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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️

@craigary.bsky.social
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Scribe and comic writer. MFA. Producer of content (how romantic). Former editor for GreenCine & PBS. Wrote on film/TV for Variety. Opinions=my own. Cat wrangler. he/him. In SF. craigary.weebly.com

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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 11h
When your kicker looks like a defensive lineman and wears a DL’s number, maybe he shouldn’t actually be a kicker? Just saying #Rams
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 14h
Just think of this the next time a troll says “vIOLeNt lEfT” (Also I hope she sues and we should all donate!l)
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 14h
Right? I’m surprised he didn’t also call her a hot “whore” 🤮
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 14h
I kind of felt like it would be the brewers year, especially after last year getting swept despite the better record (and just being forever overdue). That said, proud 2x champions don’t go down easy.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 15h
Funny to learn John Smoltz has never heard of Face/Off Very confused by a reference to it from Joe Davis
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Mary McNamara @marymcnamara.bsky.social · 16h
Kasey Musgraves, straight up Drogon'ed Kristi Noem. 🐲🔥
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 16h
Suddenly became a Kasey Musgraves fan
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 16h
You truly should not *have to* consider challenging so many pitch calls, with only two all game. An umpire in a huge playoff game should just not be so bad at his main job. Bring on the robot HP ump.
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Cartoon Umpire Gets Punched by Catcher
ALT: Cartoon Umpire Gets Punched by Catcher
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Plowing thru TV pilots—watching and reading— as part of TV pilot writing workshop I’m taking; I’ve been going beyond the assignments to check out some interesting ones. Parts of 30 Rock pilot is different than series would become but still sets things up well. And script differs than finished pilot!
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Playoff pitching matchups don’t get any better than Mis vs Skubal #NLCS (Which naturally means the final will be like 8-7)
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Deeply anxious about election but whatever happens at least I won’t have to see the same 20 political ads a thousand times and trees will get a reprieve after a billion pointless campaign fliers that I put straight in the recycling bin. Wish all that shit would be banned.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
265 days without a single port call, a modern Navy record, set by the USS Abraham Lincoln. Trump was asked if it was too long. His answer is why the families stopped waiting on him.
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A Hero’s Welcome. No Thanks To Trump.
Also: the TV ads Trump billed taxpayers for, set to a song called “Love Me,” Newsom’s birthday present for Fox News, and where Trump’s sons are really making their money.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why on earth was that unfunny troglodyte brought back (for *third* time) to host SNL again? Tired of hearing how lovely Lorne Michaels is from ex cast. He sucks.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not sure if that wildly dumb NFL game will bring new converts in England to the sport after that mistake prone slop fest (and Philly may lose a few UK Eagles fans).
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Watching that HGTV show called “The home is a disaster and our open house is in 3 days!”
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here’s a fun little factoid you may not know, British actor Harry Lloyd may not be related to the silent film actor Harold Lloyd, but he IS related to…Charles Dickens! His great great great grandfather. (Look it up, it’s true!)
Harry Lloyd smoking a cig Charles Dickens  in the 19th c looking with life as he sits backwards in a chair
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here’s a fun little factoid you may not know, British actor Harry Lloyd may not be related to the silent film actor Harold Lloyd, but he IS related to…Charles Dickens! His great great great grandfather. (Look it up, it’s true!)
Harry Lloyd smoking a cig Charles Dickens  in the 19th c looking with life as he sits backwards in a chair
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OMG just now realized Abrams was the young kid hacker The Carver in S1 of Silicon Valley.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
100%. And if you watch Weapons you’ll also have that “who IS this guy??” feeling throughout, in another physically challenging/all sorts of F’d up things happen to him kind of horror role.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My review of Resident Evil. (It’s also making me now imagine Austin Abrams playing a character in this script I’m writing even if it’ll never happen it’s fun to think!) boxd.it/gHRBgL
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A ★★★★ review of Resident Evil (2026)
A tight 90 horror movie, yes please. In the best way, this gives you the vibe of playing the games without just rehashing the games (sorry nerds), a total blast. Abrams (who just about stole Weapons b...
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like a good idea. Parents/kids are another way to make adult friends! It's been hard lately without kids to continue connected with my friends with young kids--I can't set up play dates between their children and my cats!
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need to go back and watch those now. Heard he was terrific in that, among other things.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe somehow Lenny Rush as Reece can join the Slough House crew to replace a certain fallen comrade. He’s too young to be an agent but damn is the kid terrific in #SlowHorses.
