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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do Edinburgh actually want the injured star players back with the guts shown by the young lads. I mean Duhan mostly 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I had no idea they cared about me so much 😂😂

Hive heating email asking how I'm feeling

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have just finished an email with the words "moving forward" and I feel like a total arsehole. Next thing I will be using phrases like horizon scanning and I hope this email finds you well 😕

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every word, mate, every damn word ... this fella is doing what every guy on Earth should be doing. It's really not hard.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thank fuck. Maybe we might win a game at some point.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Because there aren't any other issues in the UK are there

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Sam Nelson @crediblywitless.ssrl.scot · 29/09/2026

Under a Reform government, there won't be human rights any more.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What a gritty win from Glasgow. Not pretty at times but subs made a huge difference

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI is a danger to human healthy. More specifically my blood pressure. Gemini on my smart speaker is fucking useless. Play absolute classic rock (my fave radio station) used to work fine. Now it's an album on Spotify. Ok play absolute classic rock radio. Still album on spotify

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There will not be a better description of Danny Thommo than this

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have let my coffee go cold but it's the last coffee in the house so needs must

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Man's Disgusted Reaction

ALT: Man's Disgusted Reaction

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WillieMillersMoustache @williemillersm1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He's talking about the BBC right?

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No, arresting ‘Danny Tommo’ won’t make him a martyr. *Not* arresting him will fuel his agenda.

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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you're advocating dismantling the triple lock on British state pensions rather than greater taxation on the super-rich or rejoining the EU then you I'm afraid are part of the problem in this country no matter how liberal you might pretend to be. You're just another cosy middle-class useful idiot.

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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Isn't it the job of government to prepare the country for these events. Maybe all they are worried about is keeping the AI data centres running. Btw I've long since realised that the UK gov has no intention of helping the population with anything

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have opened Outlook on my office laptop to see an email titled "Reaction Daily Digest" listing emails where someone has replied with a thumbs up or suchlike. WTF is the point in that. I mean I know they replied to that when Outlook was open yesterday. Maybe this modern toss sketch is realistic.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £354m a year tax free from the tax payer including £132m personal spending money and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

GTF Aldi. Christmas shite and it's still September

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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This NIMBY attitude is so common. Many decades ago I was a trainee and asked to take a model of a building to a public meeting regarding a sewage pumping station. Residents wanted it somewhere else. It was built where the outfall from their shit flowed into the sea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Amazon offering me Donald Trump's golf clubs. What a bargain! I may buy 2 sets

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm hoping that right now Nigel Farage is looking up Google Maps to find the quickest route to the Ecuadorian embassy in London to claim political asylum.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The UK land speed record of 403.1 mph (648.7 km/h) set by Donald Campbell on July 17 1964 has just been broken by a paper shredder at Reform UK HQ.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The most terrifying thing about the one in the dark dungarees is that it looks awfully like Boris Johnson 😲

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Maybe the PM is just hoping it all goes away

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Does anyone know what country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the UK that Nigel Farage will be attempting to fly to shortly.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The guy downstairs from me often plays piano and I've heard some classical music along with bits of more modern pop. Tonight however I was treated to a lovely rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 😂😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just received an email from Vue cinema announcing that Avengers: Not Really the Endgame is back with 4min extra. FFS is there no extent to how much Disney will wring every penny out of a franchise.

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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I downloaded the app with user manual etc for my car. After inputting my car info I have been informed that there is an update for my infotainment system. I can do it myself with a usb stick apparently. I think I may be about to go down a rabbit hole which I might never climb out of. Oh well 😂

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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.

Known to his army of fans as L’Entarteur or Georges le Gloupier, Godin launched his career as a serial deflator of egos in 1969, when he planted a tarte à la crème on the face of the French novelist Marguerite Duras (“She has a kind of intelligence and cleverness that serves only her own vanity,” he complained), and he went on to “pie” a cast list of celebrities for sins ranging from pomposity to “choosing to function in the service of the capitalist status quo”.

The same could not be said of Bernard-Henri Lévy, one of France’s “new philosophers,” whose provocative views on sex, frequent appearances on television and penchant for white silk shirts unbuttoned practically to the navel, had made him a cult figure – and one of Godin’s most satisfying victims.

Levy once declared: “I am the most gifted writer of my generation,” and often boasted of his reasonableness and tolerance, but he was forced to endure footage being repeatedly shown on French television of himself, covered in cream, during a visit to the Belgian city of Liège, trying to strangle Godin and shouting: “Get up, or I’ll kick your head in.”

Noël Godin was born on September 13 1945 and came to pie-throwing after a rebellious youth in which he scandalised the priests in the confessional by speaking of his “horrible sexual life”, and was thrown out of Liège University after emptying a pot of glue over the head of a law lecturer who had helped write the constitution for the Portuguese dictator António de Oliveira Salazar.

He found work at Friends of Film, an obscure magazine published by the Belgian Catholic League. It had a tiny readership, which was just as well, as Godin made up most of his articles. In one he claimed that Louis Armstrong had once been a cannibal and had invested in a film called The Vegetables of Good Will in which Claudia Cardinale played a giant endive.

In another he conjured up a fictional blind Thai filmmaker named Vivian Pei, describing her film, The Lotus Flower Will Never Again Grow on the Edge of Your Island, in such convincing terms that an Asian film specialist travelled to Thailand in an effort to track her down.

“We’re very careful not to hurt people,’’ he explained. “Well, they are hurt, but always in their amour-propre.”

In 1995 Godin published an autobiography, Cream and Punishment. His other targets over the years included the New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard (who charmed his assailant by hailing the attack as a homage to silent film), the French politician Nicolas Sarkozy, the choreographer Maurice Béjart and the Ryanair chairman Michael O’Leary. He tended not to pick Belgian victims, he explained, because few would notice if he did.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My work has a teams channel called digiken as in did ye ken for sharing tips and shortcuts etc. I've never been more ashamed of a workplace in my life

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I can't tell if this video is a parody or not. Why is it so hard to spot reality from parody these days. God they are going to be a real group of nutters aren't they 😂

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

El-Sayed: I thought you were for the everyday man. If you're for billionaires, you and I disagree. Watters: I just think I have the right to the fruits of my own labor El-Sayed: Billionaires don't make their money off of their labor. They make their money off their money

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I wish Google news feed would stop putting up articles from the BBC pidgin English website. It's bad enough the low quality of the BBC spelling and grammar on the normal English language site that I am struggling to spot what is what

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can't believe this London-based landowner is putting the iconic Glenelg to Skye ferry at risk. Support the local community - not millionaire financiers - and save the world famous Glenelg to Skye ferry by joining me and signing the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

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Save the Glenelg - Skye ferry!

This ten minute crossing is famous around the world - and is believed to be the last turntable style ferry anywhere. It's an iconic part of Skye's history, but it's under threat thanks to a wealthy la...

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don't recall Usain Bolt having to be taken away on a stretcher after he ran a 100m race.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The bin lorry has been found to collect my garden waste. It's been named Optimus Grime 🤣🤣

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What the actual fuck! This is absolutely awful and I hope he rots in jail

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Perhaps Jamie Dimon can get to fuck

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Really enjoying the new series of Reacher but I can't help but wonder how a guy who is effectively homeless manages to get amorous with so many beautiful women. I mean I know it's because it's scripted but still lol

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