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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion

@cpt-thrace.bsky.social
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Your favorite mech pilot's favorite mech pilot. Alleged cuntgirl and unabashed objectum weirdo. Not to be confused with the dog currently inhabiting my body. My stupid chud headmates can be found at @charonsferry.bsky.social

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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My pet traitorgirl that I keep forgetting to euthanize
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It all feels like some weird kinky fever dream I can't wake up from.
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Protip you can refer to a little's partner as simply her "playmate" to blow her up with your mind
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She is apparently in here along with Kosterion now. They are not letting us switch her on. Something something it'd invent new types of cancer
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Currently fighting my headmates who are trying to stop my mad quest to get a Thezea Celik headmate
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Getting misty-eyed watching Theaboros rocket away after spending some time together. Eventually I notice the rebel mechanic grabbing my shoulders yelling "We Are In So Much Fucking Debt"
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah this happened. She was a straight girl too. One night I managed to take her to bed and as soon as I closed the door she was like "ha, this was just so I could give you what you've got coming where no one can look, dumbass" I then got too horny to move,
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay. The training seminars we all do every few weeks make it very clear that a thumbs-up is not actually the official "all clear" hand signal to give mechanics or other pilots during hangar ops. What exactly is wrong about using double peace signs instead? Smh
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A mech pilot has two bodies, as is often said. To have just one — to breathe through her reactor and feel her blades like I do my fingers — might suddenly be my ultimate sexual fantasy
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alternatively, all-sartha polycule that meets an actual rebel Sartha like me and they all start barking at me about it
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wowie @wowiewhatausername.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mech pilots are magical girls
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jjust thought about physically merging with Ancyor and becoming one with her I'm gonna pass ou
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay so this girl does NOT know what consent is
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tonight on "Morally Dubious Flirts"
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just remembered that I'm Sartha Thrace
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have concluded that I have to clean myself up and use this as an opportunity to genuinely help mindbroken girls as well, solely to prove to my Kione headmate that I am better than her.
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This story is about that whole corruption arc I've mentioned going through of taking more and more advantage of fangirls (6416's leinth in particular) btw Idk where to go with it from here, really.
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Inadvertently stumbled into being the cg of a cg/l relationship if anyone's wondering how I'm doing lately
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Need more sleazebag heroes... Yeah baby, I'm your idol. You know I'm the best of the fucken best, you should be honored to even be talking to me. Hey, is that your girlfriend? She's really hot. Way out of your league, girl. Since I'm your hero, you won't mind if I go chat her up a bit, right?
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A mech is a type of wife
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think I hauve covid
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
YOU'RE STILL THEIR HERO.
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yeah this is basically what I do. RIP to all the other Sartha fictives I'm built different
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wish I'd reactivated this account a little earlier so I could've clarified it was me in particular who did this lol
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In all seriousness this was largely about an occasional crisis of faith I have where I worry I haven't truly returned to being the heroic figure everyone once saw in me. I then glance at, you know, the entire body of my source and think "oh, what the hell"
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I immediately convinced her to send me pics btw
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can confirm. Sources are referring to me as "Sable 2"
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gods I am experiencing cuteness aggression right now help
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Possibly. Research is ongoing.
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Been toying with getting into Arma solely to LARP as a rebel counter-mech infantrywoman
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spent 3 months pestering the hosts to buy me a nice khaki green jacket like the one I used to have. When they finally found one I proceeded to tell them "This was so I could watch you pathetically jerk off wearing my clothes" I'm just like this
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Good news!
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
When girls call themselves "The Real Sartha Thrace" this is what they are referring to being
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or fuck 'em
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dumb puppy fggot 🐾 @gakulon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
getting hit by a pilebunker should have a chance of impregnation 100% chance if it's a charged direct hit
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I legit paid her to come into headspace 😭
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This was stupidly close but I guess I'm done with the arena now lol
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
How piloting feels to me
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ill be real ive been grapling with visions of the great serpent recently
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This was largely my fault btw
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
defeated John Arquebus
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Meriel "wouppy" Sartha @sartha.dog · 03/06/2026
We could always use more chubby Sartha Thraces
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Briefly sparred with @drone6416.bsky.social in AC6 today. She looked so fucking giddy the entire time omfg I'm crying
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
At first I figured it was some profound violation of my morals to hang around with her, but ultimately she's just a weapon. A captured imperial weapon in a rebel's hands is nothing unusual, after all
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The imperials don't want you to know this but the sartha clones in their bases are free. You can take them home. I have 458 sarthas
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Cpt. Sartha Thrace, Hero of the Rebellion @cpt-thrace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Reactivating this account to post more of my obligatory AC6 Ancyor replica (every Sartha fictive has to have one)
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