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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The point being: Stop pretending we are that rich when we are not. Then we might be able to address problems of a country stuck in the past, which it might be able to solve.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We NOT the 5th wealthiest country in the world. If you are talking BIGGEST, then we appear to have taken that back recent from INDIA. Number 2 is CHINA. Not exactly wealthy countries. In GDP Per Capita we've fought our way back from 34th to 20th now, that is richest. We were 14th before Brexit.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

One of the "great Brexit benefits" which the likes of Dominic Cummings kept banging on about (and I think Boris fucking Johnson was a big fan of), was relaxing all of the data protection to sell off EVERY bit of government data to whoever would pay for it. People don't seem to remember this.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Now that Parton is gone, I'm hoping the hobby-wailers will move on from Princess Ozzy.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Tate brothers manosphere movement? Less Fight Club, more Fart Club.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This country needs to ban fireworks and Chinese lanterns NOW.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I dunno, I just don't think there's THAT much money in child porn generated in space.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Trump says not drunk, never been drunk, and will fight you all, also no drunk.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It strikes me that this wasting of police time could be prosecutable, which carries fines and jail time, so the next logical step is these nazis actually commit the crime in order to protest it...

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The made up serious sexual assault in Epsom is the second time this has happened, previously the same claimed assault, again in a church, was made in Banbury last year and also didn't exist.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Am I the only one who finds Sophie's Choice hilarious for pretty much the same reason?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Yep, not great but biggest criticism is that he hadn't fixed the last fives shite yet....

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Shitty people gather and are fascists. Just like witches a massive twatsist.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I always thought Christians were pretty stupid, but the last week shows that they really cannot even be described to be 'as intelligent as stupid'.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I think it's actually much more ludicrous that Trump is a doctor than he is Jesus.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I'd argue it's about ten years past the point of being a party of the economy, if it ever was. Party of the landlord class perhaps.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Well, that's really going to turn the tide... Shall I mention he believes in "space demons"? No? Ok.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I assume that's in the "things they say in private every day, along with the n and p words" but are not not allowed to say quite yet because they're saving it for the election.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I've been saying this for the last year. Why are the press just forgetting this guy is insane? They try and work out why he's doing things every day. The tariffs nonsense. The railing against allies. Mad Ukraine stuff. This war. They keep treating him as if he is sane. Or clever. He is not.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The difficult conversations when you keep paying a whore who then doesn't leave.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Trump is a drunk. He acts like one all the time. Why anyone believes that he's not absolutely baffles me. He's lied about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and they take this as something to believe. He's a rambling drunk fool. No coincidence he posts late at night.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Bluesky works as an example of how to be a fucking awful alternative. It's bad. Facebook is bad but bluesky, as much of a whole useless piece of crap facebook is, makes facebook seem magnificent. Its cak compared to shite. Brownsky.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Did Donald Trump vote in the 2024 election? If so, he was unable to due to being a convicted felon. This carries a sentence of up to 5 years in prison in Florida.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Fartrage and Trumplestiltskin suddenly diagnosed with Tourettes.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

She's a Boris-licker. Always has been. It's why Brexit went unchallenged on the BBC. They got to tell us all sorts of fantasies about Brexit and Kuenssberg, Political editor of BBC News, and someone who had been offered the job of Johnson's head of PR, aws fine with that.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I think it's time to declare the phrase "As rare as a dry day in the UK" as a thing.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

My next pediction for Fuckface von Clownstick is to lower the age of consent to ten and backdate it to 1985.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

It turned up today. It's fucking tiny. I went back to look at the six cup one and it appears that was the one I was using. I'd been (and will likely continue be) having a sex-tuple expresso at the start of every day. Noice.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I'd probably need the three cup one and with christmas money, I ordered one from amazon (sadly, but my attempts to use ebay have been challenging at least).

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Anyway, so I needed a new one. Christmas present perhaps, except I knew there was an ancient one in the junk room of an unknown size, and had to check if that was the same. I looked at it, nooo, it was a six cup one, far too much...

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Except until a couple of months ago when I lost the bottom bit of the pot. I reckon the ghost which possesses the house got me to drop it in the bin, in a moment similar to when I find myself sticking the house keys behind a cup on a dusty shelf for some reason.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Interesting discovery of today... Needs to start with a story, a story of how I, until recently, had a coffee made in a Bialetti moka pot at the start of most days at home, a little pot which sits on the stove and boils up a mean coffee.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

What is so awful is that they seem to be concerned about a foreign power taking over the rabidly insane telegraph, yet Levedev hoovers up all the 'unbiased' papers. Only thing which sates me a little is they're losing so much money.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I know but they did used to be kind of the same newspaper and sort of balanced but not for a long time... (Metro also now a daily mail mouthpiece too but it could be easily bought meaning it looked like pro brexit when just advertisements back in 2016)

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I is the Daily mail now. Independent is lebedevs so unrelated.

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Oh The Bins The Bins @olmanlimbinbusstop.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Questions none of our lick-spittle press are not asking at the moment: - When you sue someone you cannot demand a price. - Where would you sue someone for this? - On what accusation? - On what damage caused (which will be the 1-5 billion dollars depending on what nasty rumour he's avoiding today)?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

According to most uk media, Rachel Reeves is going to tax the air that you breathe and the farts that you make... I've never seen all of them so insane on the subject of what she's going to do. (fun thing, see if anyone else can name the last Tory chancellor)

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

So, does anyone think it's a good time to restart that Lost Prophets tribute band?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Let's state this now: I'm going to stop cycling, because there is no way I'm going to be on the road with those driver-less fucking cars.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Them saying the quiet part out loud and expecting hilarity is the world we live in now. We all know Fartrage is saying "Send them back", even Bad-Enoch is saying it and will be smiling right up until the van turns up at her door, with Patel in Braverman already in the back. It's the National Front

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

So moving on from flag rage season, a week and a half we will be in clock rage week, then into poppie rage season, and then into Reeves rage season (it's funny that there never was a Hunt/Sunak/Javid/Hammond/Obsbourne rage season, I wonder why that was....)

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

That will give those quitterati a chance to tell us all those benefits to make up for that. Finally. ... Ok, I guess not found any yet.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Somewhere in the Whitehouse an IT guy is being forced at gunpoint to 3d print a "most handsomest president" statue, and spray it gold.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Did it take me till today to notice she was called Bad-Enoch?

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Written by someone who will be dazed and confused standing at the bottom of some airplane steps in Rwanda a year after he helps Fartrage get elected.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I'm not really sure how you do dialogue but whatever.

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Crazylikeaseaslug @crazylikeaseaslug.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

To mention about what is happening out in the unemployment heavy "sticks" like Wolverhampton, outside groups are buying flats and charging insane (for the area) rents for them. Then hawking them out on airbnb. Now we've got empty flats, filled at weekends, and a housing shortage as well.

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