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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 21h

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to SHARE MY SPOOKY SECRET RECIPE for TÉ DE SANGRE INGREDIENTS: one BITTEN TONGUE from a BALL PLAYING INCIDENT one BOWL OF WATER INSTRUCTIONS: DRINK SOME WATER. During this process it will MAGICALLY TRANSFORM Es MUY DELICIOSO #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a blue carpet, smiling at the camera with her head tilted to the side and her tongue lolling out. There a bowl of water in front of her in between her legs. The water is light pink

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I know this SPECTACULAR PICTURE is not of MY BEAUTIFUL SELF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN said I HAD TO POST IT and that I MUST TAG @seananmcguire.bsky.social IN THE POST because of MANTIS REASONS IT IS NOT MY FAULT because I WAS BRIBED WITH A GREENIE #mantis #prayingmantis

A green and light brown mantis inside a brown paper Petco bag, you can only see its front half because the rear is hidden by the bag handle. It is clinging to the side of the bag near the top and peering up at the camera quizzically as if to say “Why am I DoorDashing? Shouldn’t I be doing more with my life?”

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and while THIS LOSER was STUDYING THE BLADE, I was STUDYING THE GLOCK #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #germanshepherd #gun #itsnotrealtho

A black German shepherd wearing a purple collar and looking cheerfully at the camera. She is holding a gun in her mouth and looks very pleased with her weapon

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that the SEASONAL DEFLUFFENING IS WELL IN PROGRESS and it has already been a PLENTIFUL HARVEST #dogsofbsky #coyoteface #germanshepherd

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on her side. She has one paw curled up slightly and her head is turned, looking up at the camera, almost like she is about to roll over for a belly scratch. Her eyes are big and her expression is goofy. She has a large fist-sized clump of undercoat sitting on her side, and it stands out against her black fur since it’s a light grey/tan/cream color

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and when my FAVORITEST HUMAN and the WEATHER are both DOING WELL we go on MIDNIGHT WALKIES where NOBODY IS AROUND except for NOCTURNAL CREATURES, I tried to BEFRIEND A NOCTURNAL CREATURE last night but I was sadly UNSUCCESSFUL and it SCUTTLED AWAY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan legs trotting in the darkness, illuminated by a running light. She is on a long leash and her ears are swiveled backwards slightly in case her favoritest human says anything

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes when I feel IGNORED AND/OR SLIGHTED by LACK OF LOVE AND KISSES, I will GET ON THE BED and AIM MY ASS END directly towards my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a GENTLE YET THREATENING MANNER #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd lying on a bed. Her butt is closest to the camera, with her head near the bottom corner of the mattress. She is shedding and you can see the loose undercoat working its way out of her fur

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have been MISSING IN ACTION because my FAVORITEST HUMAN has been LOWKEY HOPING FOR DEATH (due to PERVASIVE TUMMY TROUBLES) and that kind of KEPT ME BUSY. You will FORGIVE ME IMMEDIATELY though because LOOK AT HOW CUTE I WAS AS A BABY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A small black German shepherd puppy with tan feet lying in the grass, there is someone’s foot right in front of her. One of her paws is resting on top of the person’s shoe and their shoelace is in her mouth

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and as it turns out my FAVORITEST HUMAN is a FORTUNE TELLER (he BORROWED MY ACCOUNT for this lowkey CASSANDRA MOMENT)

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and ENJOY MY EXTREMELY HONEST RATINGS OF ME: Looks: 1000/10 Creativity: 1000000/10 Humor: [INFINITY SYMBOL]/10 Mental health: YES Empathy: A LOT BUT ONLY FOR MY FAVORITEST HUMAN Patience: NO Social skills: I AM VERY WELCOME AT PARTIES Memory: I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and TODAY I learned that if you BARK FACTS ON THE INTERNET then SOME PEOPLE get SUPER REALLY OFFENDED FOR SOME REASON and call you A PIECE OF SHIT but SURPRISE, I’m a DOG whose BESTIE LOVES SNACKING ON POOPS so I guess I must be PRETTY DELICIOUS #thxforthecomplimentkathy

Pic of a bsky comment and response which say:

Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social
Colds are caused by viruses, Kathy

mskathleenquinn.bsky.social @mskathleenquinn.bsky.social
What a piece of shit you are. I’m sorry you clog up space like this.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and LOOK AT the BEAUTIFUL ART made by @jennytulls.northsky.social which my FAVORITEST HUMAN LOVINGLY PLACED in his WALLET

A Dalmatian print wallet with the clear drivers license pocket facing the camera. Instead of a license, there is a wallet sized picture of Cuck Chair Goofy, which was drawn by @jennytulls.northsky.social who is linked in the post

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and all I have to say is THERE IS NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE between SICK AND COOL STICKS and some GIANT METAL LETTERS, I am SURE that I could have RIPPED THEM OFF THE BUILDING in approximately THIRTY MINUTES (that allows for VICTORY LAP TIME) #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A still from a video, a black German shepherd with tan feet is caught mid-bark, with mouth wide open, her teeth bared, and her eyes squinted

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and if you are wondering why I look like I drank some HOT DEPRESSO it is because I just watched my FAVORITEST HUMAN sit in front of me and SAND HIS FOOT with MY DREMEL, I am both HORRIFIED and DISGUSTED P.S. NO he did not let me LICK HIS FOOT DUST #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she is lying on the floor with her chin on a cream patterned rug and gazing off into the distance. She is patiently waiting to go to bed

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I asked my FAVORITEST HUMAN if I could get this TATTOOED ON MY BELLY but he is a HUGE BUZZKILL and said ABSOLUTELY NOT. This is UNFAIR, if my AUNT could have a SICK AND COOL TATTOO then WHY NOT ME? I am FORLORN and FILLED WITH INDIGNANCE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd who is lying in bed, flat on her side. She is staring forlornly into the distance

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is my BIRTHDAY, I got an ENTIRE CUPCAKE and also some SICK AND COOL PRESENTS, including an INCREDIBLY GAY HIGHLAND COW that is both SQUEAKY and CRINKLY and which I already TREASURE BEYOND REASON #coyoteface #dogsofbluesky #happybirthday

A black German shepherd with tan legs laying down in a sphinx-like position with a blue-and-orange Nerf football between her front feet. To her right are two neon-green frisbees. She has a stuffed Highland cow to her left, it has rainbow colored horns and feet and is wearing a rainbow bandana. There is a little bag of treats at the cow’s feet and Coyote Face looks pleased by her birthday haul.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to share my COZY CORNER with all of my BSKY PALS, I would POST MORE OFTEN but my FAVORITEST HUMAN claims he has to “WORK” and “STUDY”, however I am PRETTY SURE is just PLAYING ON THE COMPUTER and IGNORING MY POSTING NEEDS #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan legs, wearing a purple collar, lounging atop a dog bed with a dog-patterned blanket on it. Right behind her is a giant Dalmatian stuffed toy that looks to be about the same size as she is.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and one BAD THING about moving is I DESTROYED MY OLD FÚTBOL in a TINY FIT OF FRUSTRATION brought about by LACK OF WALKIES, but then my FAVORITEST HUMAN purchased a BRAND NEW ONE and it is EVEN NICER than the old one, VIVA ESPAÑA! #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet running through grass with a red-and-yellow soccer ball that has a Spanish flag on it in her mouth

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today I will talk about MOVING. It is NOT VERY FUN because there was MORE CRATE TIME and my FAVORITEST HUMAN has been ALL OUT OF SORTS. On the PLUS SIDE we did get DELICIOUS PIZZA one night and I got a LIL PIECE OF CRUST for being a GOOD DOG #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A German shepherd lying on a dog bed, looking away from the camera with a ball barely visible in her mouth. There is a Domino’s pizza box next to her, and she is studiously ignoring it

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today I will discuss my MINOR SURGERY where they stole MY TEETH AND FLESH. My FAVORITEST HUMAN has pointed out that the STOLEN TEETH occurred due to ROCK BITING but they also took my LOVELY LADY LUMPS that were FILLED WITH CYST CHEESE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A closeup of a black German shepherd’s face with a hand holding her lips up showing that she is missing one of her top front teeth. Her nose looks huge and her remaining teeth are very large and shiny

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Governor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

As many in the trans community face growing challenges and uncertainty, Maryland remains committed to dignity, safety, and belonging for all. As long as I am governor, Maryland will be a safe haven for our trans community.

