Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 16/10/2026My work laptop sounds like a Geiger counter this morning 👀☢️ 390 9
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I have had three days of hell at work. Send anything to help 080 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 10/10/2026May or may not have started afresh on Pokemon Go… May or may not have fallen back in love with it. 180 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You can always rely on some YouTube legend to have uploaded the full version of a TV movie done in the 1990s 🙌 080 8
Reposted by CurtisAriadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Miranda Hart coming out the grave looking like Zombie Hitler 💀 #CelebrityTraitors 414728 147
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s just occurred to me that Josh Widdecombe sounds like Keir Starmer… #Strictly 170 7
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Slow Horses is the best thing on telestatic.klipy.comJackson Lamb Present Middle FingerALT: Jackson Lamb Present Middle Finger 082 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have been such a domestic goddess lately. I just swept the floor with an actual sweeping brush. Any of u gays would be lucky to have me ok.static.klipy.comCinda-F***in'-Rella CleaningALT: Cinda-F***in'-Rella Cleaning 1140 14
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Amazon delivery driver opened my front door to drop my parcel off. Wtaf??? I know it’s his livelihood but I’ve a good mind to complain to Amazon, because who the fuck opens someone else’s front door?? 390 9
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just discovered the DJ function on Spotify, asked it to play my favourite genre, and it’s come up with some absolute bangers 180 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Done with Monday already. Someone pass the wine.static.klipy.comHeadband OfficeALT: Headband Office 1180 18
Reposted by Curtislfcviking.bsky.social @lfcviking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What’s an example of perfect casting? 082 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Share a TV show that raised you …static.klipy.comNiles Crane: Her Lips Said No, Eyes Said Read My LipsALT: Niles Crane: Her Lips Said No, Eyes Said Read My Lips 050 5
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I fucking love the Folio Society version of books. They’re absolutely beautiful 040 4
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What do I do with my day? 1. Paint my skirting boards 2. Paint my bathroom 3. Paint my chimney wall 4. Lounge in grey sweatpants 260 6
Reposted by CurtisQuantomb Of Silliness @quantumofsilliness.bsky.social · 08/06/2026“Whoever she was, it must have scared the SunnyD-lights out of her.” 0253 25
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026JFC just seen someone do it for the new 90s trend. I went to school with her. We were both born in 1995. WHAT THE FRIG IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS AND WHY DOES THIS IRRITATE ME SO MUCH. 180 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Have just had to unfollow someone who has done this trend three times now. They were born in 1983. You literally have genuine photographic evidence of what you looked like in the 80s. The state of this 060 6
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I caught a view of myself in a shiny doorknob last night and thought I looked far too rotund. Today’s the day I start doing an hour on an exercise bike everyday. Wish me luck x 1130 13
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Seeing people post AI-generated images of what they would look like in the 80s - when they were alive in the 80s - is certainly something to beholdstatic.klipy.comLarry David Feligures Smiling ReactionALT: Larry David Feligures Smiling Reaction 0100 10
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Anywhere Is by Enya is a fucking bopstatic.klipy.comPeter Griffin's 'And I Feel' DanceALT: Peter Griffin's 'And I Feel' Dance 1100 10
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Why is there so much random blocking from people I’ve never interacted with on this app? 250 5
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gonna treat myself and order a Maccies breakfast for the first time in MONTHS hehe 1200 20
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I post some anti-Reform stuff on my insta and next thing I know I’ve lost 7 followers. What a good way to root out the bigots x 0100 10
Reposted by CurtisCharlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you're not supposed to put cotton buds in your ears, why does doing it feel SO GOOD?? 082 8
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Introduced The Fiancé to The West Wing and he’s officially loving it.static.klipy.comWest Wing Phone Calls in OfficeALT: West Wing Phone Calls in Office 170 7
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026what GlF pops up when you type in your name? Hahahhahahahahahahahastatic.klipy.comI Don'T Like This CrapALT: I Don'T Like This Crap 090 9
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sat here for ten minutes in the office and my computer is only on 18% of an update. Fucking end it for me. 2110 11
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ok didn’t go down Gay Village. Came home, got into bed, stuck Gavin & Stacey on insteadstatic.klipy.comDoris Gavin And StaceyALT: Doris Gavin And Stacey 170 7
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026ngl.link/cpt951/gas Entertain me xngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 000 0
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First day back at work for me and The Fiancé after two weeks off, so naturally tonight we’re going for a meal in Manchester and then down Gay Village x 0140 14
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The good people of Letterboxd better be fuckin ready for my shite reviews of the X-Men franchise Please follow me if you’re interested x boxd.it/3HGMlboxd.itCurtis’s profileCurtis uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 331 films watched. Favorites: The Silence of the Lambs (1991), The Godfather (1972), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), Dune: Part Two (2024). Bio... 070 7
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Post a SEXY VAMPIREstatic.klipy.comJackie Daytona Reveals His New NameALT: Jackie Daytona Reveals His New Name 1160 16
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Doing a long-overdue rewatch of Futurama, and I’m fully remembering why Zoidberg is the man we should all aspire to bestatic.klipy.comDr. Zoidberg: Homeowner in FuturamaALT: Dr. Zoidberg: Homeowner in Futurama 2120 12
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am back home now. First day back in Manchester and the plan now is? Job application. The holiday is well and truly over 😪 3170 17
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Few hours to kill before our plane, so The Fiancé has me out and about ‘vintage’ clothes shopping. Sweating my bollocks off 0140 14
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Dressed as a beige dad today lads. Can tell it’s the last day because I’ve not had access to an iron. 0601 60
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Last day in Lisbon and it’s gonna be a chill one. Sitting by the pool, hiding from the sun, reading / podcasts, regular application of after-sun, and plenty of wine x 0140 14
Curtis @cpt95.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The unholy, perhaps even sexual noises coming from our hotel room the cleaning staff must be like wtaf And it’s literally just me and The Fiancé rubbing after-sun onto our red lobster bodies 0180 18
