Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 14hI'm on my covered screened-in porch while it's raining and who can tell me what is better than this 020
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You are doing this all in one DAY?? Safe travels, sending mojo! 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I just recently found out that my contact name in my neighbor's phone is Kyle Wife Lindsey Ma'am you are over at my house twice a week, i text you daily, and we've known you for 11 years. At least spell my name right 120
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🎶 it's the eye of the tiger/ it's a Boz in a fight Rising up to the challenge of the waaater 🎶 020
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not only have you earned your role as being knowledgeable and respected, but also you put a man in his place so that's blue ribbon right there 020
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ohh my love, that's even worse. Let's agree to never see this movie again ever. 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had to be taken out of the movie theater while screaming when attending a showing of E.T. 100
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like 8 weeks ago we did a large order of Chinese takeout and they put it in a box, which Charlie has adopted as Fun Place to Be. I told husband we have to get rid of it, and he's like BUT LOOK 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It just rained here for exactly 10 seconds. My weather app predicted 49% chance of rain today so technically correct. 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am SO MAD that I have to work on the day this is scheduled because this is my FAVORITE BOOK and i want to TALK ABOUT IT 011
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It is the best time of the week: just getting into bed on a Friday night 020
Reposted by LindsayTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you. 241001107
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can always tell who's a native South Floridian because they delight at a brief cold snap ("how droll! I shall put on the one sweater i own!") but if it's cloudy for more than a day they throw a tantrum 020
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh can i interest you in Banana Ball, it's 75% baseball but the teams do gymnastics and synchronized dances and they put on fun outfits (sometimes costumes) It is so dumb and fun and i absolutely love it 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Many happy returns of the day, beloved! You deserve the best ❤️ 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Immediately saved this to my phone for future reaction responses 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But will they make you Titi Linds's special sicktime cocktail of sprite and OJ? A winn ought to take a sick day! 111
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh babe, did you do the twofer? Hope you get some good rest and Tylenol 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All the love to a wonderful unit of cat, I hope your next few days with her are peaceful. 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm not gonna get into the details of the commercial i saw but I'm just gonna say that the anti-trans political propaganda is so false and horrifying that i almost launched myself into the TV 000
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Omg y'all remember when the MTV Video Music Awards was So Important? 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok i tried to post this once before and messed up grammar, and i did it again this time. I'm just gonna have to live with this. Anyway, fuck Puff Daddy 030
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The local radio station that plays 90s and 00s throwbacks are editing out the Sean Combs parts of the songs and i enjoy this 120
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Between that and Mac and Dee being married irl it is just amazing 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We must all strive to be the Master of Karate and Friendship For Everyone 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Both of my cats would post about Best Places to Nap in the House. 000
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh yeah, look up "missing missing reasons" it's super common 100
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026An interesting read that i feel puts the blame too much on younger adults removing themselves from a bad relationship and less on older people clinging to "but you only have one [parent]" opinion 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sir, it's Velveeta. Chop it up and nuke it with a little milk and there you have it. Now to make a real cheese sauce, yeah, you gotta go with bechamel and good cheese. That's non-negotiable. 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Excuse me, food bloggers. I'm not making a bechamel to make Velveeta cheese sauce. 110
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh my god youtu.be/VxsG7k1mgn4?...youtu.beSnoop Frogg (Kermit sings "Gin & Juice")YouTube video by There I Ruined It 000
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am on this opinion train after i found out yesterday that Tommy Tuberville is the real name of an awful guy, and not a fake name of a social media influencer 020
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We are out of the 90s so it's fall weather now! The Kyle had to put on a tshirt! 010
Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh you know my soul sister Chlo is not happy about this 110