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@crazypastor.bsky.social
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not your grandma’s pastor (altho grandmas love me); freelance filmmaker/video editor/writer/speaker/storyteller; white supremacy is destroying us; everyone has pronouns (I use he/him)

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The political party that whines day and night about the snowflake Left now must make sure they say "SI" instead of "AI" because the Toddler-in-Chief decided so.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Semi-friendly reminder that AI only "knows" what it can search, and what it can search is only what humans have said and done in the past.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eight years of Obama, and nobody came to take your guns. Four years of Biden, and nobody came to take your gas stoves. All the right-wing has is fever dreams of shit that never took place.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As the NFL season gets underway (and the MLB slides towards its regular-season finish), I keep seeing references to the football team in DC (the Commanders) and the baseball team in Cleveland (the Guardians).
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just read an entire article by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Send thoughts and prayers.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today my piano teacher told me I am addicted to Chopin. I mean, guilty.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Thinking about those who were still enslaved in Galveston, seeing the Union soldiers – the Black Union soldiers – march down that dusty Texas road, and Dr. King's words from his Birmingham Epistle come to mind: “Justice too long delayed is justice denied.” #Juneteenth
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Anam Cara Community @anamcaracommunity.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@tvrasche.bsky.social and @crazypastor.bsky.social sat down with lay leader Emma Northcott to talk about how important it is to view the work of church through an intergenerational lens. How Jesus-like it is, you might say. Listen here: anamcara.subspla.sh/dd5svpp
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An Intergenerational Lens (feat. Emma Northcott)
Tuhina and Jason sit down with lay leader extraordinaire, Dr. Emma Northcott, to talk about what it means to bring an intergenerational focus to the work of being church together. How seriously do we ...
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
“Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never has and it never will.” Frederick Douglass #MayDay
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Most people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do so.” Bertrand Russell
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Stan Wonn 🏳️‍🌈🌹 @stanwonn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Something along the lines of "I prefer a Messiah who *didn't* get crucified."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda surprised MAGA Christians haven’t come out saying something like “Donald J Trump is probably a better Messiah than Jesus could have ever been” by now
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Posting on social media in 2026: “Ugh, it must be a nightmare to live in Ukraine right now.” “Oh, so you don’t give a shit about Gaza, huh? Must be nice.”
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“If your pastor didn’t talk about [insert topic here] in their sermon, walk out of that church and never come back” is one of the sadder purity tests that too often pour out from the Left.
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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The newly-converted Catholic VP is telling the Pope — the Vicar of Christ — to stay in his lane.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Splashdown! Now if only Integrity would return to the White House, as well.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The communications blackout that always happens during re-entry is TAILOR MADE to be dramatic. It’s gonna feel like Apollo 13, no matter what. 😂🙃🥴
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Victor Glover got a pulled aside by ICE, totally randomly of course.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Now’s not a good time, Duo.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Afroman might not be the hero we deserve, but he’s absolutely the one we need.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
$4.09 for regular unleaded Not in Northern California, mind you — Winston-Salem, NC.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cate Blanchett fully radicalized me around leaf blowers. God I hate those fucking things.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ryan Coogler’s win for Original Screenplay is well deserved. Still bummed Benicio didn’t win. Sensei was sublime and will remain with me.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
In my next house, I want to live in a place where I will never again hear a goddamn dog barking
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Saw a great name for a haircut place in rural NC — Sheer Magic.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
my kingdom for an image that isn’t a reel so I have time to read the thing goddamn
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Anam Cara Community @anamcaracommunity.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
@crazypastor.bsky.social and @tvrasche.bsky.social sat down with brilliant poet-author, speaker, and soul, @kaitlincurtice.bsky.social, to talk about liminal spaces, generational resilience, and how everything is a story. Listen here – anamcara.subspla.sh/8w4wyhw.
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Everything Is A Story (feat. Kaitlin Curtice)
Jason and Tuhina sit down with brilliant author, poet, speaker, (and soul), Kaitlin Curtice, to talk about liminal spaces, staying in the fire, and what it means to create beauty in a world spiraling.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"Dear Pastor Chestnut, I hope this–––" D-E-L-E-T-E
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
legitimately one of the best to ever do it
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Ughhhhh Catherine O’Hara was one of the funniest actors who ever lived. Tremendous talent. She will be missed. A lot of people will go back to Schitt’s Creek (and for good reason) but don’t sleep on Beetlejuice and Waiting for Guffman.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Someone canceling/rescheduling plans with me is far and away my love language.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
goddamn when just a regular episode of Up First makes you want to take a Xanax you know it’s bleak
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/01/2026
half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.
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Ruth Delgado @heylookitsruth.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
ICE detained people while waiting in line at a food pantry. Again, ICE DETAINED PEOPLE WHILE WAITING IN LINE AT A FOOD PANTRY.
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ICE detained people waiting at a food pantry, Salvation Army says
A foodbank in New Jersey cautioned its partners to have a plan in place in case of an ICE raid.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I live in a blue mailbox desert
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
45/47 warns Iran the U.S. will strike if it kills any protesters. ……….right.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“Stephen Miller is what happens when nazis take helium instead of meth.” — Ronny Chieng, The Daily Show
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
a million seconds ago: last week a billion seconds ago: 1993 a trillion seconds ago: the year 29,300 BCE
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Millennial complaint: stop making still images reels! It’s not a video!
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Watching the #WorldSeries on the East Coast is fucking with my newfound commitment to going to bed earlier.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
You’re goddamned right.
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Anam Cara Community @anamcaracommunity.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Tim, @crazypastor.bsky.social, and @tvrasche.bsky.social talk about citizenship, especially considering we live in a time when birthright citizenship is under assault. What are we called to do as citizens of the commonwealth of God? Listen here: anamcara.subspla.sh/cqnj5tf
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On Citizenship (feat. the AC Three)
The AC Three – Jason, Tuhina, and Tim – talk about citizenship, especially considering we live in a time when birthright citizenship is under assault. What are we called to do as citizens of the commo...
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Grown-ass adults having conversations on speakerphone in public is why we can’t have nice things.
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Not to sound boomer but these word posts converted into reels are annoying af. Static images are not videos! I’m not done reading yet!
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
postal workers should be a class of monastic zealots. we should fear them as much as we rely on them
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
a story that gets bogged down in the details. peat fiction
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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Y’all, Eva Marie Saint is still alive. That’s pretty wild.
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Anam Cara Community @anamcaracommunity.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@tvrasche.bsky.social and @crazypastor.bsky.social sit down with the thoughtful, deliberate, brilliant professor Travis West to talk about his striking new book – and how Sabbath breaks all our rules around capitalism, possession, ownership, and beyond. Listen here: anamcara.subspla.sh/y67gxyt
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The Sabbath Way (feat. Travis West) – Part I
Pastors Tuhina and Jason sit down with the thoughtful, deliberate, wise professor Travis West to talk about his striking new book – The Sabbath Way – and how Sabbath breaks all our rules around capita...
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