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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Now that Parton is gone, I'm hoping the hobby-wailers will move on from Princess Ozzy.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tate brothers manosphere movement? Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This country needs to ban fireworks and Chinese lanterns NOW.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I dunno, I just don't think there's THAT much money in child porn generated in space.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Trump says not drunk, never been drunk, and will fight you all, also no drunk.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The made up serious sexual assault in Epsom is the second time this has happened, previously the same claimed assault, again in a church, was made in Banbury last year and also didn't exist.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Shitty people gather and are fascists. Just like witches a massive twatsist.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I think it's actually much more ludicrous that Trump is a doctor than he is Jesus.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Trump is a drunk. He acts like one all the time. Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe. He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Bluesky works as an example of how to be a fucking awful alternative. It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent. Its cak compared to shite. Brownsky.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Did Donald Trump vote in the 2024 election? If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Fartrage and Trumplestiltskin suddenly diagnosed with Tourettes.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I think it's time to declare the phrase "As rare as a dry day in the UK" as a thing.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

My next pediction for Fuckface von Clownstick is to lower the age of consent to ten and backdate it to 1985.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Interesting discovery of today... Needs to start with a story, a story of how I, until recently, had a coffee made in a Bialetti moka pot at the start of most days at home, a little pot which sits on the stove and boils up a mean coffee.

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Oh The Bins The Bins @olmanlimbinbusstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment: - When you sue someone you cannot demand a price. - Where would you sue someone for this? - On what accusation? - On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do. (fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

"Trump always sounds like a kid giving an oral report on a book he hasn't read" - Mark Hamill. I doubt Trump has ever given oral. Except perhaps to his pal Putin.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Let's say it. "AI" is shit. It is bad at its job. Been sent on wild goose chases from google directions. It has assumed I had the wrong song name when asking about a song, because there's a similarly named popular one. Now amazon seems to have deployed it. And it's baaadd.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Just a reminder that the economic miracle that Fartrage is seeking is the same as 1970s Spain, a country of poverty and isolation after 50 years of fascism.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

So what will the international media give credibility to tomorrow with words like "unproven" or "contentious"? Next up it being "unproven" Donnies Farts cure cancer?

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

They want you to be obsessed with immigration so you ignore all the other problems. But all the other problems ARE the problem. Don't be distracted and let them blind you with hate.

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donnieissundowning.bsky.social @donnieissundowning.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

It wasn't all good times in the good old days. Sometimes you caught syphilis off a twelve year old. She didn't want to do it at first, but I told her I'd tell her mam if she didn't. So she did. Donald.

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Ken Bardsley @kenbar.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

In recent weeks we've been needing to revisit the phrase "all the president's children".

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Of the richest 1% in the UK, only 28% of them pay any Income Tax at all. The richest do not work, they are Billionaires and Landlords and all their wealth is registered in tax havens and all their profits go there. Stop repeating the lie that the richest pay tax, they don't.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Having spent an hour in a queue getting into Frankfurt, I curse everyone who voted for brexit with ARSE SPIDERS

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

So Trump signed an executive order to cut drug prices? Signing an executive order is like commanding your farts not to smell.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

We live in a country where the media is mentally ill. That person has spent the last 100 odd days effectively at economic war with every one of it's recent allies. For the last ten years they've constantly sold the myth of a US trade deal, and absolutely not a slightest chance of that even...

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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Things are getting serious down the gym on Easter Friday. That old white dude has done so much reps of 10kg on the rowing machine that he has to take his puffer jacket off....

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Andrew Sharpe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿|🇪🇺 @andrew.sharpe.scot · 16/04/2025

Is there anything at all honest about Tesla?

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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Have any of this lot recanted and issued a full-throated apology yet?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Today is international "Men making international womens day somehow all about them" day.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

At was absolutely no surprise that the "wonderful support" that Boris Johnson offered the Ukraine did not stand up to his toadying to Trump trying to destroy them. The man always has been a nonsense spouting blowhard, telling every good news while doing nothing. I never believed him anyway.

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Tor 🇳🇴 @torhegst.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Agreement with Bannon on ANY case or topic was not on my bingo card for 2025. This is my surprised face

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

I commented on a news story about Hooters opening again in the UK. I mentioned that there was a Hooters in Birmingham 20 odd years ago. And that it went bust...

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

While looking up the Black Sabbath megagig to critique it, I see that the 800 quid (plus booking fees of at least 100, I assume) ticket in an executive box gives you not one, but TWO inclusive beers.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Epidemic of drug resistant syphilis among high end hookers reaches crisis point in Washington DaC.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Facebook now appears to be a high risk site/app where you misclick once on, say, Wallace and Gromit, and that's all the posts you get in your feed for the next three weeks.

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PACrosthwaite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺🇵🇸 @baggytrousers1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Dear Mr Starmer, Please can you advise just why the thieving parasite that is Michelle Mone is: A. Still a member of the HoL B. Still a baroness C. Still not been arrested Yours sincerely, Joe & Josie Public

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