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Ruben Carranza

@crashinator.bsky.social
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 30m
We need an @atrupar.com cage match against you, Tom. I'll bring the popcorn.
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David Grayless @davidgrayless.bsky.social · 19h
10 years ago today, The Washington Post releases a videotape of #DonaldTrump boasting about groping and kissing women without consent to Billy Bush on a bus on their way to film an episode of "Access Hollywood".
Donald Trump: Billy Bush says infamous Access Hollywood 'grab them
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 13h
Attempting to buy votes.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 23h
this is not the pedophile whose brother tried to kill acton, by the way, this is a different one
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 19h
In case you were wondering, they STILL haven't managed to fix the Reflecting Pool, six months after work began
Livestream image taken from the Washington Monument, showing the Reflecting Pool still empty
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CNN @cnn.com · 18h
"The fact that Trump, a billionaire, was photographed wearing a suit jacket with tags from Jos. A. Bank, the relatively inexpensive brand, is interesting for a number of reasons," writes CNN's Zachary B. Wolf. | Analysis: cnn.it/4B1ctcD
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 18h
As usual, they are forgetting that Iran will have a say in this. Do they really think there can be strikes before the elections without repercussions from Iran?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
With our money. Playing in our faces. 🤷🏼 ✈️
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I prefer "large dumper."
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On the left: President Trump false claims of violent crime in Chicago (as prelude for laying a pretext) On the right: Most recent official stats showing Chicago success in back-to-back years of historic reductions in violent crimes
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. forces are retreating. That's what this means. "Pulled out and returned to their home stations in the U.S. as potential Iranian threats raise base security concerns" is a fancy way of saying the Iranian military has the U.S. military in retreat. This is unbelievably embarrassing.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does she only have one pair of pumps?
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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PC Principal: Me Too, Bro
ALT: PC Principal: Me Too, Bro
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 03/10/2026
My investigators have confirmed the Trump administration is hiding interview documents it conducted with some of Epstein’s banks, and there could be more. There’s no limit to how far Scott Bessent, Kash Patel and Todd Blanche will go to continue this cover up.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The argument of a true loser: It was bad messaging.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx says he'll respond today to domestic violence allegations - video/audio where he describes slamming his wife into a door and throwing his toddler across a room. Voters/reporters new to Marx may not realize he has a long history of justifying violence.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sterling just set off gaydar alarms.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snoopy Laughing While Reading a Book
ALT: Snoopy Laughing While Reading a Book
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is
ALT: The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hammer and Nail
ALT: Hammer and Nail
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, American society, and even more, human nature sucks. We have a lot of work to do.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When white nationalist are a part of your voting base
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sadly, I'm related to one of those people (by marriage).
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kailee Morgue: Punk Is More Like A Spirit
ALT: Kailee Morgue: Punk Is More Like A Spirit
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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump’s tax cuts – and botched tariffs – will add $1.2 trillion to federal deficits over the next 5 years. My @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Chart
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WELP 🤷🏼— “President Trump’s AI-powered website confirms he lost the 2020 presidential election, contrary to the 47th president’s false claim that he won…” thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump's tax cuts and botched tariffs will add over a trillion to deficits over the next five years.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Inside Ken Paxton's jet-setting lifestyle: California wineries, European hot spots and ski resorts
When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton launched his campaign for Senate last year, he skipped the local pageantry.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction
ALT: Dave Chappelle's Confused 'HUH?' Reaction
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His shoes are almost as offensive as the things he says.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can I get a copy of this book?
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Those are some fugly shoes.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy is embarrassing.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does he put it in his mouth when he's taking it from behind?
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bryan Says 'This Is Sick, This Is Tight!' - Ink Master
ALT: Bryan Says 'This Is Sick, This Is Tight!' - Ink Master
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The super is not so super.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scott is useless.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
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Screenshot from the Trump Administration’s new AI Chatbot:

Can the president rename
Artificial Intelligence?

No. Official sources do not show that a president can rename the term "artificial intelligence" itself.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He finds new ways to burrow up Trump's ass.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So were your marriages, sir!
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to say this is peak dumb, he can reach even dumber heights.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How did we Americans put this imbecile in charge?
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our president is really this stupid.
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senator Schmitt, you just got pantsed. 🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Trump thinks that because he's changed the name of AI, now all concerns expressed about it previously are a hoax. The illogic is breathtaking. (Note that in this clip he's also lying about economic growth.)
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Ruben Carranza @crashinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dick, retire already.
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