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esports olympian. Lactose tolerant. lead singer of my shower. Costco executive member. The largest pants in the game. coyotes creator (Open species) canis latrans (los angeles transgender) @werewolf.mov 💞 steamcommunity.com/id/001 last.fm/user/001

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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 5h
You can’t even get shitfaced at universal and fight security without having a notification blasted to 4,100 people anymore. because of woke
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 13h
someone in the bathroom is pissing hard as fuck and i always think about this interview with anthony green
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i’m good bro
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
have you guys watched the newest episode
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dont talk to me until i’ve had my cup of microsoft
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
im eating one of these right now and the stick to nutella ratio is all fucked up. No more sticks but plenty of nutella left. unbelievably tempted to start tongue fucking it but i’m at work and people will probably think i’m some kind of freak that loves eating ass or something
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
turning left on coach dick hill way if you guys need anything
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
half the reason i pay for telegram premium
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when the muscle memory kicks in
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
saw this image on my timeline and was cracking up thinking about the time i asked my first furry friend ever when i was a child if he was a greymuzzle because he was in his 20s and he got lowkey offended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my chud son that can’t stop wiggling everywhere at 5000mph
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that’s it. phone’s ruined
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wonder which one did it
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe this blocklist i'm on. you don't even fuck with dragons as much as me. you don't even fuck them like me. fake ass fan
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
might have found the best vending machine ever
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
by far the best emoji ever created
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally time for an upgrade 👁️👅👁️
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is apparently huge discourse on twitter today which is frying me
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was just thinking about that entire plushie drama a while back where that person lost their plushie at a convention and freaked out and people review bombed the hotel and everything And then i remembered this tweet i made and im sitting here dying laughing at my own post holy fuck lmao
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thinking about a good friend i lost touch with forever ago. this is one of my fav tweets ever
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Level up your dash with #macklemore content
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i had a dream last night that they passed a law in california that every company that wasn't cruelty-free had to label that they were cruel, and some brands were leaning into it like this
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s fine i’ll just kill my self
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me listening to the most dogshit music ever with spotify fullscreen at work
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it’s my second day at my new job and turning any corner in the building that isn’t by my desk feels like this
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i went to knotted cafe and everyone was stuck to you
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my cat started walking down the hall because i was crinkling plastic and this steam point shop avatar flashed in my mind
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it’s time
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Going to my first boiler room to get #Boiled #CoyoteBoneBroth
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
doing paperwork for my new job
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
saw a drawing of a sexy as fuck fat as fuck dragon with a giant belly on my discover timeline for half of a second and then it refreshed
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
yeah man you can have the lane whenever
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
me when theres a surprise coyote
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
more japanese cigarettes, thank you @dumbass.gay
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
finally.. a self help book for me
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ok but they have to add something else to do with steam points this is getting ridiculous
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🌝
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
especially in this area
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
rolled crazy rng on this frosted mini wheats pour. Pulled a frosted large wheat
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this showed up on my timeline and it made me sad that 20 years later nothing has changed lol
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oughh Oughhhhh Oughh…..
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
twitter 2 looking pretty promising
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
being in such a niche industry sucks because you not only find out exactly who got the job you just fumbled, but it’s someone you know personally that’s really nice. every time this happens im staring at the “I’m happy to share that I’m starting my new position at _____!” post like this meme
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i think i'm starting to get the hang of vholume... #4/37,626 global 😁😁😁
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
people love to celebrate whenever another state passes a law requiring companies to list their pay for job listings but every job here for years has just been doing this shit lmao
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
1047 games announced they’re ending development and i feel bad for everyone that has been working so hard on those games because imagine all your work and your game’s image being ruined by your CEO thinking it’s a great idea to go on stage with a MAGA parody hat and shit on other games
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i should buy attachments for my CZ
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i have a name you assholes
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
im scared
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
strikes a pose
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