coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 5hYou can’t even get shitfaced at universal and fight security without having a notification blasted to 4,100 people anymore. because of woke 0225
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 13hsomeone in the bathroom is pissing hard as fuck and i always think about this interview with anthony green 0182
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026i’m good bro 2440
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026have you guys watched the newest episode 89413
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dont talk to me until i’ve had my cup of microsoft 5818
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026im eating one of these right now and the stick to nutella ratio is all fucked up. No more sticks but plenty of nutella left. unbelievably tempted to start tongue fucking it but i’m at work and people will probably think i’m some kind of freak that loves eating ass or something 5450
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026turning left on coach dick hill way if you guys need anything 1341
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026half the reason i pay for telegram premium 2150
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when the muscle memory kicks in 0260
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026saw this image on my timeline and was cracking up thinking about the time i asked my first furry friend ever when i was a child if he was a greymuzzle because he was in his 20s and he got lowkey offended 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 7621
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my chud son that can’t stop wiggling everywhere at 5000mph 2396
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026that’s it. phone’s ruined 4431
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i wonder which one did it 6400
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can't believe this blocklist i'm on. you don't even fuck with dragons as much as me. you don't even fuck them like me. fake ass fan 4793
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026might have found the best vending machine ever 13435
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026by far the best emoji ever created 2250
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026finally time for an upgrade 👁️👅👁️ 5280
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is apparently huge discourse on twitter today which is frying me 272617663
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was just thinking about that entire plushie drama a while back where that person lost their plushie at a convention and freaked out and people review bombed the hotel and everything And then i remembered this tweet i made and im sitting here dying laughing at my own post holy fuck lmao 3660
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thinking about a good friend i lost touch with forever ago. this is one of my fav tweets ever 26613
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Level up your dash with #macklemore content 0323
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i had a dream last night that they passed a law in california that every company that wasn't cruelty-free had to label that they were cruel, and some brands were leaning into it like this 312323
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026it’s fine i’ll just kill my self 3240
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026me listening to the most dogshit music ever with spotify fullscreen at work 2230
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026it’s my second day at my new job and turning any corner in the building that isn’t by my desk feels like this 2532
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i went to knotted cafe and everyone was stuck to you 3361
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my cat started walking down the hall because i was crinkling plastic and this steam point shop avatar flashed in my mind 0323
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026it’s time 5422
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Going to my first boiler room to get #Boiled #CoyoteBoneBroth 6191
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026doing paperwork for my new job 1543
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026saw a drawing of a sexy as fuck fat as fuck dragon with a giant belly on my discover timeline for half of a second and then it refreshed 617220
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026yeah man you can have the lane whenever 2272
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026me when theres a surprise coyote 5394
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026more japanese cigarettes, thank you @dumbass.gay 1140
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026finally.. a self help book for me 1486
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026ok but they have to add something else to do with steam points this is getting ridiculous 12511
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🌝 3280
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026especially in this area 110
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026rolled crazy rng on this frosted mini wheats pour. Pulled a frosted large wheat 7622
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this showed up on my timeline and it made me sad that 20 years later nothing has changed lol 0324
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026oughh Oughhhhh Oughh….. 5301
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026twitter 2 looking pretty promising 3262
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026being in such a niche industry sucks because you not only find out exactly who got the job you just fumbled, but it’s someone you know personally that’s really nice. every time this happens im staring at the “I’m happy to share that I’m starting my new position at _____!” post like this meme 3331
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i think i'm starting to get the hang of vholume... #4/37,626 global 😁😁😁 5444
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026people love to celebrate whenever another state passes a law requiring companies to list their pay for job listings but every job here for years has just been doing this shit lmao 3240
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 26/08/20261047 games announced they’re ending development and i feel bad for everyone that has been working so hard on those games because imagine all your work and your game’s image being ruined by your CEO thinking it’s a great idea to go on stage with a MAGA parody hat and shit on other games 24312
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i should buy attachments for my CZ 120
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i have a name you assholes 2637
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026im scared 4437
coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026strikes a pose 0420