impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 21/09/2025There is a perfectly good scientific explanation for this: it was a miracle 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 12/09/2025ACAB includes stand-up comedians that interact with the public 001
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My boss has a very "Epstein client list" approach towards the employee wellness survey 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The world if you could bite into an orange like you do with apples 010
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Causing myself psychic damage by checking work emails on Friday evening 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 30 dolls $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Minions are real life pokemons, maybe not as cute but they are real 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 03/04/2025THE END OF DEI? Elon Musk has just spent 72 hours downloading TikTok videos that, he reports, "will make the perfect cringe compilation once [he] figures out how to use Moviemaker." 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Football players could score so many more goals if they worked together instead of competing with each other! 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Being drunk? Fully legal. Driving? Fully legal. Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime. Yeah... That makes sense. -XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX 100
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Am I the only one who finds it highly problematic to platform that dog-biting baby? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Source: Someone I trust (a lying liar who lies) 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 23/02/2025No point on having more James Bond movies now that he accomplished his life mission: Making Brexit happen 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Doctor says he had never seen so much mold inside a person before :( 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee" 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Having issues explaining to the security people of the airport that my katanas are not weapons, but a lifestyle, 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/01/2025No matter how tempting they look, DO NOT suck on the lemons. They are very sour. They WILL hurt you. 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This morning my falcon couldn't hear the falconeer (me), is that good? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Thinking about adopting a healthy lifestyle for 2025. Any good body humor recommendations? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Ended up fifth on the paint-drinking contest, but the important is not to win but to drink as much paint as you can :) 000
Reposted by impotent joeimpotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N 051
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Introducing Xbot, the first wifebot designed to not divorce you 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Doing market research before settling on a escapegoat for my many ails and afflictions 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024With the rising Funko Pop® prices it's coming to the point of cutting superfluous expenses, such as heating or groceries 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Fired from Disneyland for describing Goofy as "one of the good ones" 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The Emperor Has No Clothes And His Erection Has Been Going On For A Worrying Amount Of Time 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The Sopranos, but they live in Florida and rap about loving Costco 100
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024BREAKING NEWS: Is Dark Sonic from Sonic of legal age? Need to know asap for a thing... 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Resisting the urge to make a "we bring the boom" joke to the guys in the security control of the airport 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/12/2024if i work at the bank i'd get into the computer and gimme myself 1 millions dollars 🤑 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If I was young back then, imagine how much younger I'm now with all my experience! 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Me: Give me the cheapest, shittiest coffee you have Barista: For 20 extra cents we can make it better Me: Over my cOLD DEAD BODY 000
Reposted by impotent joeimpotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Is that a silenced gun, a fake ID, and a handwritten manifesto in your pocket or are you happy to see me? 😏 0174
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Famous figures of the 21st century, like Elon Musk, or Groznar the pedophile 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 04/12/2024TV show greenlighted for watching another season 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Arguments for banning s*x: 1. Too many smell 2. 010
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Boss (full of pride): Say hello to the new printer! Me (holding back tears): What happened to the old one? I... I loved her... Boss (smirking evily): that's why it had to be replaced 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Me (Laying in the floor, unable to stand up): Maybe this house needs less teflon 010
Reposted by impotent joenattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 18/11/2024that just made it worse!! 564324545
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Pope Francis let go after new evidence comes to light that he misrepresented his credentials when applying for the role of Pope at the Catholic church. His claims of having been "Archbishop of Blockbusters" have also been criticised as "unfalsifiable". 010
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Going to McDonalds for a healthy lunch of five RFK-burgers cooked in pure lard. 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me: Doctor, I'm depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. I feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. 😟 My doctor, who was provided to me for free as member of the Piss Drinkers union: u should drink more pee 🤓☝️ 020
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