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🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈Ally - A cranky snowman from Canada & very much a fan of democracy. #NAFO #resistfascism #StandWithUkraine www.crankycartoons.com Donate to this work.👇 www.patreon.com/crankycartoons www.gofundme.com/f/support-cranky-c…

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biarritz45.bsky.social @biarritz45.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The world needs to understand what #SpaceX is doing is NOT #occupyMars bsky.app/profile/ange... #musk wants to keep launching #satellites into space and he wants his #datacenters on the moon. Musk wants total data control. #spaceX #starlink #yandexdatacenter 👇🏻
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CyKoore @cykoore.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Russian bot traffic has plummeted after Yandex was hit. Right before midterms, Trump is panicking.
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⚠️ Confirmed: Metrics show a second collapse in the networks of Russian tech giant Yandex after a new Ukrainian drone attack on data centers in Vladimir this morning. The campaign comes not long after Russia's threat to give Ukraine a "digital detox."
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tollerlover05.bsky.social @tollerlover05.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zelenskyy was unaware of "energy ceasefire" but is willing to agree to it – Axios share.google/43fpiLrqoPwI...
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Zelenskyy was unaware of "energy ceasefire" but is willing to agree to it – Axios
President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has told Axios he was unaware of Donald Trump's energy ceasefire announcement but is willing to accept it if Russia complies.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Funny how Ukraine blows up a bunch of Russian oil refineries, takes out three Yandex data centres, and suddenly Trump is talking about a ceasefire. Ukraine, you’ve got these fuckers on their back heels! Keep going! From all sane humans, THANK YOU! 💙🇺🇦
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't give a fuck if it's a bot, a paid troll or billionaire oligarch. If you're spreading authoritarian propaganda, I'm coming for the MESSAGE. Expose it. Ridicule it. Dismantle it. Make lies impossible to sell. Endless tolerance of intolerance is how democracies fucking die.
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Rob P @robprdn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The goal of Project 2025 was to replace democracy with a corporate, white christo-facsist state. More people should have read that document because enough people did so and thought it was a good idea. Now, its implementation is well under way and ahead of schedule.
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Litahart72🌎🏳️‍🌈✌️🫶🏼🌅💔 @litahart72.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elon Musk wants to break the world up into little network state cities and he wants the billionaires to each own one. They want to run them like their own little fiefdoms, where they are the billionaire kings. Of course he wants to break up Canada just like him and Thiel are destroying America.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is another step in the Nazi direction of normalizing public executions, make no mistake. These are Nazis wrapped in an American flag, carrying a Bible. Absolutely disgusting.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elon Musk thinks Canada would be “better off” broken apart. Fuck that. My country is not a billionaire’s “business.” Quebec, Alberta, Saskatchewan, all of us. We decide our future. Not foreign billionaires, dictators or oligarchs. Canadian democracy isn’t for sale. Fuck off. 🇨🇦💪
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I find it wild that the traitors in Canada are being exposed before the Epstein Island party people in the US. Lock these fucking anti-Canadian fuckers up and throw away the key. Like, forever.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The trolls attacking Canadians are out of fucking control. It’s across every platform, all at once. I’ve never seen this much hateful, ignorant bullshit at once. They wouldn’t fire up the fucking troll farms like this if our pushback wasn’t working. You can be nastier. 🤘🥶
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hang in there, everybody. We may be getting to the point in the story where they start calling Canadian leadership Nazis and invade us. Stay frosty as fuck. 🤘🥶
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good job, media. You’re finally ignoring Trump. 👏👏👏 Wish you’d figured that shit out like a decade ago. Jesus Christ!!! MORE OF THIS
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mass protests in Ireland telling Trump to "go fuck himself" and to "get the fuck out".
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The ACTUAL biggest threat to humanity is not AI, it’s the fucking irresponsible, lawless billionaires. If they can hurt children and get away with it, what is there to stop them?
