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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 16h

If you're on the side that gets funded by Elon freaking Musk, then you're on the wrong side, beloved.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 17h

I truly pray – without ceasing, as Paul recommends – that he never has another good night's sleep.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 17h

Good morning to everyone except Elon Musk, who's using his obscene wealth to try and keep the fascists in charge.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The political party that whines day and night about the snowflake Left now must make sure they say "SI" instead of "AI" because the Toddler-in-Chief decided so.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Semi-friendly reminder that AI only "knows" what it can search, and what it can search is only what humans have said and done in the past.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Eight years of Obama, and nobody came to take your guns. Four years of Biden, and nobody came to take your gas stoves. All the right-wing has is fever dreams of shit that never took place.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Which is just the weirdest thing, since we were told by petulant, entitled white men for YEARS that changing the names of the two aforementioned teams was tantamount to throwing a Molotov cocktail at the whole notion of the American sports tradition.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Both teams have coaches, players, fans, merch, advertising moneys, and stadiums. Both teams regularly play other teams in the league. The seasons – the sports themselves – keep marching forward.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

As the NFL season gets underway (and the MLB slides towards its regular-season finish), I keep seeing references to the football team in DC (the Commanders) and the baseball team in Cleveland (the Guardians).

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just read an entire article by Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Send thoughts and prayers.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today my piano teacher told me I am addicted to Chopin. I mean, guilty.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Thinking about those who were still enslaved in Galveston, seeing the Union soldiers – the Black Union soldiers – march down that dusty Texas road, and Dr. King's words from his Birmingham Epistle come to mind: “Justice too long delayed is justice denied.” #Juneteenth

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never has and it never will.” Frederick Douglass #MayDay

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

“Most people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do so.” Bertrand Russell

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Stan Wonn 🏳️‍🌈🌹 @stanwonn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Something along the lines of "I prefer a Messiah who *didn't* get crucified."

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Not gonna lie, I’m kinda surprised MAGA Christians haven’t come out saying something like “Donald J Trump is probably a better Messiah than Jesus could have ever been” by now

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

It’s not that far off of me posting about missing my dead mom and the replies going, “A lot of people’s moms are dead. And there are definitely worst things than death. Check your privilege.” This insanity is going to fully consume the Left if we’re not careful.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Posting on social media in 2026: “Ugh, it must be a nightmare to live in Ukraine right now.” “Oh, so you don’t give a shit about Gaza, huh? Must be nice.”

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Allow me introduce the crazy concept known as “context.”

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“If your pastor didn’t talk about [insert topic here] in their sermon, walk out of that church and never come back” is one of the sadder purity tests that too often pour out from the Left.

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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The newly-converted Catholic VP is telling the Pope — the Vicar of Christ — to stay in his lane.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Splashdown! Now if only Integrity would return to the White House, as well.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

The communications blackout that always happens during re-entry is TAILOR MADE to be dramatic. It’s gonna feel like Apollo 13, no matter what. 😂🙃🥴

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

gawdddddd what a movie what a freaking movie

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Victor Glover got a pulled aside by ICE, totally randomly of course.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Afroman might not be the hero we deserve, but he’s absolutely the one we need.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

$4.09 for regular unleaded Not in Northern California, mind you — Winston-Salem, NC.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Cate Blanchett fully radicalized me around leaf blowers. God I hate those fucking things.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I hear that. Glad that original screenplay won, it’s well deserved. And big ones are still left. I think Best Actor and Best Picture are still possible. Then again, maybe One Battle gets more and starts to sweep. :/

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Ryan Coogler’s win for Original Screenplay is well deserved. Still bummed Benicio didn’t win. Sensei was sublime and will remain with me.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

In my next house, I want to live in a place where I will never again hear a goddamn dog barking

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Saw a great name for a haircut place in rural NC — Sheer Magic.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

my kingdom for an image that isn’t a reel so I have time to read the thing goddamn

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

"Dear Pastor Chestnut, I hope this–––" D-E-L-E-T-E

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

legitimately one of the best to ever do it

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Ughhhhh Catherine O’Hara was one of the funniest actors who ever lived. Tremendous talent. She will be missed. A lot of people will go back to Schitt’s Creek (and for good reason) but don’t sleep on Beetlejuice and Waiting for Guffman.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Someone canceling/rescheduling plans with me is far and away my love language.

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kitchen adjasont @crazypastor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

goddamn when just a regular episode of Up First makes you want to take a Xanax you know it’s bleak

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/01/2026

half the userbase of this website is addicted to the dopamine hit that comes with "all is loss" bad news. they want to spiral out and resent you when you tell them something tethered to reality.

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