Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'd like to say it would be a delight to have you as the girl next door. Daaaaamn. 😍 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thank you for still being here, and thank you for sharing! 000 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'd say you need a glass of iced cold lemonade at the least. And even though Azrael (Jason Lee) in Dogma said there was no greater sin than central air, I think there's a strong case to have humidity to be at least the second greatest. 😁 110 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Both I feel is the only correct answer.static.klipy.comThe Road To El Dorado: Both Is GoodALT: The Road To El Dorado: Both Is Good 000 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good book choice! I think I have read The Mayfair Witches novels almost as many times as the Vampire Chronicles ones. 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Can I start at those ankles and work my way up? That way by the time I reach your thighs you may be less bored? 😏 000 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Have a good day, and try not to have too much fun at work Mouse! 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm doing okay at present. Watching The Phillies/Twins Field of Dreams game on Netflixstatic.klipy.comAlexis Rose's Boop MomentALT: Alexis Rose's Boop Moment 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Are you mad, woman? I haven't got fruit in my loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em! 110 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wait, it's national orgasm day?! Fuck, I guess I know what I'll be doing after work now. 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 27/07/2026😮💨 Being able to see this again after it self-destructed still has quite the effect. Fuuuuccck. And, thank you. 020 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Happy Feral Friday to you Miss Inspiration for the deities of chaos. 🫠static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty MuchALT: Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much 030 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Talk about an unbelievably superb surprise/treat to when this post of yours is what showed at the top of my feed when I opened it. I may have found myself unconsciously licking my lips and only realizing after I had done so. Thank YOU for making this Thursday many times better Kristina. 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 23/07/2026static.klipy.comDarth Vader Says 'Most Impressive'ALT: Darth Vader Says 'Most Impressive' 040 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Oh my goodness! I had to do a double take this morning when I saw your name on my feed. It's lovely to see you again! 030 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 02/07/2026That was delicious to watch. I hope after that you were able to relax and put the long day behind you. 😊 000 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I'd very much like a snack. Although I must say I'd be asking for seconds as that particular snack looks damn good. 000 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It would be dumb and disrespectful to not keep at LEAST one in my wallet if you gave me these Polaroids. 020 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'd happily pull up a seat and just watch you. But if you needed something passed to you or anything I'd be glad to do so. Thank you for sharing this vulnerable post. You were a delight to watch, truly. 020 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Yes please!static.klipy.comButt SandwichALT: Butt Sandwich 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Just the right amount of playful mischief in them. 😊 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026You may choose to hide, but your contribution to the interwebs is quite lovely. 040 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 29/04/2026media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in his hand and the words blegh are written above him .ALT: a man is holding a microphone in his hand and the words blegh are written above him . 040 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Thank you!media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other with their arms in the air and one of them is screaming .ALT: two men are standing next to each other with their arms in the air and one of them is screaming . 020 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I think all of us have been enjoying your vacation time almost as much as you. 😮💨 050 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Starting Friday off right! I'll be honest, I wish I was the one in place of that dildo. Holy fuck.. 🔥 020 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 09/04/2026As if that should even be a question!media.tenor.coma man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . 060 0
Reposted by Berndrew 🔜 GeekGirl Con @imodrew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Can we stop talking about impeachment and start talking about imprisonment 6104941666 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'd say you did more than try, I'd say you succeeded. 030 0
Reposted by BernMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Their disabilities didn't stop these dogs from enjoying life. Original post 1785601826 0
Reposted by BernRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/04/2026One of the coolest baseball pics 461977232 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I think I have found my new favorite insult. “And you, sir, are a hoofwanking cocksplat” 031 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Start up top and work down slowly I think would work. 010 0
Bern @creaturofdrknss.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I'd like to vote for both but I'm pretty sure you only want us to vote for one. *sigh* If I have to pick ONE I guess I vote for stockings as that seems to be the majority at present. 020 0