jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 28/08/2026several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and jerking off their dicks 010
Reposted by jasonDr. Abobo Bixlee, Disgraced Social Media Expert @bixlee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026the police used to watch over the people, now they're watching the people 23710
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 01/07/2026INTERIOR SCHOOL COMPUTER LAB. The kids are all seated at their computer workstations. Dade is smacking. 010
Reposted by jasontinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/04/2026i can think of exactly one reason for which i would not blame someone for attending the WHCD 941739
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 26/03/2026testy and adversarial, even in the most banal, non-Urkel situations 000
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 24/03/2026we are in a whole new era, i grew up without a tv and I tell ya, these kids and their google accounts and their screens in their faces, i'm not a mechanic at all, if my screen goes out i'm fucked 000
Reposted by jasonGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/01/2026Goatse will return in 'Avengers: Doomsday' 111311
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 27/10/2025clinging to decades old vendettas from the river valley BBS scene 051
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 03/10/2025motorcycle enthusiasts worldwide have returned to Northwest Arkansas to grope and kiss their bikes in public, any ambiance is drowned out by the sound of smooches as puckered lips press against frames and gas tanks 030
Reposted by jasonbrendle @brendle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence! 42063513
jason @crawl3y.bsky.social · 26/09/2024pantless, doing the Charleston, turds plopping on the server room floor 020
Reposted by jasonDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/12/2023Whole family wearing matching pajamas sitting around the TV watching Exorcist III: Legion, as is our Christmas tradition. Everyone laughs warmly when the youngest nephew says "the master is throwing me a scrap from his table" right along with Brad Dourif. This is what the season is all about. 2246051
