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desert goblin digs a hole. ABQ. he/they

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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had a lot of fun with this one campdarkmoon.substack.com/p/feeling-br...
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what do you mean we're getting a hurricane this is new mexico
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trying to make something like Eowyn's mystery soup from Lord of the rings but it's still too colorful and appealing to match the movie
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so excited for AI to die
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
joining your minecraft world to build a data center next to your house
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm posting little stories on substack about mud and dirt. You should read them if you're interested in that kind of thing. substack.com/@campdarkmoon
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one fist sized onion or two palm sized onions
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Get bricky with it!!
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
eating a taco @ taco bell
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
haven't heard much about how all the world cup tourists are doing after eating american food for a month
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want a good reason to learn esperanto. is there a new county I can move to if I learn
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
haha, yes, "dem bones" 😅 are gonna walk around... but! ...does god speak to them 🤔
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love you man you're my heckin doggo
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hello
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
is anybody on this thing
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think I've heard enough classic rock
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
car headlights didn't used to be like this. bright ass.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
gen z memes don't last long enough what do you mean 67 is already over
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I didn't know having a car painted costs a few thousand dollars???
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
we need to kill AI with hammers
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I got a 2014 car and I love it because: - it starts by turning a key - the e-brake is an actual lever I can pull - no touch screen console. it's all buttons. - it has a CD player!!!
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
this is like our relationship with AI except the countries are switched
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
exploring this massive and illegally built cow corral that actually gets used sometimes I think
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when the toilet seat is still warm 🥰
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Lemondrop 👉 YOUMA? @lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline. 

Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. “THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT”
Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: “Bloodless Quant, please help! I can’t afford to feed my family!”
Panel 3: BQ replies, “That’s ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high”
Panel 4: The woman says “But groceries are—“ but BQ cheerfully interjects, “You shouldn’t make statements if you don’t have economic literacy!” 
Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying “Here’s a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded”
Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, “What are we having for dinner tonight?” The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. “Chart,” she replies.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
a møøse once bit my sister
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
farting a little
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm bricked
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
me: *makes 65 dollars* me: "Hell yes. I love 65 dollars."
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if the president ends daylight savings time I fear that's probably the most notable thing he'll be remembered for in a few decades because all the other shit won't stand out from other presidents' villainous shit
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the nice thing about the diarrhea disease is we don't have to cooperate to overcome it like we did for covid. we don't have to beg people to have sympathy for each other.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
imagine being a girl and your head gets stuck in the dryer and the only way to get out is for your stepbrother to jerk off on your bare feet. that would be so scary.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
here's some word forms that get overlooked more 🫴 less most 🫴 lorst much 🫴 ulche use these every day
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
are raw vegetables the new raw meat
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm making amends if anyone wants any fresh amends
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
got a little taste of the new surveillance shit that's happening nowadays. turns out it's because my phone thought I was in Texas where this IS a thing (and it disappeared when I turned my location on) but damn what a concept. I think I just wouldn't use social media anymore if this was required.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
a guy (very seriously) told me to be careful of quicksand today
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't stand most philosophers because they speak in riddles and make a simple concept really difficult to interpret. this paragraph pisses me off. (Hobbes)
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
fuck 4th of july fuck the empire fuck fireworks we're making bricks
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard please. no hot dog please.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
just wore this to walmart
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pee the poople
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
what's up man what's cracker lacking
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/07/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You're having a baby? I'm making bricks. You're contributing to your 401K? I'm making bricks. You're going to college? I'm making bricks. You're putting a down payment on a house? I'm making bricks.
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
rubbing coffee on my face to wake it the damn up
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bones @coyotebones.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
where did all the jobs go. it used to be so easy to find a job.
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