iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As an adult in the workforce I’ve come to realize that whenever a co-worker says “same stuff, different day” they mean: 1. I love my job 2. Please push me off the roof and I’ll share the insurance money with you

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

@nocontextrffs.bsky.social I’m just getting to the mailbag episode now, but I’m convinced they could do “2 old time football players and a Harry Potter character” because pudge heffelfinger sounds like a random-ass classmate at the school.

010

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social I don’t know who else to send this to, but I want to remind everyone that Minnesota still has the battle flag of a Virginia regiment from the civil war, and they won’t give it back based on the principle of “fuck you, we won.” They are still showing up today.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social listening to the pod now, but what if Jones is good solely because he spent six months with Kevin O’connell

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The mavericks should be mocked from now until eternity and now they are rewarded

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The nba’s draft system makes me think the nfl has it figured out.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Celtics down 0-2 AND Chicago gets the first American pope? Bad week for Boston.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I feel so badly for suns fans. Booker scores 39 tonight and reminds us all that he’s good. And unless they can work some black magic, he’s the only tradable piece this team has to fix itself. Just got to suck.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

@clairempls.bsky.social just checking to see if you’re still alive

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Oh man wasting that ten second…buccaneers what are you doing

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

As a bartender, Christmas on a Wednesday is absolute chaos. People work from home. People come home early in the week and stay thro the next weekend. There are enough days to see all of those friends and catch up. Everyone thinks the beers don’t count. Easily the most insane of the Christmas weeks.

010

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Leaving tabs open on your browser is the millennial equivalent of your dad keeping that piece of wood in the garage for years. I’m going to need that tab. For something. I don’t know what yet.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Today someone at the restaurant very proudly said they were going to be part of the class of 2030 and I’m going to go out back and die

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 267 7/9: Rarity: 246 🟩🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com @immaculategrid x @baseball_ref

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

I do love that my screen time analysis comes out on a Sunday, which is also the day I clearly am on my phone the most.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 253 8/9: Rarity: 328 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜️🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com @immaculategrid x @baseball_ref

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

I think I’m gonna retire from the grid. I might never do better than a 19. This is my Mona Lisa.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

@curtismharris.bsky.social i got q hundred today and I am shamed. Too many obvious names

010

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

@curtismharris.bsky.social i kept this under 100 and…damn how do you get under 20

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Somehow messed this up and not sure how

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

My 100% least favourite NBA thing - and sports thing generally - are the off-season NBA posts about “between these two teams WHO WOULD WIN?!?”

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

My walk thro Spokane today

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

CrossoverGrid #17 🏀 @CrossoverGrid 7 / 9: 🟩⬜️🟩 🟩⬜️🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Half the fun of the grid game is guessing players. The other half is when I finish and get to discover who ish smith actually played for.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 14/07/2023

CrossoverGrid #16 🏀 @CrossoverGrid 6 / 9: 🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩⬜️

100

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

My derby analysis: arozarena is a very fun baseball player

110

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Day two of cutting down my carb intake: I would commit unspeakable acts for a sandwich.

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

The Seattle mariners are so frustrating someone took the time to write an actual letter to the editor about them

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

In no way a lawyer, but it does seem very bad that Louisiana is citing the SCOTUS ruling on affirmative action as reason to gut the Voting Rights Act

000

Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

I don’t know what my first Bluesky comment should be, so here’s a picture of Frankfurt

130