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enigmaticIdolizer [EI]

@iffywoofs.bsky.social
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
KaAarkaAat I caAan literaAally see you smiling aAat your screen right now.... Stop aAacting like you haAate it
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
SqueaAaky
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You should among the us
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
okaAay so for my collaAar taAag engraAaving should I put just aAa single “K”? Should I do “KK” ?? or “KV”.... ??????? :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
[meanwhile in a random aquarium..........]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@mfnmiracles.bsky.social Got aAany bones????
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
[Meanwhile somewhere in a vending machine..........]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
KAaARKAaAT I LOST THE BAaABY
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
????????????????? :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
YEESSS You maAake it sound kindaAa scaAary but it's not, its fun!! It's funny when you get to be the killer, like you saAaid you haAave to maAake up lies on the spot to not get caAaught & you haAave to kill aAas maAany people aAas possible before the time is up! :3 REAaALLY TESTS YOUR IMPROVS!!!
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Awwww omgggg ty!!! kk is going to get SOOOOO jeaAalous but I don't even caAare, I just waAannaAa plaAay, lets gooo >:3 [Iffy's tail is going crazy]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
KAaARKAaAT won't plaAay aAamong us with me 😡
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
DIRK STRIDER THIS ISN'T FUNNY
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
╔══╗♥ ╚╗╔╝♥ ╔╝╚╗♥ ╚══╝♥ ╔╗ ♥ღ♥ღ♥ღ♥ ║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ╔╗╔╗♥ ║║║║♥ ║╚╝║♥ ╚══╝♥
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
╔══╗╔╗ ♡ ♡ ♡ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ 💕 ✨【YOU】 ✨ 💕
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The pp will be wiped out by the tp
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
[drops a blanket over him] WhaAat gaAamzee?? :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
AaAsk the humaAans where the pp is coming from.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Trolling level 89% ChaAain reaAaction staAarted <|> w <|>
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Who aAare these humaAans following me? :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's okaAay KAaARKAaAT, you don't haAave to love traAaditionaAally. You've aAalwaAays been there aAand thaAat's enough.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
[BAP] [ifreya just retaliates with a small pap to the face, the voices plaguing sollux's mind receive a temporary debuff. Enjoy your three hours of clarity.]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I aAam normaAal aAand caAan be trusted with AaAttention. Go aAaheaAad, pet my eaAars, I know you waAannaAa.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
REPOST
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
HaAave yaAall seen "thaAat maAan"??? I aAain't getting SH*T, LOL
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
NaAah
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
OMG I love humaAan food >:3 they haAave such good taAastes… I made these “omelet” thing!! It’s baAasicaAally the excess reproductive gunk of aAa cluckbeaAast slaAathered in the reproductive gunk of a moobeaAast, then topped with ground nuggets (potaAatoes!!) + oinkbeaAast bits. Delicious!! :3c
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
SOMEONE COME PICK ME UP IM SCAaARED
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Yes :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
OK MY CRAaABBY CONNOISSEURS !! 🦀✨ Tonight’s holy snaAackrifice haAas been prepaAared... aAa whole plaAatter of saAacrilegious daAark chocolaAate crusts housing the screAaamy essence of our loud little knight.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Hey guys waAannaAa see aAa cool trick??? [She claws at a rock. The texture comes off... It /literally/ comes OFF. Like a layer being stripped from the line art. She holds this rock_texture_.png up, presenting it. the outline of the rock is still on the ground... It's transparent now.] :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
???? WHAaAT DO YOU MEAaAN “SCARE ME OFF”?? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO FLUSTERS INTO AaA LITTLE SQUEAaAKY MESS THE SECOND TEETH AaARE INVOLVED. DON’T AaACT LIKE YOU’RE IMMUNE AaAND AaABOVE IT AaALL WHEN YOU LIKE GETTING BIT TOO!! >:3 YOU THRIVE IN THIS, VAaANTAaAS!!
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
AaAnd I 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 enjoy it >:3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
(alright I'm stuck at work so heres a satire shitpost) AaALRIGHT cultists!! todaAay's sermon is sponsored by KAaARKAaAT KRUNCH™ aAa delectaAable blend of cherry spheres, traAaumaAa maAarshmaAallows, aAand pure unfiltered screaAams.
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♡ MAN3AT3R ♡ @stylishoccultist.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Your name is GRIZMA MASTIF, and your BITE is certainly worse than your BARK. -lit homestuck cerulean-blood fantroll oc. -hsrp / multiships with chem in different timelines. -n/sfw, mdni, 18+ only. -scribbled by shiloh / g. #hsrp // #homestuckrp // #ocrp
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
(STOLEN) AaAnything you saAay caAan aAand will be held aAagaAainst you so I’m saAaying... KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT KAaARKAaAT
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
AaALRIGHT MY LITTLE CRUSTAaACEAaAN CULTISTS REMEMBER if KAaARKAaAT shows up claAaiming he’s “not part of this fucking psychotic propaAagaAandaAa” just nod, smile, aAand offer him snaAacks. That buys us aAapproximaAately three minutes of peaAace before he threaAatens to disbaAand us aAagaAain.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
[she freezes mid scramble like she's been caught doing something she shouldn't, claws curled over a detailed picture of one of her otps with hearts doodled all over it. She stares at him wide eyed and panicked] I'm fine!! Perfectly FINE AaAND NOT AaAT AaALL DYING INSIDE!!
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
[sorry guys I don't know why I'm so bleh today... I swear I will write eventually.... anyways take this] I'M 𝗡𝗢𝗧 AaA CAaAT, AaASSHOLE!!!
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
[She tripped over nothing... absolutely NOTHING, and a mess of shippy fanfics and art from her favorite shows went flying all around her. She caught herself on her hands and knees and immediately started clawing all the papers back towards her in a frantic hurry] NOBODY LOOK!!! I'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
YEEEEESSSSSSS SPREAaAD THE JOY
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[AGGRESSIVELY SNEEZES ALL OVER YOUR MUSE AND MAKES THEM TRICKSTER]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[BITES U]
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
AaAnyone who caAalls me this will be cursed with forever hot pillows aAand wet socks.
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
@vantasspeaks.bsky.social [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi [PaAaws you] hi
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
oops. aAaccidentally hit the ‘raAandom boon drop’ button. check your sylladex, you’ve got loot now. :3
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Hey guys I'm taAaking aAapplicaAations for 𝗚.𝗥.𝗨.𝗕 - 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗥𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝗨𝗻𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀 (𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗮𝘁) don’t listen to him, we aAare aAa perfectly 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗮𝗔𝗟 faAan orgaAanizaAation aAand aAabsolutely NOT deraAanged aAat aAall!!! {Satire}
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enigmaticIdolizer [EI] @iffywoofs.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
{PINNED POST} Roleplay account for Ifreya Candet, (cyan) 'mutant' blood sea dweller turned puppy girl.
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