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scorpy @socpens.com · 26/09/2026

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dreamt last night that i was part of the last few episodes of the sopranos except i was viscous deadlock so any time someone got whacked i just put them in the cube and they were fine

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You get the opportunity to stop 9/11 BUT You have to do it by shoving the entire plane up your ass Would U do it ?

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

youtube recommendations finally understand me

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

How many years do you think is the appropriate amount of time to wait before making an oscarbait film about the guys on the oceangate submarine's last hours alive

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

oink should not be the onomatopoeia for how pigs sound. they need to reassign it to seals or porcupines or something

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mike @websitepurveyor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

hi there!

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

under my reign using deadlock mods that replace the black characters with light skinned anime girls will be legally classified as a hate crime

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

You know I bet the cockwaffle tastes good as fuck honestly

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Nat Oranges @suddenlyoranges.com · 08/07/2026

discussing bionicle with people who know bionicle

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

note to self. character name to use for something: Olivia Orphanstone

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Shawty Wanna Fuck is frutiger aero music

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

haven't seen the among us show. not going to watch the among us show. but i really hate that they went with the thin outline look when the game + its promotional material looks so good with thicker outlines

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

God, I hate influencers. He gets away with animal abuse and no one will call him out on it just cause he's hot and queer.

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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

before and after smoking a big explosive cartoon cigar

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

finally continuing with the sopranos and it made me laugh so goddamn hard when the guy in charge of the military school was fuckin jigsaw

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

dumps this in a pig trough for my litter of brits

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

sometimes i think the only reason people still make mods for beta/alpha/infdev minecraft is so they dont have to learn to make decent looking pixel art

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

can youtube develop a button i can press that says Do not recommend me videos of vtubers reacting to tf2 videos. cause apparently the regular Not Interested button isn't strong enough

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

rivals mogging overwatch literally co opting their league teams

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

ideas for new deadlock characters: - a sasquatch - caveman thawed out of an iceberg - two creepy twins stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat - overly steampunk inventor guy that no other character likes or respects - literally just porco rosso

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

sucks to see jb blanc's career starting to get pigeonholed into him just doing the vander voice every time

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Apparently Iron Lung is good? I hope Markiplier becomes an acclaimed filmmaker so all his lets plays will be retitled "featuring horror visionary Mark Fischbach."

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

world of warcraft sexual dimorphism

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Airbnb owners across the world are adding clauses to their contracts that say guests aren't allowed to play Sburb during their stay

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

in france. while eating lunch, saw a guy setting up for a street performance. he removes his coat to reveal he's dressed like a magician, and then gets on a box and pulls out a big fushigi ball. when he does this all pigeons in a hundred meter radius get scared and fly away

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Hero shooters need more pregnant characters

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Would I be allowed to put in my will that I want my body fed through a woodchipper at my funeral

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scorpy @socpens.com · 08/10/2025

boring ass movie wish i was playing sonic unleashed on xbox 360 instead

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

naval captain coach z telling his crew to barton darn the hartches

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

nuclear bomb launched into enemy city by medieval trebuchet

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Jimmy Neutron was a powerful technomancer

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

had a dream about a cutesy furry comic in which a crocodile mom is asked by her daughter if she can buy a binder and the mom says yes and the camera pushes in on her while she talks about how she supports her trans son but when it pulls back out the kid has eaten the binder

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

more like epic crap battles of pisstory

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

guy trying way too hard to make "I put the peas on the PLATE!" a saying

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

I'm tired of people pretending that Homestuck is a difficult concept to grasp. It's about a group of kids fighting an invasion of evil toilets with singing heads inside them.

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j. shocker esquire @crabkimpton.bsky.social · 09/08/2025