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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

((yeah but that could still be photoshopped lol

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

(( i quote him all the fucking time even till this day. i thought he died lol ))

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

((ur characters are so cool. . . i always have to give my sprites eyebrows unless they have bangs that cover that area. but your designs dont even need em it looks amazing /pos

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

[Literally recoiling from the sound of an unknown voice in your hive, you spin around, also cracking your spine in the process. A groan of relief and yet confusion escapes.] WHO IN THE FUCK-- HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHO ARE YOU?! [Your body starts to glow, like you snapped a glowstick instead of ++

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

>KARKAT: Return to the land of the living. [You really passed the fuck out for a few days there, huh, champ? You drink too much blood and become engorged to the point of hibernation? You groan as you force yourself up, rolling your neck with a sickening crack.] GUH...

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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

{PINNED POST} Roleplay account for Ifreya Candet, (cyan) 'mutant' blood sea dweller turned puppy girl.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

[You still have to explain to Eridan what happened. Ugh. You can't imagine who he'll tell, yet you still wanted to keep it a secret for as long as you can...]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

(( is chewed up like gum... :( /silly

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

[You're not about to say you miss how Alternia was before everything went down, but you're only a little homesick, that's all. You miss when Sgrub didn't mean the world was ending, you missed all the dynamics shared between you and 11 other fuckheads.] >KARKAT: Continue on, for their sakes.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

[Hell, everyone, even. Everyone who didn't make it, that is. Equius, Feferi, Eridan, even. It feels almost cruel that out of all those lives, you're the one still gliding through the sands of time as they flood into the lower half of an hourglass.] >KARKAT: Think about the semi-better times.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

>KARKAT: ??? [You're just sitting comfortably, blanket over your lap and watching the rain hit the window. Your thoughts have a strange, appallingly annoying way of morphing into fuel for the anxiety and depression fires. You wonder if Nepeta is happy, wherever she is.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

bsky.app/profile/gild... what the fuck i didn't drop the acc ))

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I'M NOT A PERVERT FOR NOT KNOWING THERE IS A FOOD ALSO CALLED NUTS YOU FUCKING MAGGOTGULPING FUCKSTICK. [You huff, grumpy as per usual. Licking your teeth behind your closed mouth, you give Dave a sour look.] WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE SAME THING, ANYWAY?

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES? [ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

bsky.app/profile/rust... okay. im going to bed now. gnight!!! have an aradia ))

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

(( fair enough,,, and plus i still have to learn my program + how to do certain stuff art/drawing wise so i dont even think im ready yet lol ))

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

(( i am unfortunately an artist with a perfection complex and i've been so demotivated to draw lately that it'd be kinda hard to pick up and try again (i took a college course from it and absolutely beefed it just failed so hard) but i appreciate it, and am incredibly impressed w/ ur work! /gen

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

(( THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN CALIFORNIA RENTING COSTS OH MAN I WISH I COULD ANIMATE ORU3O4EWIR[IEWRIO3[PEJRI3W /posi

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

ERIDAN! I CAN EXPLAIN! [You'd roar, not realizing how predatory you were coming off right now. You scramble behind him, the taste of shitty troll blood all over your mouth, and by god, it sucks bad. You were not made for running. not these days...]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

[ You.... stare. It starts to click in your head, as you give chase, but not in a stalking, horror movie way. In a "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT" kind of anxious way.] ERIDAN AMPORA, GET BACK HERE!

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

[It's not even regular food, it's blood. Straight up mustard blood from a troll. You wipe your tongue over your teeth, grimacing at the aftertaste. Rainbowdrinkers have it hard, you now know Kanaya's pain.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A WHIRLPOOL, AMPORA. [You snarl, your teeth flashing as your lip curls up in distaste. You don't care that your last meal remains on your teeth.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

I'M GOING TO START SWINGING AT PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

THE NIPPLES NEVER FELL OFF TO BEGIN WITH! ! ! [You are growing increasingly insane.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

GAMZEE, YOU ALWAYS HAD THEM. YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT THEM.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY? [You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

OH, SHOVE A BULGE IN IT, DAVE. I'M NOT HERE TO ROAST YOU. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 2 FUCKING DAYS, LET ME AT LEAST HAVE MY PEACE. . .

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

[Slurp. Ugh, it's the least good flavor; Mustard. With no disrespect to Sollux or any of the Captors, their blood flavor is hoofbeast-shit.] DROP THE "THE".

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━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ TG: 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙 TG: 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙚, TG: 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 TG: 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚. TG: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, TG: 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚. ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ #HOMESTUCKRP #MVRP ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

> Karkat: Pull a "juice box" from your sweater and turn away from the ridiculously annoying(ly cute and funny) Dave Strider. YOU MAKE ME QUESTION THE CHOICE OF MAKING HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE EVERY SINGLE SECOND I'M NEAR YOU. [You st4b the straw into the "juicebox", and sip. Grimace.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I WOULD ASK WHY, BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL. START PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE FOR FUN. BECOME FULLY BRAINDEAD FROM SHORTFORM MEDIA. CHASE PEOPLE WITH ROCKS AT NIGHT. WHATEVER, RIGHT?

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Karkat: --> Glow like a real Rainbow Drinker. [You're glowing like a fucking nightlight right now. Hopefully the bright light will deter your ex-moirail.]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH ERIDAN. SIX FOOT RULE.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Karkat: >Think about what bag of blood you want to drink from. [Every choice refrigerated in front of you is going to be less appetizing than anything fresh from the source. As a rainbow-drinker, your diet's limited, but it's been two days since you've eaten. . .]

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

(( thats fair,,, but im here if you need me anyway. i might make my karkat a rainbowdrinker because that one fucking fic is melting my brain (Its a davekat fic too)

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

((feel better soon, spooky! ! ! here if you need anything! ))

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

MEENAH, I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE I MET THAT PANROTTING VOLUNTARY CELIBATE SHITGORGING DICKSNOT.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

IT'S TRUE. SOMEONE TOLD ME LITERALLY TODAY THEY FOUND THE SUFFERER TO BE SEXUALLY AROUSING TO THEM. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR FUCKING AROUND.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. SO, SO UNBELIEVABLY UNRESTED.

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KARKAT VANTAS @crabcrusading.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

NOT TO MENTION THE WAY HE WEARS HIS PANTS UP TO HIS PECTORALS AND THE WAY HE VEILS BARELY SOCIALLY JUSTIFIED AND POLITICALLY CORRECT HOOFBEASTSHIT WITH EXTREMELY SOPHISTICATED LANGUAGE TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'S WORTH EVEN TUNING INTO LIKE A SHITTY OLD RADIO.

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