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@eveharms.com In case you'd like another friend in PoGo.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
After five and a half years of keeping the length to my hair bleach blonde I decided to try growing out facial hair again. It was then decide whether to keep the facial hair, or do something about the color of my hair. I ultimately dyed my hair gray to blend with the natural grays. Thoughts?
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#meangirls #october3rd #whatdayisit
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Based on this list there's no question of might. I am officially old hitting twenty-four of twenty-five.
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MemeStar NSFW @memestarnsfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
When you wake up ravenous for an all you can eat buffet.
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winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I'm left drinking alone reminiscing on past memories of my mom tonight. As it grew to be a tradition of sorts making a toast to her I wasn't going to skip it this year. It's been a long while since her passing, but at times it feels like it happened recently.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
#villain #tshirtoftheday
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Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Saw this on Instagram and dug it. #NoKings
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Stephen King knows horror better than anyone.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Oh, hello! #DoctorWho #BilliePiper
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Spontaneous ink therapy earlier tonight. Thank you Steve Morgan Daley for adding your flair to give these more depth and personality! #inktherapy #tattootherapy #crazydayztattoo #wednesday13 #batmanbeyond #lifesagravedigit #tattoo #inkedandemployed
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You schedule the day off in advance so you don't work your birthday and you have to fly solo, do you just sit at home? Negative captain. Lunch at Waffles Incaffeinated. #birthday #birthdaylunch #lunchforone #waffles #ootd #killstar #311day #ithinkimdoingthiswrong
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I don't have the upper body to match the Tuesday theme I regularly see so I thought I'd instead go with tongues out Tuesday. #TonguesoutTuesday #TongueTuesday #Tonguesout
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
#MonochromeMonday
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
How are you going to celebrate Mario Day this year? #Mar10Day
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
“No … the Simi’s just making sunshine on a rainy day like her matera taught her. She said that rain has to come to wash away the ick in the gardens and water our soil so that good things can grow. Don’t fret the rain, Simi. Think of the harvest to come and celebrate what it’ll bring us.”
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
You can't have advertisements without SEMEN between the TITS. That is all. 😃
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I didn't have any thighs image that might be found exciting so I thought I'd try a throat thursdays post. One of these days I think I need learn how to take photographs better. I'll gladly accept advice and suggestions! #ThroatThursday
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's #WagonWednesday and I thought I'd contribute. I've also seen some trying to start the trend of Weiner Wednesday. Figured, why the hell not? #WeinerWednesday
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
#TiddieTuesday doesn't have to be exclusively female right? #TittyTuesday #nipplerings
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No one: Absolutely no one: Then there's me:
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Coffee and Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes for the morning. Thinking of my Pop-Pop and knowing he'd laugh at the mug. Tastykakes are perfectly acceptable for breakfast, right? #Tastykake #KandyKakes #IAmARayOfFuckingSunshine #imarayofsunshine #coffee #dessertforbreakfast
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
#ThighsThursday I guess?
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My Snughouls have arrived! So excited! #snughouls #tinyteeth #cryptidcuddleclub
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
#MonochromeMonday because that's a thing right?
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KitKat 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇦🇺🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @uk501.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Wise man…
Wise man in a sweater in his home library 📚 contemplating: 

I don't know what word in the English language --I can't find one-- applies to people who are willing to sacrifice the literal existence of organized human life so they can put a few more dollars into highly stuffed pockets.

The word 'evil' doesn't even begin to approach it.

~Noam Chomsky
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I want to visit this laboratory and explore this project more. I've heard it can change the course of history... #12Monkeys #raritan #raritannj #projectsplinter #timetravel #scifi
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Now I want to go visit MoonPieTown and eat lots of MoonPies during my visit.
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A Christmas T-shirt can also work for Valentine's Day right? 😁 #valentinesday #teamnaughty #ithinkimdoingthiswrong #FunnyTShirts
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
#ValentinesDay
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Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Age: 42 Height: 6” Sign: Pisces Tattoos: 17 Piercings: 6 Hobbies: Reading, movies, Pokémon, RPGs, music Fav food: Rare steak, burger, pizza, pasta Fav color: Green Fav drink: (non-alcohol) Coffee, (alcohol) Whiskey Music: Metal, rock, punk, various cores, psychobilly Movies: Sci-fi, action, horror
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