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Craig Can’t Even

@craigcanteven.bsky.social
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And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” Just a girldad & husband working in public health. Love a good musical, Boston sports, progressive politics, classic film, etymological tidbits, new wave music, & obsolete technology. Also pretty gay.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
is there anyone thinking/writing about the actual mechanics of disentangling the US government from elon musk?
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 5h
Really judging the “No on 9” signs.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 8h
First date night (er… afternoon) in a long time
Bat Boy program held up in front of the stage
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 23h
I would have used this so much
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Omg this Alice in Wonderland. The stuff of legends/nightmares
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s borderline criminal that Moves Like Jagger is Christina’s most streamed song.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She’ll Never Be Me is such a top tier unreleased track. Excited to hear My Big Secret which, as an elderly stan who used Kazaa-Lite and dial-up internet to secure the other leaks, is the only one I’m unfamiliar with. The entire era was flawless and I’m glad it’s getting the anniversary treatment.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes!! I’d rank few other 60s bands higher than them. Can’t go wrong with any of their first five albums, but Younger than Yesterday and Notorious Byrd Brothers are two of my all-time favorite records.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Foundational
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The Byrds - Eight Miles High (Audio)
YouTube video by TheByrdsVEVO
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That “my guy” is such a dagger
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, Jon!
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Golden Girls Character Sweats in Kitchen
Alt: Blanche (played by Rue McClanahan) from the Golden Girls (1985) overheats and spritzes herself with a spray bottle
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baseball schadenfreude from last night still has my glowing today 🥰 🥰
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Sorry it’s the best I could do)
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gloria Gaynor sang the hit dance version of “I Am What I Am” which has 129 beats for minute. The original Broadway cast recording version has a variable tempo that averages around 116. Neither are ideal for timing compressions during CPR because one is too fast and the other isn’t consistent.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have an answer! The AHA is referring to the album version which has 104 beats per minute. The Stop Remix has a slightly slower tempo at 101 beats per minute. Plus, when the music literally stops might throw off your thrusts anyway.
Instagram post from the American Heart Association (@american_heart) saying Britney Spears’ “You Drive Me Crazy” has 104 beats per minute, the right tempo for hands-only CPR
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh look. More buildings to raze in the next administration.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But… the original album version or the Stop Remix?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I think I enjoy the Do I Hear a Waltz score more than Sondheim would hope I do.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bracing myself for this American cookie themed assignment on Bake Off. The brownie episode from a few seasons back continues to haunt me.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smokey the Bear made a cameo in a Disney short called “In the Bag” featuring one of their lesser known characters, Humphrey the Bear. For some reason Smokey scared the shit out of me. Vibes were way off.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this is an out for the Padres, the Brewers need to update their ground rules.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alternatively
Sondheim original cast recordings from 1970-1990
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Boqtober
Etai BenShlomo as Boq from WickedTelly Leung as Boq in WickedChristopher Fitzgerald as Boq in WickedJordan Barrow as Boq from Wicked
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only partly kidding when I say these are my 9 albums
Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (1999)
Britney Spears - Oops! I Did It Again (2000)
Britney Spears - Britney (2001)
Britney Spears - In the Zone (2003) 
Britney Spears - Greatest Hits: My Prerogative (2004) 
Britney Spears - Blackout (2007) 
Britney Spears - Circus (2008)
Britney Spears - Femme Fatale (2011)
Britney Spears - Glory (2016)
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The original cast of Into the Woods was just so stacked
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little late but… #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Into the Woods (1990), The Love Hypothesis (2026), Suddenly Last Summer (1959), Ghost (1990)
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Myrna Mondays?! Happy October, indeed! #TCMParty
TCM promo image for programming in October? Includes Myrna Loy as Star of the Month featured on Mondays. Other programs include Creepy Cinema on Thursdays, Two for One on 10/3, 10/10, 10/17, and 10/24, Murder at the Movies on 10/6, Sweater Weather on 10/14, 10/20, and 10/27, and Hollywood and the Black Athlete on 10/21 and 10/28
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy 91st birthday to the incomparable Julie Andrews
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Camelot, Act 2 Scene 5 & 6 ("I Loved You Once in Silene", 1960) - Julie Andrews, Robert Goulet
YouTube video by The Julie Andrews Archive
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These pitching changes are bewildering to me
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What does that mean for the guy who messed up the reflecting pool?
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love him
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many former Yankees can we pack into this broadcast? 🙄
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But Sen. Schmitt knows Jack Smith went to Atlanta because he has his hotel reservation confirmation at Four Seasons Total Landscaping to prove it!
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Kevin Daly @kevinddaly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love the first act finale of Shuffle Along so much. "I'm Just Wild About Harry" is one of the catchiest show tunes ever written, plus Adrienne Warren tapping! Audra wearing a cute hat! Ann Roth's costumes!
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe RS could make this argument in 2006, but not in 2026. And that they don’t recognize that signifies something of a denial of the modern “pop” realities.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This "no. 1 song of all time" nonsense is erasing Yes! We Have No Bananas and I won't have it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZ7...
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1923 Great White Way Orchestra - Yes! We Have No Bananas (Billy Murray, vocal)
YouTube video by The78Prof
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’re calling Medicare for All “Super Insurance”
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The lengths I will go to not run on the treadmill
Selfie running in a nor’easter
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Britney Spears @britneyspears
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? | love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Judy Kuhn being part of the upcoming Rags concert at the CSC makes me 🥰🥰
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was joking with a colleague last week that it was unusually quiet ahead of an event this week and, reader, that was our first mistake.
Selfie looking exasperated
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hair color very big in 1959
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
NEW: In late 2024, FBI investigators had enough evidence to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump was reelected and eviscerated the FBI and DOJ teams handling public corruption probes.
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk. An ugly arch widely known to store heavy artillery in a public space sounds more like a huge security risk than a security measure. But what do I know?
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Birthday girl 😍😍
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Cass Elliot - Dream A Little Dream Of Me (It's Lulu, 07/25/1970)
YouTube video by Cass Elliot
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m so very sorry
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Troye! That is not what “follow the fold” means!
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Craig Can’t Even @craigcanteven.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me listening to the new Guys and Dolls album 😍😍
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