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The world remembers the America that got left behind.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Canada should treat electricity as a strategic public resource. Nationalize it, charge profit-driven AI data centres and billionaire operations premium rates, then use that money to cut household bills and fund public infrastructure. Public-good projects get preferential rates.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
By the way, Americans, I’m not saying don’t vote. Vote your fucking asses off. Even you “I don’t do politics”cunts who sat out last time. Go fucking vote. I’m just saying if it fails, don’t be surprised. At least then you’ll know for certain something is very broken.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/08/2026
Nazi Germany also pillaged the natural resources of countries it conquered
BREAKING NEWS: The United States of America has just entered into an Agreement with the Country of Venezuela on, THE BIGGEST OIL DEAL IN WORLD HISTORY! At my direction, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, working closely with Highly Respected Interim President of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, and, through a partnership with private business, have secured majority U.S. control of more than 65 BILLION BARRELS of proven Oil Reserves in Venezuela, at no cost to the American Taxpayer. This Historic Transaction MORE THAN DOUBLES American Oil Reserves, greatly increases our Oil Supply, and will substantially lower Gas Prices for all Americans, long into the future, while helping to continue to set Venezuela on a course toward Tremendous Success and Great Prosperity. This Transaction will greatly strengthen the already growing relationship between Venezuela and the United States! Thank you for your attention to this groundbreaking matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A solid redesign of the American flag.🖕
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No one is EVER going to call it ‘Lake America’ you child raping orange Cunt!!🤣🖕
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think the best thing we could do as Canadians is rename Lake Michigan ‘Lake Rape-a-Lot.’
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah, good luck with that, ya pedo fascist fuckstick! HOW is this even real life? 😂
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What the fuck happened to Canada and the U.S.? Simple. Trump and his government turned America into a lying, cheating, fascist proxy for Russian and Israeli interests, hellbent on tearing apart the Western alliance and dismantling 80 years of global order.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Unfortunately, the Americans we need to care about this trade war are not gonna care until the problem reaches their doorstep. I say we turn off the fucking electricity and see how that goes as a negotiation tactic.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Canada should take the same position as Iran. No deals of any kind with the Trump administration until it’s gone. We do not negotiate away our country to criminals, liars, rapists, traitors and anti-democratic thugs. America isn’t the enemy. Trump is. Fix your house.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This picture is the perfect metaphor for Pierre Poilievre’s political career. A desperate, pointless struggle to hold on until the bitter end.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The world’s a mess. Settle it the old-fashioned way: Trudeau vs. Poilievre in a boxing ring. I’d pay to watch Trudeau knock Pierre the fuck out, again! Then we’ll raise a glass and toast the return of a legit warrior culture. Now that would be a fucking ironic twist.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It’s fucking brutal trying to make cartoons about the world right now. There isn’t much left to laugh at. That’s exactly what these cunts want. They want people exhausted and checked out. I’ll make cartoons when inspiration hits, but I’ll never stop calling this shit out. 🤘
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m convinced that when the orange man finally dies, the Republicans will hire a voice actor, zip him into a silicone Trump suit, and keep steamrolling democracy. I honestly can’t imagine that movement ever letting him go.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If the U.S. started bombing Canada tomorrow, would the average American give a shit? Doubt it. Most people don’t care until the pain lands in their own backyard. Russia’s learning that lesson right now. Amazing how fast a burning consumer warehouse changes your perspective.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I get why everybody hates AI. But here’s what you’re not considering. If we all used AI every day, we’d destroy the companies trying to lock us into their data centers. They burned nearly $2T to make about $50 B. That’s not sustainable.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At some point, refusing to acknowledge reality stops being skepticism and starts becoming self-destruction.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Can confirm.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a weird looking day here in Toronto? The sky looks surreal from all of the wildfire smoke. Stay indoors guys, the air is trash.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada day to everybody except Maple MAGA! 🤘🥶💙🇨🇦
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
17 sites screaming the same headline. Huge story? Maybe. Or maybe one newsroom wrote it and 16 others copied it. Most tools count logos. Intel counts voices. X-ray vision for bullshit. 🤘🥶
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What the hell is Ice-Cold Intel? Canada's bullshit filter, explained.
