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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 15h

AMAZING yes we will be CRIMINALS TOGETHER and YOU ARE RIGHT we should probably HIDE THE EVIDENCE which thus far I HAVE NOT BOTHERED TO DO

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 17h

I love Meatball. He obviously took some online service dog classes just to learn how to carefully pick up plates and then used that knowledge for crime

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 17h

SOMETIMES one must FILL THEIR OWN FOOD BOWL (you just UNSCREW THE VITTLES VAULT and then STICK YOUR HEAD IN, what is a VITTLES VAULT but a GIANT FOOD BOWL WITH A TRICKY LID??)

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Can’t believe they didn’t say Tex-son and Flori-daughter but ok

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

CAREFUL IS A WORD I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OR ACKNOWLEDGE Also IT DID NOT REALLY HURT it was just KINDA DRAMATIC

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

1, Yikes on threatening to attack the public defender (let me know if he winds up representing himself that would be great. not great for the public defender tho what with the attacking and all) 2, I will place Coyote Face in a large box and attempt to mail her first thing tomorrow. No guarantees

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This made me miss my mom 😢 She loved Reefer Madness. She tried to go see it in a theater once but someone lost one of their contacts and the whole group had to go home

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Wow you have good taste in movies. I like all the ones you’ve chosen that I’ve seen. I should watch the other ones but not Kill Bill because I can’t stand the sound of swordfighting and I feel like there’s a lot of that?

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to SHARE MY SPOOKY SECRET RECIPE for TÉ DE SANGRE INGREDIENTS: one BITTEN TONGUE from a BALL PLAYING INCIDENT one BOWL OF WATER INSTRUCTIONS: DRINK SOME WATER. During this process it will MAGICALLY TRANSFORM Es MUY DELICIOSO #coyoteface #dogsofbsky

A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a blue carpet, smiling at the camera with her head tilted to the side and her tongue lolling out. There a bowl of water in front of her in between her legs. The water is light pink

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

DAMN I KNOW THEM FEELS POETRY IS BEAUTIFUL

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

1. Not all blind ppl lack vision 2. Not all visually impaired ppl are legally blind 3. Some ppl w/ visual processing difficulties need alt text to parse images 4. If it’s an image of text, some ppl need black text on white background, high contrast, certain typefaces, etc to be able to read Etc! :)

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aw you missed out with Goosebumps, they were more fun than spooky I also started reading adult books very young (I was hyperlexic and reading at college level in second grade) but I’ve never stopped reading kids’ books. In fact one of the books I’m reading now is a Beverly Cleary book lol

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Pffft I read those AND Goosebumps AND Trixie Belden AND Interstellar Pig (that one was a single book tho not a series but you should really read it, 3rd grade me found it spectacular), you clearly had a “life” outside of reading and competition swimming, pathetic

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

AMAZING I do not know Lyra but I CAN TELL SHE NEEDS A COOKIE OR FIVE (that number is IN HONOR OF THE ANNIVERSARY)

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ok so this is the admission that I am shocked by You didn’t even read the one with the ventriloquist’s dummy??? You missed out on so much

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just kidding, I love drugs. Here‘s my submission

A badly drawn mystery thing. It’s round green circle with black overlapping eyeballs that have thin white slitted pupils perched on the very top and a tiny smile underneath the eyeballs. There is darker green shading on its belly. It’s kind of a half jelly donut, half frog situation. It does look very pleased to meet you

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

“a fat snort of drugs” is what my DARE officer said the dealers would offer us to trick us into the path of addiction and I am sure this mystery horse prompt is the same kind of thing, no thanks, I signed my DARE pledge and I MEANT IT, ok????

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*furiously writing a letter to my old swim coach, Chip, to suggest that he have a child and name it “Ahoy”*

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

OH BOY I KNOW MARSTEN he is a BLAST AT PARTIES and is VERY GOOD at FUN PARTY TRICKS like JUGGLING and DROWNING THE ÜBER-WEALTHY

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I came into the comments to see if anyone had mentioned this lmao, I can tell that you are a person of taste and discernment

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Scalded raw milk, healthy and perfect for yogurt-making” I’d also sell yogurt makers alongside pamphlets outlining how Big Yogurt is trying to make everyone unhealthy with additives and processing

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap* BUDDY YOU’RE A LAMB MAKE A BIG BLEAT PLAYIN’ IN THE FIELD GONNA BE A BIG RAM SOMEDAY YOU GOT WOOL ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE WAVIN’ YOUR FLEECE ALL OVER THE PLACE SINGIN’ WE WILL WE WILL SHEAR YOU SING IT!!!!

