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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 23h
Itō Jakuchū's 'Frog' of 1790 for me is the iconic image of numbed uncomfortable bafflement at the predicament of existence in the coming modern world, much as Munch's 'Scream' expressed it through horror.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if this spurs more investment in pain management for AI before re-evaluating giving women more than a couple of Tylenol for medical procedures...
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuuuu.... I'm doomed
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing that would fix all of this is to recategorize game developers and software engineers as non-exempt employees. Once you're legally required to start paying 1.5-2x an employee's rates for excessive hours, you lose the incentive to force your staff to endlessly crunch.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Exactly this.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes I forget that there are people I know that have actually seen me IRL.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This BS, right here. If someone is breaking up with you over a mechanic in a game that HASN'T EVEN BEEN RELEASED YET... It was never actually about the game in the first place. But I guess we'll promote the ancient misogynistic idea that women are incompatible with video games while we can. 🙄
Screenshot of several video gaming blogs with various headlines alluding to GTA 6's relationship mechanics causing real world accusations of "cheating" and break-ups.
The game had not been released at the time of these articles being posted.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Restoring Van Gogh's Ear & Mending His Broken Heart” 🎨 #asmr #satisfying #vangogh #papercraft #stopmotion IG: @paper_pepper (페이퍼 후추)
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That thing where it's Friday, and you're waiting to see if you get an update today or if it'll be the next business day.... after a long weekend holiday. 🫠
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today, in "People are begging to help you make that game you keep thinking about" news: The Universal LPC Spite Sheet Generator. Got some specific ideas about how you would want the characters in a theoretical game to look? This is hella comprehensive. liberatedpixelcup.github.io/Universal-LP...
liberatedpixelcup.github.io
Universal LPC Sprite Sheet Character Generator
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 03/09/2026
If you are somewhere in the Venn diagram of industrial music nerd and graphic design nerd, you might be interested in this book project on Kickstarter. They interviewed me a while back for it so it will apparently include some of my work and commentary. Looking forward to it!
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Industrial Music/Graphics: A Visual History of a Movement
Industrial music built a visual language as confrontational as its sound—Throbbing Gristle to Nine Inch Nails, told by its designers.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"No work from home!" State proceeds to shut down major interstate sections and bridges, simultaneously, for repairs "to be completed over the next three years." But that water cooler, man!
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 27/08/2026
I made a new t-shirt about the only unskilled labor that should be replaced with a chatbot. In my shop now in a variety of styles at robsheridan.threadless.com/collections/...
"Replace CEOs with A.I." original t-shirt design from Glitch Goods by Rob Sheridan. A man in a business suit whose head is a Frankenstein box of computer parts. He is pointing to a line going up.
Text:
REPLACE CEOS
WITH A.I.
WHY IT MATTERS:
Reduce Costs by
Automating
UnshilledLabor!
- UNEARNED CONFIDENCE
- JUST MAKES SHIT UP
- STEALS YOUR WORK
- HAS NO SOUL
JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!
NOW WITH MORE FINGERS
Available at https://robsheridan.threadless.com
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not going to pull any "pick-me-girl" nonsense to appease alt-right trolls, and I'm also not going to give them the satisfaction of getting upset at their horseshit. You try to catch my eye, and you're going to get that script flipped so hard back on you that you'll regret playing stupid games.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
These look great!
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
To the "all games suck now" crowd: There are so many games out there, and you can't find a single one that you like? Maybe you're actually not the "gamer" you claim to be. All the gamers I know are perpetually suffering from too much content and not enough time to play it all.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dorohedoro is giving me The Maxx vibes, esp. with how hard that tone shifted from the first season to halfway through the second.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The amount of people (not on Bluesky) that leap to the defense of quantifiably overpaid CEOs... www.asyousow.org/the-100-most... "We, like many other analysts, find very weak links between pay amounts and company financial performance. [1/2]"
asyousow.org
The 100 Most Overpaid CEOs — As You Sow
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You're not allowed to work on anything on the side, but you also can't show any of your professional work due to NDA hell and cancelations. The death of the 'recent portfolio'. www.gamedeveloper.com/production/-...
gamedeveloper.com
Developers discuss the pain and prevalence of side work clauses
How an industry renowned for creativity is actively stifling it.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sure, it's the 'game developers' that are too expensive. "Hight will continue to earn $800,000 annually in his new advisor role, as well as netting an annual cash bonus award."
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My NES still reads the saved game data from my original Dragon Warrior cartridge (~1989), so... Yes, that would be the expectation. Unless they're positing that the goal of modern tech is to only be temporarily useful until it becomes e-waste.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Games that force lengthy interactive tutorials up front, without a reference on the controls, do not respect player time. Can't start the game over without re-suffering through the tutorial. Can't pick it back up after an absence because you have to go back to button mashing to relearn the flow.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The point of Musk claiming Grok will make an Odyssey movie per his own preferences isn't that he's actually going to do it. The point is to rile people up for attention, to reinforce that Grok is explicitly curated to his version of "truth," and an attempt to devalue artists and creative work.
