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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’ll take that, showed some fight after Bentancur had a Bentancur moment and didn’t give up until the final whistle, upwards from here #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is this the most unlikeable united team of all time ?

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 12/04/2026

wow, spurs look up for it. i really hope they don't concede first, against the run of play, and fold like a paper duck #thefootball

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Gray wiping out Fernandes highlight for me

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hello Picadilly Records? I wonder if you can help me. I would very much like to get Bummed by The Happy Mondays.

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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ai, getting inanimate machines to commit crimes and claiming it’s got nothing to do with you. Rod Hull was pulling that shit back in the eighties.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’s been a lovely break away from Tottenham Hotspur…oh well here goes #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m starting to wonder if he’s thinking about that big payout he’ll get

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fernandes rolling round on the ground with all of his teeth out claiming he’s been shot

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If people don't want to pay tax to make this country function and help out the rest of society and particularly those who need help most... then maybe they should move to Dubai and stop bleating about it. Really sick to death of it.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’re jealous aren’t you ? I can tell. My first phone, Swatch Nokia, you had to physically pull the aerial up before you answered it.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nokia 5110 Transparent Didn’t really work because the buttons should all glow and you couldn’t see them properly

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nokia 5210 Dust, shock and water resistant. Drop it from pocket height, it bounced, Rubberised top and bottom case.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t you dare start a campaign to bring Ndombele back @alasdairgold.bsky.social

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Never seen it before might want to check how English it is

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lifetime ban from football for whoever was in charge of the club at the time immediately

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Will he also change his look as he gets older ?

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think we have a lack of bastards on the pitch, we need more bastards. I propose we bring in Lamela as coach of shithousery

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Last season it was playing Palinha and Bentancur together this season it’s Tonali and Bentancur, to me it’s one or the other

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I always thought with Palinha that he was limited but he was always doing his best and giving it his all, unlike Bentancur

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I do think that I’ve misprofiled Tonali he’s not the midfielder I thought he was gonna be

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As soon as I see the double hand gesture I know we’re about to loose possession

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

He infuriates me when someone is closed down and he gestures to give him the ball and instead of doing anything with it when he’s in space he’ll pass it straight back to them and 9 times out of 10 gives it away. We should’ve kept Palinha and sold him.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He’s won nothing of significance but people call him an elite manager

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Can people stop calling RDZ an elite manager, any ex player saying that shouldn’t be giving their opinion #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

‘Thanks I’ll take it from here’ #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just sticking a leg out is just poor defending

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would ridicule you but ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

£3,649,280 😳 Half of Marr’s guitar collection

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

All this talk of Piddington this week, I know exactly where the barracks are but I had no idea where the village was, turns out it’s a three minute car journey away from the establishment that housed Rolf Harris in their ‘Vulnerable Prisoners unit’

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No it’s not, it’s in the very top left of this screenshot with four other villages between it and Piddington and also the prison who’s most famous ex resident was Rolf Harris.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I say extend the borders of Piddington and build a wall around it so it incorporates very nearby HMP Bullingdon and then when they’ve finished their sentences release the inmates from the ‘Vulnerable Prisoners unit’ into the village

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was kidding myself this was going for the estimate yesterday

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

See I told you you should’ve bought that six door Rover 75 😉

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have a look at the video he’s swerving between all three lanes of the motorway and he didn’t have the usual small bullet canisters he had six that look at least one litre sized

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I didn’t see Gray talking to the ref at all, you’ve got the opportunity as captain to question decisions a lot more, VdV is there when he’s captain.

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Too many of the same type of midfielder playing together

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of positives to take from that, patches of good football, Tosin impressed me not only with his playing but questioning a lot with the ref, too many of our players aren’t vocal enough and just let things slide. This will click #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Starting Gallagher is like playing with 10 men #COYS

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COYS, Matthew @coysmatthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For starters if we could stop passing it round in our own box for a Liverpool player to run onto that would be good. If our midfielders and forwards could all go on a run together that would be good, quite a few times Bergvall or Kudus have gone forward then realised no one’s gone with them #COYS

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