impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 21/09/2025There is a perfectly good scientific explanation for this: it was a miracle 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 12/09/2025ACAB includes stand-up comedians that interact with the public 001
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/08/2025And of course shaking my head whenever it's about Nazi planes to show my disagreement 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 15/07/2025My boss has a very "Epstein client list" approach towards the employee wellness survey 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 12/07/2025The world if you could bite into an orange like you do with apples 010
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Causing myself psychic damage by checking work emails on Friday evening 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 30 dolls $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Median voter reading about RFK Jr and choosing to Google "Autism" 010
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Luke was landed gentry, in republican times he would have been bulwark of the imperial/fascist movement 130
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Minions are real life pokemons, maybe not as cute but they are real 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 03/04/2025THE END OF DEI? Elon Musk has just spent 72 hours downloading TikTok videos that, he reports, "will make the perfect cringe compilation once [he] figures out how to use Moviemaker." 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Football players could score so many more goals if they worked together instead of competing with each other! 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Being drunk? Fully legal. Driving? Fully legal. Doing both things at the same time? Somehow a crime. Yeah... That makes sense. -XxXTheRationalLibertarianXxX 100
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Am I the only one who finds it highly problematic to platform that dog-biting baby? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Source: Someone I trust (a lying liar who lies) 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 23/02/2025No point on having more James Bond movies now that he accomplished his life mission: Making Brexit happen 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Doctor says he had never seen so much mold inside a person before :( 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Check this out, been using it for a while to do my emails: Gmail.comgmail.comGmailGmail is email that’s intuitive, efficient, and useful. 15 GB of storage, less spam, and mobile access. 120
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee" 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the Government, and I'm da jokah, babee" 030
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Having issues explaining to the security people of the airport that my katanas are not weapons, but a lifestyle, 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 07/01/2025No matter how tempting they look, DO NOT suck on the lemons. They are very sour. They WILL hurt you. 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 04/01/2025This morning my falcon couldn't hear the falconeer (me), is that good? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Thinking about adopting a healthy lifestyle for 2025. Any good body humor recommendations? 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Ended up fifth on the paint-drinking contest, but the important is not to win but to drink as much paint as you can :) 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Such a waste, using what is money for them (bones) to build more soldiers 120
Reposted by impotent joeimpotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N 051
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 18/12/2024🚨🚨MAJOR ALERT: GRAB THAT COP'S GUN, IT'LL BE FUN, NOBODY CAN STOP YOU, HE WON'T EVEN NOTICE, DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT N 051
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Introducing Xbot, the first wifebot designed to not divorce you 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Doing market research before settling on a escapegoat for my many ails and afflictions 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024With the rising Funko Pop® prices it's coming to the point of cutting superfluous expenses, such as heating or groceries 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Fired from Disneyland for describing Goofy as "one of the good ones" 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The Emperor Has No Clothes And His Erection Has Been Going On For A Worrying Amount Of Time 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The Sopranos, but they live in Florida and rap about loving Costco 100
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024BREAKING NEWS: Is Dark Sonic from Sonic of legal age? Need to know asap for a thing... 000
impotent joe @crankomanous.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Resisting the urge to make a "we bring the boom" joke to the guys in the security control of the airport 000
