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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

As an adult in the workforce I’ve come to realize that whenever a co-worker says “same stuff, different day” they mean: 1. I love my job 2. Please push me off the roof and I’ll share the insurance money with you

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Wasn’t there a debate over which CB Seattle should draft that year, Witherspoon or Gonzalez?

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

@nocontextrffs.bsky.social I’m just getting to the mailbag episode now, but I’m convinced they could do “2 old time football players and a Harry Potter character” because pudge heffelfinger sounds like a random-ass classmate at the school.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

That’s PRO-BOWLER Shedeur Sanders. Maybe he can teach this young coach a thing or two. Like when manning got Adam Gase hired because the jets thought he was the greatest offensive coordinator of all-time.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social I don’t know who else to send this to, but I want to remind everyone that Minnesota still has the battle flag of a Virginia regiment from the civil war, and they won’t give it back based on the principle of “fuck you, we won.” They are still showing up today.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The donk that goes thro the uprights is like finding a 4 leaf clover in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It is the best sign of good luck.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I can’t wait for everyone to talk themselves out of this by March.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

My bluesky feed is somehow a lot of political news and Vikings fans and the Vikings news is somehow more depressing than news about the downfall of America

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Oregon mafia and a Chicago pope, the scriptwriters have REALLY gone off the rails.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Third worst jet in New York history.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social listening to the pod now, but what if Jones is good solely because he spent six months with Kevin O’connell

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

The nba needs expansion just to keep the conferences fair. Send Minnesota or Memphis east (Altho the funniest thing possible would be sending New Orleans east, I would love that)

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Might shed a tear watching Adams and Durant have one last run together

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

The backup quarterback of other sports

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

As in they would win in six games or they would just play in a shocking six games?

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The mavericks should be mocked from now until eternity and now they are rewarded

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The nba’s draft system makes me think the nfl has it figured out.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Celtics down 0-2 AND Chicago gets the first American pope? Bad week for Boston.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Hakeem remains my player who was so incredible and awesome but somehow still is not given the credit he deserves.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I feel so badly for suns fans. Booker scores 39 tonight and reminds us all that he’s good. And unless they can work some black magic, he’s the only tradable piece this team has to fix itself. Just got to suck.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

We live in a simulation and the kid playing the game is going thro something

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The only mystery here is id he gave it a pass because “white holiday” or because “drinking holiday”

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

www.reddit.com/r/Cruise/com... There is so much about this post that gives me the ick

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Cruise-Like Living On Land

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The American university slander

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I don’t believe we all spent a week talking ourselves into the idea of them doing something. I feel dumb. We all knew this was the inevitable result.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Russ to dk Geno to Lockett

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

It’s like the people in charge assume the post-war US influence is just the way things are supposed to be and not the result of a lot of aid and effort

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Is cooper de Jean really the mvp right now?

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Between the marching bands and the scorebug it’s like we’re back at Super Bowl I

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

They will not stress that because how will they possibly represent both sides if they write that?

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I enjoy these questions not because I get to list my favourite moments with my dad. I enjoy them because it makes me think that I should look back at those moments and value them a lot more than I do in the day to day. My dad is still here, and it’s so damn easy to take that for granted.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I really can’t wait for the 2032 jeopardy question about “who was the third team in the Luka doncic trade?””

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

@clairempls.bsky.social just checking to see if you’re still alive

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Oh man wasting that ten second…buccaneers what are you doing

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I wanted to joke about how this is the Thursday night game of the nfl playoffs but these defenses might be too good for a Thursday night comparison.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

As a bartender, Christmas on a Wednesday is absolute chaos. People work from home. People come home early in the week and stay thro the next weekend. There are enough days to see all of those friends and catch up. Everyone thinks the beers don’t count. Easily the most insane of the Christmas weeks.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I had this convo today-I’d rather just get killed in the championship than lose by a couple of points. I need to know that nothing wouldve made a difference instead of wondering why I didn’t start Warren over swift.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I know there is a chance this is lebron’s last Christmas Day game and it’s been a showcase. I’ll miss him when he’s done.

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Abe @cousindampier.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Quite literally watching home alone while reading this and looking at the jacket that old man Marley wears throughout the show

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