Celebratory graphic for Transgender Day of Visibility with a transgender pride flag at the top. Below, the text reads "Celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility." The seal of the state of Maryland and the text "Moore-Miller Administration" are at the bottom. The background is gradient blue.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have been VERY QUIET RECENTLY because I have been doing IMPORTANT STUFF like having MINOR SURGERY and also MOVING. Since my CHARACTER COUNT IS CRUELLY LIMITED by the BSKY OVERLORDS, I will be TELLING MY TALE across SEVERAL POSTS so STAY TUNED #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I like to share good alt text and this. This is some goooooood alt text. Read it, I’ll wait. Here’s a lil teaser for you: “…looking at JD Vance's lap with a gaze saying he can fellate better than Erika Kirk”, this is delicious, delicious alt text, thank you Ken

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this TALENTED and INTUITIVE ARTIST has figured out that I am a CRYPTID in the shape of a GORGEOUSLY BEAUTIFUL GERMAN SHEPHERD LADY but that is OKAY because I am PROUD OF MY CRYPTID STATUS, now I am OFF TO ADMIRE MYSELF IN SKETCHBOOK FORM #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #art

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and LOOK AT THIS SICK AND COOL PORTRAIT that a VERY TALENTED AND BEAUTIFUL LADY made of YOURS TRULY!!!!! It is such a LOVELY AND WONDERFUL AND AMAZING PICTURE and both ME and my FAVORITEST HUMAN LOVE IT SO MUCH that we are SHRIEKING WITH GLEE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #art

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

*frantically taking screenshots from this article to send to all my queer friends*

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my FAVORITEST HUMAN told me NO BABYDOG YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH and that news was SO DEVASTATING that I had to THROW MYSELF TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR and FLAIL DRAMATICALLY to show my UTTER DESPAIR #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her back on grey and white marble-look kitchen tile. She is flailing her front paws around with one paw reaching out towards the camera, her mouth is partially open, and she has a wild look in her eye.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN just said OH MY FUCKING GOD IF ONE MORE PERSON DOESN’T USE ALT TEXT CORRECTLY I’M GOING TO THROW THIS COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW so if I SUDDENLY STOP POSTING you know WHO TO BLAME (the people with the UNINFORMATIVE ALT TEXT) #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the faces of a golden retriever and a black German shepherd who are holding onto the same ball, each has half of the ball in their mouth and their noses are smushed together. They both seem resigned to the situation

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

DC-area peeps, if you didn’t know that measles had popped up in the area, now you do Reminder you can buy N-95 masks at most hardware stores! I like the 3M Aura but everyone has their own preference Stay safe, y’all

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If you need SOMETHING ARTY then you should CHECK THIS OUT, look at that STELLAR WORK, 10/10

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Hint for white ppl, if someone says something racist (even if it’s real dogwhistley), you are legally allowed to immediately say “what the ACTUAL FUCK, you are FUCKED UP, that was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE, what kind of VILE person are you??? I am DISGUSTED” And you should. Call ‘em out

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and if you made a really SICK AND COOL POST and I did not HEART THAT THING please know that for SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON my touchpad is GLITCHY, my FAVORITEST HUMAN said “IT IS OLD” but I think maybe it’s because they SPILLED HOT CHOCCIES ON IT #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

Closeup on the face of a black German shepherd wearing a purple collar. She is lying down and her head is twisted so she is looking at the camera with one eye. Her lips are pulled back from her teeth, but not aggressively, and she looks crazed

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

LISTEN TO KEN because he is VERY SMART and he left this TRULY EXCELLENT COMMENT that made me feel GREAT ABOUT BEING A DOG and also KIND OF HUNGRY FOR DROPPED FOOD

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and recently I had a CYST EXPLODE and it left GROSS EASY CHEESE-ESQE GUNK in my LUSCIOUS FUR but WORRY NOT, I made my FAVORITEST HUMAN CLEAN THAT SHIT UP because MY TONGUE HAS STANDARDS and I refuse to EAT CYST CHEESE #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a bed snuggled up to a human, you can only see part of their arm. The shepherd’s eyes are closed and she’s resting her nose on the human’s shoulder