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’d be freaked out about the state of my oil pan every time I heard it scrape, personally

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My FAVORITEST HUMAN says that he CANNOT WAIT to see MORE OF YOUR BEAVER He also MUTTERED SOMETHING about this being VERY APPRECIATED in CERTAIN PARTS OF PENNSYLVANIA but I have ZERO CLUE WHAT THAT’S ABOUT

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

IMPULSE CONTROL IS IMPORTANT You deserve FIVE GREENIES

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Look, she put herself out there like that so that’s all I’m saying. She chose that whole situation

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m so lucky honestly. I don’t know what I would have done if the rabbit hadn’t been there

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I saw him eat a whole rabbit once. It was still alive. And a Flemish Giant. I ran away before he could see me

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WORRY NOT because my FAVORITEST HUMAN GENTLY SCOOPED THAT BEAUTIFUL CREATURE OUT OF THE BAG and then CAREFULLY DEPOSITED IT in a MORE APPROPRIATE LOCATION

A slightly blurry photo of a green and brown mantis clinging to the side of a concrete step, it’s hard to see him because he is blending into the background a bit. On the ground underneath are ground cover plants of some kind and little mushrooms. It is the area next to the bushes in our yard where there are lots of snacks for a mantis to eat

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I know this SPECTACULAR PICTURE is not of MY BEAUTIFUL SELF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN said I HAD TO POST IT and that I MUST TAG @seananmcguire.bsky.social IN THE POST because of MANTIS REASONS IT IS NOT MY FAULT because I WAS BRIBED WITH A GREENIE #mantis #prayingmantis

A green and light brown mantis inside a brown paper Petco bag, you can only see its front half because the rear is hidden by the bag handle. It is clinging to the side of the bag near the top and peering up at the camera quizzically as if to say “Why am I DoorDashing? Shouldn’t I be doing more with my life?”

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

People need to start feeling sorry for past me and give me little bsky heart likes so I can feel better about lacking a pillow pet Did they make dragon pillow pets? I’d have wanted one where I could shriek “DRAGON ATTACK” and then hit someone with it. Dragons really jazz up pillow fights IMO

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was too poor to have a pillow pet at the time when pillow pets were really a thing so I was denied the simple joys of a pillow that is also a pet

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s a stuffed animal AND a pillow. It’s a double threat

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A local crow brought Meatball a gift. The only answer

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hope you get some clarity soon, this sounds frustrating and anxiety-provoking. Let me know if you need to borrow Coyote Face for threatening and/or biting purposes

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I LOVE CATS THEY ARE ALL MY PRECIOUS BABIES You should TRY MAKING FRIENDS with a KITTEN OR TWO and SEE HOW YOU FEEL THEN

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I KNOW RIGHT??? Sometimes my FAVORITEST HUMAN is like NO BABYDOG DO NOT GO INTO THE TREES YOU ARE BEING NAUGHTY but how could that be a NAUGHTY THING when I am SIMPLY TRYING TO BEFRIEND A CAT?

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

AMAZING then I would BURP IN YOUR FACE so you would KNOW I ENJOYED THAT EGG

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Coyote Face snaps yellow jackets in half. I hate that she does that

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It just looks like a chaotic mess of colors to me, I can’t ever visually parse shit like this. It’s ugly, it’s unreadable, they’re going to get less people to attend whatever the fuck this is because they’ll see it and in a microsecond think “I‘m not spending my time reading that nightmare”

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would ONE HUNDRED PERCENT use my GIANT FLUFFY BODY as a SICK AND COOL DISTRACTION while my GIANT TOOTHY HEAD sneaks in and SNATCHES THAT EGG

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sometimes my FAVORITEST HUMAN is like NOT RIGHT NOW BABYDOG I HAVE TO WORK but then he just SITS AT THE COMPUTER LIKE ALWAYS so I am PRETTY SURE that WORK IS A BIG FAT HUMAN LIE

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

CAUGHT IN THE ACT That has HAPPENED TO ME and the SECRET TRICK is to NOT CARE THAT YOU ARE BEING NAUGHTY

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They literally forced me to do it I didn’t even want to be there! And then we left early because my brother’s best friend got hit in the head with a baseball and had to be rushed to the hospital (true story, I thought he was dead initially)

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At first I thought you meant the Tomahawk Chop (I grew up in GA) and was like “I was but a child! And pressured into it by the adults who forced me to go to a baseball stadium!” But then I looked it up just in case and it seems like Baltimore Chop is a pitching thing so now I feel less concerned

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Coyote Face @coyote-face.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does this only go for the classic Father/Son/Holy Spirit trinity or all triple deities?

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