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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently Maria Bartiromo and Lee Greenwood are two members of this illustrious board. Figures…
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump announces that if the GOP retains control of Congress, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny! #morebelievable
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perfection. (ht: @bobupstateny.bsky.social)
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We now know Google Maps capitulates while Apple Maps stays strong.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s time for change in Texas.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank goodness for Norm and his group.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ah, maybe she could have pointed out that Trump in last few days has been insisting on prosecuting that Olympian who touched the reflecting pool, despite the Justice department finding no evidence he did anything illegal.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
LED lightbulbs last way longer than the old Incandescent ones.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
These types of examples need to be publicized to voters. Most don’t know how onerous this bill would make it to vote.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/06/2026
Nehls on how House GOP will make case for affordability back home: Nehls: What are you talking about? I'm gonna get me lobster tails. Some nice rib eyes. Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford that? Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe they don't work as hard as me.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fascinating find
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’ve visited Albania twice and it is a beautiful country with amazing people. They suffered through one of the longest running dictatorships in Europe, and now that they are free, they don’t want their land controlled by the spoiled and corrupt Kushners.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I love these two women!
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
This is a great summary of Hungary’s history and how Magyar was able to defeat Orbanism.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This sounds like a pitch for a very complicated Netflix series.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2
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Kona Lowell @konalowell.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Today's Famous Person with a Cat: Peter Magyar
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He forgot “woke”! And whatever happened to the dreaded Critical Race Theory—that seems to have hit the trash heap of paranoid rants.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It’s a 2-step process. If the House votes to remove that is called “impeachment”, but in order to remove, the Senate must also vote by 2/3 majority. That is called “conviction.” Trump was impeached twice during his first term, but most senators of his party refused to vote to convict him.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is disgusting. Our taxpayer dollars being given to a man who pled guilty.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is Pink nesting in the covers.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’ve got an idea, how about we suspend men from voting until we figure what is going on…
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
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Statement of Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago, “A Call to Conscience” - Statements - Archdiocese of Chicago - AoC Portal
As more than 1,000 Iranian men, women and children lay dead after days of bombardment from U.S. and Israeli missiles, the official White House X account on Thursday evening posted a video of scenes fr...
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
That’s awesome. Hope it plays around the country.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 22/02/2026
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Meat loaf? Who has meat loaf at Super Bowl parties. She’s cray-cray!
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The colors in this are lovely.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 25/01/2026
Statement from the Minnesota Timberwolves team chaplain with alt text (ht @gregolear.bsky.social)
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S3AT
STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE
MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES

IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING
PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY

WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET, MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS YOU ONLY WEAR
WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING.
DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS.
DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING."
DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP.
TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR,
LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME,
"WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON."
NOT METAPHOR.
NOT HYPERBOLE.
A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK.
PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK.
PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED.
UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL.
UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS.
STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM.
STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM."
STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH.
YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE
LIKE A LULLABY,
WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE.
YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO
"HEAL THE LAND"
IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND.
THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS
BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH.
THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING.
THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM.
THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT.
AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT.
IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE-GOOD.
GROWTH ALWAYS IS.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I’m glad I watched this. It’s very tough to honestly examine your past beliefs and actions and admit that you were wrong. I give her a lot of credit for being vulnerable and willing to talk openly about how she got sucked into that life and then found a way out.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I used to live there and immediately knew it Bodega Bay.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Wordle 1,656 2/6 Woo—Hoo. Great way to wrap up the year. Here’s to the many puzzling occurrences coming at us in 2026. ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jodie Creaky-Bones Griffin @jodiegriffin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
"There is also no need to share these materials with the Goldstein twins next door; we can assure you their data was not affected." 🤣
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Any of those “free speech warriors” going to speak up about this?
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Some More Font Upgrades, After Yesterday’s Calibri News www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Some further updates to our font preferences:
The Justice Department will be switching to Comic Sans because current fonts have a veneer of professionalism that feels out of place in communications written by Lindsey Halligan. Now all "fundamental
misstatements of law" (a judge's words, not ours!) will be in a font where they will feel more at home.
The Department of Transportation is switching to Goudy Old Style to fix everyone's biggest problem with air travel: pajamas The fonts aren't square enough!
It will also be phasing out Clearview on road signs, on the grounds that this typeface is entirely too legible. Legibility is DEIA at work. People should struggle to read. This is also why we are dismantling the Department of Education.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Blatant corruption on full display.
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Bette Midler @therealbettemidler.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Our Hero refused to issue a Mayo a culpa because he is abSUBlutely innocent!
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Her name is Pink aka Pinkster, Pinky-Popper, Pinky-Winkie, Mrs. Pinkle.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Your mother sounds like a lovely person who led a rich, full life. Now her spirit lives on in you.
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"The History Prof" (Richie) @the-history-prof.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"Since you can no longer afford insurance that covers X-rays, I can instead show you the plans for the White House ballroom.”
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Notice, she absolves Trump of blame. It’s always some anonymous advisor who is steering him in the wrong direction.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Example #4,569,007 Why "Pro-Life" and "Law & Order" Republicans Are Neither Pro-Life Nor Law & Order: They are supporting a president who murders innocent fishermen in international waters just for kicks.
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cranbranch.bsky.social @cranbranch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Ya, you should absolutely avoid that!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
😆 🏆 “Billionaires against Mamdani” “Slow and expensive buses” Too good
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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