A tweet by Elon Musk that says "Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer"
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The sad truth.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 19/07/2026
wikipedia: Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." It is based on the assumption that if the publishers were confident that the answer was yes, they would have presented it as an assertion; by presenting it as a question, they are not accountable for whether it is correct or not.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
www.polygon.com/id-software-...
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Doom dev id Software issues official response to Xbox layoffs
Xbox's mass layoffs hit id Software hard, but the Doom and Quake developer says it will continue
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's telling that so many impacted game devs that have been in their recent role for 10-20+ years don't have enough savings to survive any kind of employment gap. Wages in dev hubs are barely adequate for the local cost of living, and it's not for the lack of hours worked.
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John Ebenger @johnebenger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The entire Cinematic org was included. Let me know if you're looking to pick up a Director and/or other talented cine folks at any level.
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ariella @agbouskila.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, I've been affected by the Bungie layoffs, and I guess I'm now looking for work. I'm a senior narrative designer on Destiny 2. I'm going to thread a little list of stuff I've done on the game; normally I go out of my way to avoid attention, but today I'd appreciate reposts.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 24/06/2026
Been working on this as part of my Levelling The Playing Field program for a while, as part of a mission of creating fairer access to knowledge. Eight 101 video courses for independent game dev, €40 each, available soon. Sign up for the launch announcement & newsletter at courses.ramiismail.com
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Shayna Moon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 25/06/2026
Hey fyi @gracklehq.com is run by one extremely good hearted guy, and it’s still the best site for games industry job listings. It has a patreon that he doesn’t advertise because he’s that selfless. You can support it on patreon and/or kofi
gracklehq.com
Grackle HQ: A job site for the game industry - Grackle HQ
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
So... The "physical" version of Guild Wars 2 was also just a code in the box. Which was awesome to discover, after having to track down a store with any stock left at the time, when they were "sold out of digital copies".
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 17/06/2026
"Game dev is one of those jobs you only do when you really want to. It's not going to make your parents proud, you're unlikely to get rich in an industry that lays off people for making superhits, and its a demanding & confrontative job. Why would you let a machine do the thing you're here to do?"
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There's an orange record in the record player. Which means someone's been listening to either Tangerine Dream or a Dragon Ball OST.
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Zaire @zeestermeester.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If anyone is looking to hire a Peabody and BAFTA winning senior writer, I am looking for work. I’ve got six years experience in games. Everything from indie to AAA. I am not married to staying in games. I am hoping to relocate to the Bay Area. I am keeping my ears to the ground.
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Ju Li Khaw @juleshortstuff.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I just do want to say, please look at situations like this and realize your lay off has no reflection on how good you are at your job whatsoever. There is nothing you can do or could have done to ensure this doesn't happen to you except for work to change the industry.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My partner was watching news stories from the 80's about computers. People were so excited about what they were working on back then.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Social media is the commercialization of Shouting Into The Void.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"A Super El Niño would mean hotter and dryer weather in the upcoming months." .... After the PNW already skipped winter entirely this year. 😵
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I would be ever so *slightly* less enraged about the cost of groceries if all the food in the stores weren't past the "best by" date, moldy, or sold out.
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
More than ever: Be kind (but put up with no shit.) Be peaceful (but defend against the violent) Uplift and hold space for others (but do not give platforms to the intolerant) Find balance between all (but never suffer those who would tip or destroy the scales)
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Marathoning anime late at night and realizing I'm getting the main characters from Gachiakuta and Hell's Paradise slightly crossed in my mind. 🙃 I blame the fact that they're both a socially-deprived, short haired, petite, battle-albino with massive spirit powers.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Frogger or JumpMan on a Commodore 64. 🫣
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Two things I've found on bluesky: "There's an awful lot of tone-policing copy-pasta bot shit" going on. And people putting dongers on e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g.
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bill Nye the Science Guy
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AFNarratives @afnarratives.blacksky.app · 06/04/2026
The Black State of the Games Industry Survey is up! It'll be open till May 6th, 2026 and should take 20 minutes maximum of your time. Only requirements are that you're a Black Game Developer over the age of 18! 🎮🎮🎮 forms.gle/teLH4p9rAokS...
forms.gle
2026 Black State Of The Games Industry Survey
Greetings! Thank you for completing this survey. This survey was created to highlight the unique challenges that Black Game Developers face in the Games Industry. Although they compose less than 10% o...
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crashmycpu.bsky.social @crashmycpu.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
FFVI vs FFVII = ...And Justice For All vs The Black Album
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