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Thank goodness one of us has sense and it's definitely not me

I told my other half I'm going for a haircut and I'm considering doing something I might regret. I've been informed I am getting a simple trim and nothing more 😂😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 1h

You mean the neighbour?

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 1h

I'm sure it will be monetised on YouTube. I mean how are they going to pay for all the bombs they have used up. 😬😬😬

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 2h

I'm sure a good therapist would make a fortune off trying to sort your issues for you 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 2h

I believe this year's colours for men is a black coat with matching balaclava 😬

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 3h

Clearly a homage to these beauties 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 3h

So it could get worse then

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 4h

Get professional help immediately!!!

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And just like gorgeous George you are an absolute arsehole

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Because folk from Britain have excellent foreign language skills which they use extensively on holidays to Spain and Greece.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But giving him it twice would be sure to make the world safer by causing Trump to die of rage 😂😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Isn't Throuple the tax haven that you put your money in to avoid tax? 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Im slightly older than you and not like that but sadly a certain gammony section of our generation are exactly like that

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's annoying the first twice then you adapt. It's really not an issue

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's like marking your own higher maths paper and getting 103% and wondering why folk think something still stinks 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is the condition that his heart is made of stone? 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is my level of petty 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paddington awaiting deportation by Tory government

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Paddington is from Peru so just the sort of character to be deported and books banned by right wing twats like Kemi

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Truckloads of marmalade sandwiches to no10?

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes but the fessor has said they are hidden and it's to hear what they are saying out of earshot. I mean would you view a house where they said you were being recorded?

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If it's not I stand corrected but it is very creepy at the very least.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm pretty sure that for recording people in the UK like that you have to put up signage so they know they are being recorded. CCTV for example on property has to have signage up letting you know. GDPR also cover how you use that info and how long you can keep it.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You know this is very likely illegal. The only feedback that matters is the offer you get for your house

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And 90% of women murdered in the UK are killed by someone they know. Time we taught boys how to respect women and get rid of this toxic masculinity crap.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes if no one in Scotland wanted independence then we would have stopped voting for an SNP government.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When they say tax cuts they don't mean for working class people just rich folk who don't care if your elderly parents can afford to put the heating on or have any life other than plain existence.

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If Scotland leaves the UK (and I hope it does) then it will be because the people in Scotland have chosen to leave. This obsession that it's nasty horrible politicians ripping the UK apart is pathetic. It's why Westminster is losing the arguement because they don't understand that concept

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We don't have any pace. Every time we get a break someone stops and slows it all down

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They aren't accepting a second date as you made them peel a banana as a test and then told them they were doing it wrong

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm sure these cities are safe for a little while as they have run out of bombs 😦

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'll take your word for it. Other than some guacamole in a jar I've never bought an avocado as my working class upbringing forbids it 😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

And in true UK Government fashion it will be run by Palantir without any tendering process and they will get to avoid all tax. It won't work but Palantir will know everything about our national security

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The poorest will starve so the rich can feel safe without the inconvenience of paying for any of that safety

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Tories are promising an iron dome over the UK. All the weapons will be pointing inwards to stop us escaping 😂😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you think a child doesn't deserve a proper start in life you are a terrible person

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He is totally wrong as it's toasted cheese where I'm from 😂😂

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Dougie G @craggered.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had he been at the pub by any chance? Has he always been at the pub when he is "forgetful". If so I think we have a solution 😂

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