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Craig Fay

@craigfaycomedy.bsky.social
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Stand-up comedian and host of the podcast The Villain Was Right. Sophomore album “Performance Review” available now.

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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 16/03/2026
The one thing all men know... Someday we're gonna need that box of cables! We're talking about The Martian with guest @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social this week on Talk From Superheroes. www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Let me tell you, if you want to learn the names of all the countries in the world you better learn how to spell “Guinea”
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Just recalled this line that came to me in a dream, without any context : “It is important to remember that, at the time, the name ‘McTitties’ did not mean what it does today”
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I’m dying over here. Jesus, the most teenaged boy thing I’ve ever heard.
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I was just in the park and I saw a teenage boy (about 14) reach into his pant pocket and pull out a loose slice of cheese pizza. Grey sweatpants, out comes a full unprotected, verticle slice of pizza. Then yelled "FUCK, the tomato sauce got everywhere" ... Teenage boys are true chaos demons.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Me watching Andor “I simply would not have allowed a Sith Lord rise to the highest political office in the Galactic Republic.”
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Business emails: We just use the standard font. Roboto or Helvetica. We don't even know how to change that. Spam emails somehow:
"HI, it's us, your bank" in a spooky Halloween font.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Guested on this podcast and awakened my inner tyrant
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
📣 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 I'm going to be filming a comedy special in Toronto on April 16th on a double bill with friend and hilarious comedian @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social One ticket price and you get to see two comedy specials from some fun lads. Please come! Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
Show Poster - Comedy Special Filming. Comedians Andrew Ivimey & Craig Fay on a double bill of comedy specials. Comedy Bar, April 16th 7 & 9PM, 2800 Danforth Avenue, Toronto. Tickets at comedybar.ca
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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 01/04/2025
COMEDY SPECIAL FILMING 🔥🔥🔥 Our award winning podcast hosts @ivimey.bsky.social & @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social are filming comedy specials in Toronto on April 16! One ticket price for double the ha's. Don't miss out. Tickets at: comedybar.ca/shows/craig-...
Event poster that says: Comedy special double feature - Andrew Ivimey, Craig Fay - Comedy Bar April 16th 7PM & 9PM 2800 Danforth Ave Toronto - Tickets at comedybar.ca
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
🎵 Hot crossed buns Hot crossed buns 4.99 a dozen 5.99 a dozen Inflations a bitch 🎵
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Hard finger slide down the tube then HARD leverage on the “empty” part next to the nozzle is a must.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Just hanging out tonight and don’t know how else to say this but, is tonight Sapphic Valentines?
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“Hey hey, it’s the MORNING DRIVE with Peterson and the Rizz reminding you to make your bed and that vegetables are for pussies. *airhorn* Now strap in cause we got the latest from 3 Days Grace right after this word from our sponsor…”
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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 21/03/2025
A message to our podcast listeners.
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Kat Angus @katangus.com · 19/03/2025
Had to gently explain to my fiancé that “the weird guy from all those Wes Anderson movies” was not as specific a description as he may have thought.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh, so they’re going to make us the 51st state?! Just wait u til they find out you can’t get Hulu up here.
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From Superheroes @fromsuperheroes.com · 14/03/2025
Come visit our co-creator @wordsofdiana.bsky.social at Toronto Comic Con to get a signed copy of her book "Sex Lives Of Superheroes".
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Andrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The slogan for Jameson Whiskey should be "Jameson, the free shot you do with a bartender when they decide you're cool"
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Somewhere, in a tiny little bar, the best musician you’ve never heard is pouring their heart out while someone scooches past the stage to get to the bathroom.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m just saying, the severed floor got a lot more work done before they put Milchick in charge.
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Mr bad Dr. Fineburg, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
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Rex Thrillho @evanbrady.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's that time again @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social youtu.be/C8cSe21Ngow?...
youtu.be
Craig Fay Groundhog Day
YouTube video by Craig Fay
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you say it fast and pronounce “Reno” like the city you’ll sound like Ned Flanders
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Saw this and thought “why is it so cold in Nevada?”
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Up there with Peter Parker for having aunts/uncles that show the fuck up.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Gonna open a restaurant called “Tzatziki Tsar”
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Four more years! Four more years!!!
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This guy is such a curmudgeon. If he was an overpriced Italian sports car he’d be a Miserati.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If not friend, why friend shaped?
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
“Craig Fay vs Technology”
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a close up of a black dog with a blue collar looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a black dog with a blue collar looking at the camera
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Tonight has very strong “the hotel is going to be mad at me for crashing here” energy
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well, someone’s going to be anxious about losing that I bet.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The doorbell is for Uber Eats and Amazon deliveries. Text me “here” like a civilized human being.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If Trump changes the name to “Gulf of America”, Mexico has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with the Gulf of California.
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Craig Fay @craigfaycomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Gotta schedule some time to achieve my goals in-between being overwhelmed and exhausted.
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