Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've never been hugely into Pokemon, Gen 1 is a bit nostalgic for me from my childhood. But anyway, between two nerd characters, the line was "How is my favorite filthy Magikarp?" and, I mean, even not being hugely into it, everyone knows Magikarp, except the caption writer, I suppose 280
Reposted by Captain Southbirdheadhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 27/09/2026possum girl 91931249
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdDizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Catmaid!! As a Jiangshi thing! It's been a long while, I don't draw Catmaid too much anymore but I love her deeply; she was sort of a launch platform for me to prove I could design appealing characters. I lack a lot of things other artists have but I pride myself on character recognisability. 213641615
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTsuvi 🍰 @tsuvivi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Malon and Link have different expectations 112031265
Reposted by Captain Southbirdskelly 🔞 (geckit) @skellybeanz.art · 11/08/2026eager bun... [comm] 111724315
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdMamaLuigi145 @mamaluigi145.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Nothing beats a delicious box of 100 foot copper noodles. Featuring @cptsouthbird.bsky.social 0104
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdMamaLuigi145 @mamaluigi145.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Pick a character that would watch Sophist on Youtube" from a recent Party Crashers smash bros video. Banjo telling Kazooie that his one of his favorite youtubers made a new video. 033
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdMamaLuigi145 @mamaluigi145.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Over a Coyotillon dollars at the box office. #wileroad 16210
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdCold Blooded Twilight @towerofstars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Caught 1569100
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdStarlight @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026cargo pet? no car go ... uh... ... hey look, a nude rat 9636122
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdStarlight @onedumbmouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Finished skunktember commission for @australiumluckycat.bsky.social New form, better form~ Don't mind the loss 032470
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdNONNKI @10/3-4 金沢ハンドメイドマルシェ【D-13】 @nonnki-3n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎑🐰 #OC #illustration #イラスト #女の子イラスト 0458119
Reposted by Captain Southbirdstealthnachos @stealthnachos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026spiral bunny 61971301
Reposted by Captain Southbird🔞 Thiri 🔞 @thiritherabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🐑🍈🍈 #nsfw #nsfwart #cotlnsfw #furryart #animation 15950227
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdFluffyMinx @fluffyminx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Shep Sasha! #furry #furryart #nsfw 0154
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdFluffyMinx @fluffyminx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Skinny Kitty 🐈 #furry #furryart #nsfw 0247
Reposted by Captain Southbirdfullmontis 🔞 @fullmontis.com · 08/10/2024Goth Fairy 💜 #thickthighs #thighhighs #socks #goth #fairy #nsfw #nsfwart 242055
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Starting to get back to the grind now that I've broken free of the Palworld grasp! That rent ain't gonna pay itself! 👀 533865
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Starbound Shenanigans: More Boning www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMgy...youtube.comDumb stuff we say and do while playing StarboundYouTube video by Captain Southbird 071
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today's personal mystery; found this written on masking tape stuck to the bottom of my laptop. "Used '1234' as super pass"... it's my handwriting, but I don't remember writing it, what it pertains to, or even if it ever applied to this machine 142
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My brother was looking up storage bins, this one features a skeleton for no discernible reason 3111
Reposted by Captain Southbirdzoojames512.bsky.social @zoojames512.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A commission I got from @lustfulfactory.bsky.social, who drew Katt Monroe masturbating at the park as part of a cam show she's hosting. #Starfox #Star_Fox #Katt_monroe #Falco_Lombardi #Fox_McCloud #Krystal #Nintendo 017253
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Coyote fucking didn't know what would happen when he finally got to eat the roadrunner 162
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026So hmm, #gameoverse is kinda neat. 👀 131147230
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Her beach ball is the only thing that's big, right? 👀💦 9599138
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Been indulging in @cptsouthbird.bsky.social's silly Tomodachi shenanigans once again. It's pretty fun, I won't lie~ 😏 238369
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Alrighty so some people were asking, here's an actual ref of Percy's mom, Rosemary. If Percy is cappuccino, then Rosemary is definitely boba tea. 👀 24690129
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdR-MK @r-mk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026~Sekhmet Seks~ Aww yeh the funni yellow cat :V Getting a lotta cat content with Mew Mew and Sekhmet. Maybe soon there will be more cats >w>) For now, enjoy! 102559430
Reposted by Captain SouthbirdTrusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The other lady in Percy's life...his sister Claribelle. Some kinda soda/energy drink vibe, I suppose. I wasn't sure what color to make her outfit so I just copied Percy's colors. 🥴 25523100
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Automated captions just wrote "wait did he just die on default and explode" 152
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Oh no, YouTube showed my Lesbunnies. I kinda miss my lesbunnies. They're cute. 041
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I selfishly replayed my own edit (and you should watch it... again, if necessary) but I like the automated YouTube thing picked both Lesbunnies and the outtakes to the outro it's currently playing. The Lesbunnies was awesome though. Teck even made art for it. 270
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Auto-captions on a video I posted suggests you consider "hitting the Jesus." With full credit to @rousal.bsky.social : > ... from now on whenever I do a t-pose I will say I'm "hittin' the Jesus" 074
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A rare Starbound video from yours truly. No RP this time, but still good ol' Starbuns youtu.be/xXV8ieW5pmIyoutu.beExpies are popular, but Starbound is OG turmoilYouTube video by Captain Southbird 072
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I mostly ignore YouTube Playables but what is this 161
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My brother's rewatching The Sopranos, and came across this fake "website" with MEGABYTES OF BAD GUY (which is funny enough by itself) This domain doesn't seem like it ever was used for anything real, but in 2009 per archive.org it once had a bullet list that mostly makes sense until that last one 121
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Do the Mario! www.youtube.com/shorts/1MufZ...youtube.comMario would be proudYouTube video by Captain Southbird 031
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The "can it run DOOM" meme is so stupid. DOOM was being displayed through Paint, and it's like "PAINT RUNS DOOM!" No, the PC runs DOOM, and it's displayed via Paint. Or all these 8-bit machines where they port a raytracing engine to it and put DOOM sprites on it. "IT'S RUNNING DOOM!" No it's not! 140
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026From a game hint book I had as a kid, one article mentioned "loopts"; later I read some typewriters didn't have a one or zero key since a lowercase "L" and "O" worked. The typist had been trying to write out certain things would get you "100 points" or pts... or, as the book displayed it, "loopts" 051
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If only this was the FIRST time I botched a Minecraft command wildcard... 171
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 25/07/2026One of the dumbest things I keep seeing is often wildly inaccurate AI generated subtitles on videos that no one ever seems to go back and correct before posting. And now I'm seeing comments that when someone complains, "you fell for the bait." I mean, really, so apathetic laziness is now "bait"? 031
Captain Southbird @cptsouthbird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026What it actually said: "Time flies when you're married." What my brain read at first for whatever reason: "Time flies when you're naked." I'm not sure exactly what that would mean but it's interesting 152