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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Of course he lied to Congress. Hello?! He's RFKjr. His Samoa trip and his motives are well-documented. In this tiny island-nation, his actions are directly responsible for sickening thousands, the deaths of at least 83 people – most were children under five years old. He's trying to cull us!
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Senator calls for criminal investigation of RFK Jr after Guardian report
Newly obtained records indicate health secretary lied about Samoa trip during Senate confirmation hearings last year
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Mary Binky McCarthy @marybinky.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Dr. Fauci. 💪
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...
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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.
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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
JB Pritzker: “The president knows so little about the government and he cares so little about delivering anything that talking to him is a useless endeavor. I’m about delivering for the people of my state, he’s about delivering for himself.“
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 05/08/2025
The Epstein distraction effort is going extraterrestrial
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Esther Ciammachilli @estherc.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The cashier at the grocery store told me my total for groceries was $173.34. I demanded they be fired and replaced with a cashier who will tell me I only owe $40. This is what we’re doing now, right?
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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 29/07/2025
How humans are losing water supply thanks to fossil fuel’s climate pollution.
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“Staggering” Water Loss Driven by Groundwater Mining Poses Global Threat
A new study finds that freshwater resources are rapidly disappearing, creating arid “mega” regions and causing sea levels to rise.
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Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 @lizzielizliz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Three dairy farmers who gave to Democrats in 2024: 1. Stoneyfield Farm; 2. Western United Dairymen; and 3. Land O’ Lakes. These are the dairy farmers we support.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 22/07/2025
Republicans stay screaming about law & order…But won’t release the Epstein files. They sit up here posting conspiracy theories all day…But won’t release the Epstein files. They’re quick to call a hearing or launch an investigation on some BS…But (say it with me) won’t release the Epstein files.
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Shawn Harris @shawnforcongress.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
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eigengraulein @eigengraulein.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
nyt soft-launching a vibes-based constitution
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 09/07/2025
The 14th Amendment was ratified today in 1868—guaranteeing equal protection under the law. 157 years later, Trump’s trying to erase it like it was a typo. No birthright citizenship. No due process. Just Trump doing what he does best—breaking the law.
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Wow. So he votes to gut Medicaid and throw 17 million people off of their healthcare and then dumps his Medicaid related stock to cover his own ass? That’s just evil and cruel.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Mia Ives-Rublee @seemiaroll.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wowza that was a good question
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Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 31/05/2025
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says needles
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a screen that says needles
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
#MemorialDay 🇺🇸
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Resistor Sister @sistergf.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Preach 🙏 💙👏👏👏💯
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
An oldie but goodie.
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Ernest Bruce @ernestbruce.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
#RickSantorum #MariaButina
Rick Santorum and Maria Butina
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Resistor Sister @sistergf.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
That girl made the rounds.
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Photos of ICE officers with their masks down Share far and wide
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 08/05/2025
Kash Patel, the conspiracy theorist that Republicans made FBI Director, came to a Senate hearing on the budget—with NO budget, NO timeline, and NO clue. It's downright incompetent, and it's making America less safe. We need serious leadership at the FBI.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
North America in three quotes by heads of state.
Canada is expanding its dental plan!!Mexico is giving free glasses to elementary school kids!Donald Trump says, well maybe kids will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, because they'll be poorer because of China trade war
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
they are currently ignoring a supreme court decision and no one cares or is doing a single thing about it, its just so goddam infuriating
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20/04/2025
Imagine being this bitter, this unhinged—and still thinking you’re the victim. Trump can’t even say Happy Easter without turning it into a rage-filled tantrum.
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jqpdxyo.bsky.social @jqpdxyo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Fuck that guy.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Trump's "debt war" is going in reverse, he's already added at least 8 billion in debt and it is expected to exponentially grow. During his last presidency he grew the US debt by $7.8 trillion. If the US survives this time around, expect that number to triple or quadruple.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Our beef is the most masculine beef. Very strong, heterosexual beef. Our beef pisses standing up while their effeminate beef pisses sitting down.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Needed this laugh 🤣💀
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/03/2025
Wyden: "I'm of the view that there ought to be resignations, starting with the national security adviser and the secretary of defense."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My maternal grandmother died in the 1918 flu pandemic. RFK Jr can go fuck himself.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
MAGAts under Biden: 'Thank god for these judges who are blocking his radical left agenda' MAGAts under trump: "Judges have no right to tell presidents what to do'.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Why trump asking other countries for eggs when he can just ask the chickens in Congress???
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE! Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin Visit www.takedowntesla.com
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
A Ukraine and Holocaust expert humiliates QAnon terrorist Russian agent Marjorie Taylor Greene by dismantling all of her pro-Putin propaganda. Love it.
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crashpile.bsky.social @crashpile.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Is there a reliable count for the number of veterans who have been fired by DOGE?
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
These were seen in London. London fucking ROCKS!💪
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The fundamental issue here is that a pissed off Democrat will arrange a boycott or a sit in or a protest and a pissed off Republican will load a box truck full of ammonium nitrate and nitromethane and detonate it next to the Murrah building
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
New Yorkers: Call Sen. Gillibrand’s office to vote NO on cloture and NO on the Republican Spending Bill. They vote in the morning. ☎️: (202) 224-4451
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Angele @angeledehart.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
So wish you were still in Congress, Sen. Franken. Somehow we went down the wrong path. 💔
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Who agrees with AOC....
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/03/2025
Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 02/03/2025
It was never a better idea—Republicans have been masterful at convincing folks to vote against their own interests.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
They may seem like small protests individually, but together they are costing Tesla and Elon Musk billions of dollars. You are doing your part. Keep up the pressure. #3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeDown Find on near you: www.teslatakedown.com
Tesla protests worldwide
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