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@crashkrispy.bsky.social
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Big thoughts, big dreams, and a big brown Mercedes sedan - she/her

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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 14h
I'm on my covered screened-in porch while it's raining and who can tell me what is better than this
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday, beloved!
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are doing this all in one DAY?? Safe travels, sending mojo!
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I enjoy this
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just recently found out that my contact name in my neighbor's phone is Kyle Wife Lindsey Ma'am you are over at my house twice a week, i text you daily, and we've known you for 11 years. At least spell my name right
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎶 it's the eye of the tiger/ it's a Boz in a fight Rising up to the challenge of the waaater 🎶
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well I'm gonna extremely need that rip mix
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not only have you earned your role as being knowledgeable and respected, but also you put a man in his place so that's blue ribbon right there
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ohh my love, that's even worse. Let's agree to never see this movie again ever.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had to be taken out of the movie theater while screaming when attending a showing of E.T.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like 8 weeks ago we did a large order of Chinese takeout and they put it in a box, which Charlie has adopted as Fun Place to Be. I told husband we have to get rid of it, and he's like BUT LOOK
A small black and white cat in a cardboard box. He does not yet know it's going into recycling.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It just rained here for exactly 10 seconds. My weather app predicted 49% chance of rain today so technically correct.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am SO MAD that I have to work on the day this is scheduled because this is my FAVORITE BOOK and i want to TALK ABOUT IT
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is the best time of the week: just getting into bed on a Friday night
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not even funny what kind of loss I will absorb if I have to create an account to do business with you. I will walk away from a winning lottery ticket, I promise you.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brilliant response, love it
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can always tell who's a native South Floridian because they delight at a brief cold snap ("how droll! I shall put on the one sweater i own!") but if it's cloudy for more than a day they throw a tantrum
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got the shivers from this
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh can i interest you in Banana Ball, it's 75% baseball but the teams do gymnastics and synchronized dances and they put on fun outfits (sometimes costumes) It is so dumb and fun and i absolutely love it
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MÖTHER ARE YOU WELL
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many happy returns of the day, beloved! You deserve the best ❤️
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Immediately saved this to my phone for future reaction responses
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is thrilling
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are of one heart with recovery drink ❤️❤️
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But will they make you Titi Linds's special sicktime cocktail of sprite and OJ? A winn ought to take a sick day!
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh babe, did you do the twofer? Hope you get some good rest and Tylenol
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this or is this not a dispensary strain menu
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the love to a wonderful unit of cat, I hope your next few days with her are peaceful.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not gonna get into the details of the commercial i saw but I'm just gonna say that the anti-trans political propaganda is so false and horrifying that i almost launched myself into the TV
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Omg y'all remember when the MTV Video Music Awards was So Important?
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok i tried to post this once before and messed up grammar, and i did it again this time. I'm just gonna have to live with this. Anyway, fuck Puff Daddy
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The local radio station that plays 90s and 00s throwbacks are editing out the Sean Combs parts of the songs and i enjoy this
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I use this at work all the time
Charlie Day with his hands over his head saying I'M ALL THE WAY UP HERE WITH IT
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Between that and Mac and Dee being married irl it is just amazing
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We must all strive to be the Master of Karate and Friendship For Everyone
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Both of my cats would post about Best Places to Nap in the House.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah, look up "missing missing reasons" it's super common
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An interesting read that i feel puts the blame too much on younger adults removing themselves from a bad relationship and less on older people clinging to "but you only have one [parent]" opinion
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love this for my cousin winn
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sir, it's Velveeta. Chop it up and nuke it with a little milk and there you have it. Now to make a real cheese sauce, yeah, you gotta go with bechamel and good cheese. That's non-negotiable.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excuse me, food bloggers. I'm not making a bechamel to make Velveeta cheese sauce.
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god youtu.be/VxsG7k1mgn4?...
youtu.be
Snoop Frogg (Kermit sings "Gin & Juice")
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Princess has felt the Pea
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am on this opinion train after i found out yesterday that Tommy Tuberville is the real name of an awful guy, and not a fake name of a social media influencer
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We are out of the 90s so it's fall weather now! The Kyle had to put on a tshirt!
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Counterpoint
10 day forecast for Pompano Beach, Florida
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well i do have tomorrow off
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hello i would like a piece of this
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I enjoy that we are both in our perfect climates
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Lindsay @crashkrispy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh you know my soul sister Chlo is not happy about this
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