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is a SNOW FROLIC DAY so I delayed MORNING PEE TIME by like TWO WHOLE HOURS since I was too busy ROMPING THROUGH THE SNOW. My FAVORITEST HUMAN had to SHOVE ME OUTSIDE ALONE BRIEFLY which was CRUEL but it WORKED and now my BLADDER IS EMPTY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet frolicking through deep snow. She is reared up on her hind legs since she’s mid-leap, and she has an orange ball in her mouth. She looks surprisingly serious

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my SECOND FAVORITEST HUMAN doordashed TWO SEWING SUPPLY TINS FULL OF COOKIES and a WHOLE BAG OF MIXED HERSHEY’S MINI BARS so I guess the answer in this house is BUTTER COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE P.S. I got to EAT A COOKIE, it was DELISH #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

High quality chickens, high quality alt text, 10/10

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have actually requested EXTRA VACCINES in order to INCREASE MY PAWTISM and also because the vet tech gives me DELICIOUS POST-SHOT SNACKIES #coyoteface

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today on my NIGHTTIME WALKIES I found a TRASH KITTEN, you have NO IDEA of how EXHILARATED I AM, now I have to convince my FAVORITEST HUMAN to pull out the LIVE TRAP and CAPTURE ME SOME LOVE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky #kitten #trashkittensaresuperiortotrashpandas

A blurry photo, taken at nighttime, of a small grey (I think) kitten crouched beside a trash bag, chewing on something

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If the image you’re posting is important enough that you think it needs to get seen, if it’s news that impacts people, if it’s something that needs visibility, needs as many people to know about it as possible…USE ALT TEXT. People with disabilities that affect vision deserve to know this shit too

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, who is lying in green grass in a Sphinx-like position. Her tongue is lolling out because she just finished playing ball, and she has a bit of grass stuck to the tip of it

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes I see my human GLANCE BRIEFLY IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION and I get so OVERWHELMED BY LOVE that I have to CRUSH THEM with my GIANT FLUFFY BODY #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A top-down closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she is lying in someone’s lap who is covered with a blanket. You can only see her head and front feet, she has her head down with her chin resting on the blanket. She is looking up at the camera with big eyes

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

This is some very good alt text but also, just a good post that everyone should read.

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I have to go into the BATHROOM for TEETH BRUSHIES now when the BRUSHING EXPERIENCE should COME TO ME P.S. REVENGE IS MINE, I’ve put my FUZZY ASS DIRECTLY on my FAVORITEST HUMAN’S PILLOW P.P.S. LMAO enjoy the PINKEYE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet who is wearing a purple collar. She is lying on a grey bath mat and has her head resting on the ground. She looks a little depressed

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my LOVELY FACE and GIANT PAWS after I got ACCIDENTALLY COVERED BY A BLANKET BRIEFLY and it made me TURN INTO A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE PLAY MONSTER for approximately THREE MINUTES, doing that always makes me A LIL BIT SLEEPY #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her side perpendicular to someone’s leg, which is under a blanket. She has her head resting on their foot and her paws, which are crossed, resting on their shin. Her ears are slicked back and she looks groggy. Her paws look comically large because they’re so close to the camera

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a dog bed which is tucked into a corner, where her pen used to be. There is a red pillow resting on the bed behind her, and a water bowl’s on a stand next to the dog bed. She is curled into a c, with her chin on the bed next to her hind paw, and she is staring intently at the camera. At you specifically

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Me and all my homies love alt text

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan paws lying on a bed, you can see blankets and pillows behind her. She has a chewed-up water bottle between her front paws and is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression on her face

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS #coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet trotting on grass with a medium-sized stick in her mouth. The stick is shoved so far back in her mouth that she’s holding onto it with her molars and it makes it look like she’s smiling. She has a mischievous look on her face

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Another good example of alt text. Has all the words. No further comments 8/10 (I admit I took points away for a bad reason: because I can never un-know the orange jello thing now)

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