Lenny Rush on a mobile scooter, a young actor with disability, dwarfism
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kudos! I especially like that it’s a group exercise activity. (I also miss my soccer group.) I’m right now working remote for a company based in LA/NY tho at some point I’ll meet up. For now gotta get creative to recreate that vibe you’re talking about. (Or maybe I’ll make friends out of AI! Not.)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s great. Well it’s exactly the sort of thing I miss, that’s for sure!
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Totally relate! Had so many close colleagues who moved or just moved jobs that I barely ever heard from again. (And so many colleagues at job I was laid off from who I barely hear from now.) It does suck to start over, the older we get.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s great! Inspires me. To clarify, you work remotely but can still get together with colleagues? Jealous of that. And I definitely miss my public media office job in person 2-3x a week and lots of social stuff with it. Now it’s like an isolation chamber but I’m trying to reach out and text more.
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m doing some online networking and writing groups which is fun but again, no one lives here. Then I joined a filmgoers Meetup group but have yet to go in person to an event (I need a kick in the pants or someone who’ll go with me!) And my soccer team for many years fell apart last year. Sigh!
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cocksure.substack.com/p/we-cannot-... The president’s musing about the nuclear annihilation of the city where I live was honestly a little bit not my favorite thing that ever happened.
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We Cannot Keep Doing This
What happened this week was not normal, and we’re not going to pretend it was.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you’re kinda around my age ish (GenX) how have you made new friends in recent years? I made some at my last FT job but now that I’m not there in person don’t see most of those people. A lot of my longtime friends have: moved away or had kids, both of which mean I won’t see them as much (I try!)
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every day they come up with a new way to top, or bottom, themselves with something else horrifyingly awful
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, or I hope it is, otherwise the Blue Angels that just flew right over my head are here for something scarier 😅
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve always been a little bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to the Blue Angels fleet week flyovers, sometimes to the annoyance of friends, but especially right now I’m not enjoying a display of America’s military might, for *some reason*.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw someone on Reddit ( I know I know) comment that Furious was great but “a little farfetched.” It’s literally Epstein Files stuff, Cornell rape, it’s all of it. It’s all too real. It makes me, well, furious, that there are still (mostly men) who think this shit is exaggerated.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this her Webbys speech?
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/AYURxfaTdpY?...
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Bender Remember Me - S3E17 A Pharaoh to Remember
YouTube video by Fjord
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyway, that’s the last we’ll hear that chant this season in Atlanta at least. (But I AM sorry for my Atlanta fan friends. Tough one.)
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is there anyone outside of some Atlanta fans who still think the Tomahawk Chop isn’t an offensive relic? (Okay, and aside from some Chiefs and Seminoles fans)
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are Braves fans now booing Freddie Freeman? Just too many years as a Dodger at this point I guess? Plus those fans are people who are lame?
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t sure what to say to a writer-filmmaker in my film Discord who shared a TV series pitch video he created using GenAI actors. It’s not just that it creeps me out; there are human actors in this very group who would help you for free to add to their reel. And there was a strike about this.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ever have one of those 24 hours or so where like no one is replying to your texts and you aren’t sure which anxiety route to take: 1) do they hate me 2) are they deceased More likely it’s relatably that everyone is overwhelmed and going insane
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New Girl Nick Miller's 'It's Fine' Moment
ALT: New Girl Nick Miller's 'It's Fine' Moment
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A friend online today summed it up re SAS: "Like Trump, Smith's popularity reflects a culture where a significant percentage of the population prefers bombastic buffoonery over compassion or intelligent discourse." He's still paid to say terrible things because of the clicks and attn.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
34-0.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight after playoff baseball stress and writing deadlines I'll relax with a surely calming and soothing final episode of Furious.
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Elizabeth West @limeylizzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint, Oscar Winner for ‘On the Waterfront,’ Is Dead at 102 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/m...
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Eva Marie Saint, Oscar Winner for ‘On the Waterfront,’ Is Dead at 102 (Gift Article)
A luminous beauty with dramatic depth, she brought a layered intensity to harrowing roles and seduced Cary Grant in the romantic thriller “North by Northwest.”
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a bummer for me and I feel like it should be for all fans that Shohei isn’t nearly 100% this postseason, and that Aaron Judge isn’t playing. Even if you don’t root for those teams it’s all more exciting when they’re on, and satisfying for opponent if they shut them down.
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✍️ Craig Gary Phillips ✍️ @craigary.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is there anyone outside of some Atlanta fans who still think the Tomahawk Chop isn’t an offensive relic? (Okay, and aside from some Chiefs and Seminoles fans)
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