Seventeen sites screaming one headline doesn't mean seventeen newsrooms. Intel counts voices, not logos — and shows you the pipes. Here's how to read it.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
By the way, the reflecting pool in the United States turning green with a sludge like swamp is exactly what it is. It’s reflecting what is in charge of that fucked up nation. So I think it’s actually perfect. It represents the swamp better than any editorial, cartoon or article.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, posted on X on Sunday that the company “might be able to reach approximately” $1 trillion revenue in 2030. If this happens, I will fry up my nicest pair of shoes and eat them on Instagram live. Dude will say anything to pump the stock price.
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SpaceX stock jumps 20% in first full day of trading after record debut
SpaceX is valued at over $2 trillion after its stock rallied on the first day of trading last week.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think a giant fucking tire fire on the White House front lawn would sort of finish the look.
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Searched Epstein in Intel. Interesting. The story is being reported, but there’s almost no syndication behind it. It isn’t being blasted across every network like the usual outrage bait. That is what this page tracks.
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Ice-Cold Intel — Canada's Bullshit Filter
Every story that matters — who's covering it, which way it leans, and what they're burying. 40+ sources, rage-scored, updated twice a day. No algorithms. No ads. Just the signal. 🧊
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ice-Cold Intel is still evolving. I’m teaching it to sort through the chaos, dig deeper into Ukraine, Putin, Zelenskyy, and the war, and expose more of the bullshit. Have a look and tell me what sucks. Syndication tracking is coming next. 🥶🤘
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Ice-Cold Intel — Canada's Bullshit Filter
Every story that matters — who's covering it, which way it leans, and what they're burying. 40+ sources, rage-scored, updated twice a day. No algorithms. No ads. Just the signal. 🧊
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
82 years ago, 14,000 Canadians landed on Juno Beach, many of whom would never come home.   On the anniversary of D-Day, we pause to honour those who served and sacrificed.
Troops of the 9th Canadian Infantry Brigade (Stormont, Dundas, and Glengarry Highlanders) going ashore from LCI (L) 299 [Landing Craft Infantry], Bernières-sur-mer, Normandy, France, 6 June 1944. [Library and Archives Canada 3408540]
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Well… I may have confused the fuck out of everyone. 😆 Ice-Cold Intel now has instructions, major updates, and a much clearer layout. Have another look. If it sucks, tell me. If it’s confusing, tell me. More updates at 6 AM. 🤘🥶 crankycartoons.com/intel
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Ice-Cold Intel — Canada's Bullshit Filter
Every story that matters — who's covering it, which way it leans, and what they're burying. 40+ sources, rage-scored, updated twice a day. No algorithms. No ads. Just the signal. 🧊
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Simulflow (Halloween version) @simulflow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Excellent, Canadian fact-checking!
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Well… I may have confused the fuck out of everyone. 😆 Ice-Cold Intel now has instructions, major updates, and a much clearer layout. Have another look. If it sucks, tell me. If it’s confusing, tell me. More updates at 6 AM. 🤘🥶 crankycartoons.com/intel
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Ice-Cold Intel — Canada's Bullshit Filter
Every story that matters — who's covering it, which way it leans, and what they're burying. 40+ sources, rage-scored, updated twice a day. No algorithms. No ads. Just the signal. 🧊
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’ve been asked what Ice-Cold Intel actually does. This. Most aggregators count logos. We count voices. What looks like 17 outlets may actually be the same story syndicated across a handful of media chains. Less noise. More signal. 🤘🥶 crankycartoons.com/intel
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Big update to Cranky Intel: cleaner cards, better labels, 40 more news sources, improved balance checks, and syndication tracking so you can see when stories repeat across networks. Please test it and send notes. crankycartoons . com
 Intel tab
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Cranky Canuck @crankycartoons.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’ve been building something big. The Intel tab on CrankyCartoons.com is now live. It’s a Canadian-built tool designed to cut through the bullshit, track narratives, and expose disinformation. No link. The algorithms hate those. Go to Cranky Cartoons .com and click Intel. 🤘🥶
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