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Courtney Cloudman ❤️

@courtneycloudman.com
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Hi! I'm a married mom of 2 in Wisconsin! Also a UX engineer. Citizen of the US, Canada, & the Sault Tribe of Chippewa Indians. Pronouns she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Usually posting at gts.cloudman.cloud/@courtney Opinions are my own, and possibly silly 🤪

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Victoria McIntosh @vmcntosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here we go. Such a sweet story. 💕
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Steam hit Dressmaker began because creator’s wife lost her hobby due to medical issue - Dexerto
The viral game Dressmaker has players turning virtual fabric into elaborate gowns, but the story behind its creation is even more wholesome.
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 30/09/2026
An orange sweatshirt feels appropriate for Orange Shirt Day
A selfie of me, wearing an orange Mackinac Island sweatshirt, looking at the camera
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 04/09/2026
I've never been west of Minneapolis and I grew up in upper Michigan. Not sure this thing is accurate at all 😆 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
The map generated from my answers to the dialog test, saying I talk like someone from, uh, Montana?
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Die Booth @diebooth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New devastating insult just dropped lol
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 06/08/2026
Twitter may be long gone, but I can still put a blue bird in your timeline 🐦
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 28/07/2026
We had a near-miss from a tornado today. We're all fine, and our house is seemingly undamaged - miraculously, though, as trees fell all over the place, including onto our porch. Hoping everyone in Menasha is OK; the city looks devastated. Might have been us too if it tracked one or two miles west 😬
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 16/07/2026
The sun, as I saw it driving through town 45 minutes ago. It's not supposed to look like that
a photo of a street intersection, pointed directly at the sun - a tiny red dot in the middle of the photo. The sky - and the surrounding air - are a very hazy, muddy grey
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 18/06/2026
So many birbs! 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐦
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Don't treat your life like an rpg where you end up with 99 elixirs at the final boss which you never use
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 17/06/2026
Software engineers who embrace AI keep talking about "efficiency" and "the future" - but I'm pretty sure their real reason is that they hate writing CSS, and will do anything to get out of it 🙃
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 20/05/2026
first they're like "you run like a girl!" and then you transition and they're all "you run like a man!" like bro pick a lane
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
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The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 01/01/2026
I've relaunched my blog! With a shiny new coat of paint, and a new sense of purpose 😊 courtneycloudman.com/posts/a-blog...
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A Blog, Reimagined — Courtney Cloudman
A blog that, for the past 16 years, has been very on-and-off - mostly off - gets a rebuild and a rethink.
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 03/12/2025
I heartily recommend the Sennheiser Momentum 4 headphones I bought earlier this year. Not least because we're getting a new roof put in, and my spouse is like "you're gonna have a migraine from all that noise" - with the noise cancelling, I don't even notice 😆
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 28/07/2025
I enjoyed my trip across northern Michigan & northern Ontario this weekend. Pretty scenery, good company, and so, so many Canadian snacks brought back 🍁🛒😄
A photo of rocky islands amongst the north channel of Lake Huron, crossing the bridge from the mainland to an islandThe Mackinac Bridge, which I drove across a couple times on my way backSo many Canadian snacks - ketchup chips, Kraft peanut butter, Honeycomb cereal (the good kind, not the American kind), some gummies for the kids, Smarties and snack mix for me, and various cookies boxes you can't find in the US. All arranged in my kitchenA selfie of me in my car on the drive there, waiting for it to finish charging
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/05/2025
This is a really good breakdown of what happened last night with Republicans changing the budget bill to ban adult trans care in Medicaid. Send this to your friends and loved ones, now is the time for action!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
when one of my Bluesky posts gets 4 likes and no reposts
POLITICS
Fetterman in Alleged Meltdown: 'Why Does Everyone Hate Me?'
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 09/05/2025
Turns out, gender transition is a process where you evolve from a dork into a much hotter dork
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 08/05/2025
In honor of the very first FIB to be named Pope, the Popemobile will now be tuned for going 110mph down the left-hand shoulder of I-41 through Kenosha
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 05/05/2025
I had a lovely time with my Pennsylvania friends, attending the @wtyppod.bsky.social live show in Philadelphia last night! It was off the rails in the best way. It was neat to be sitting next to some of Liam's coworkers at Lutheran Settlement House. They're good people doing important work ☺️
A photo from last night's live show, with all three presenters underneath a slide of RFK entitled "RFK PUT US ALL ON A LIST"
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Christina Warren @filmgirl.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What Vox Media just did to the Polygon staff is one of the worst things I can remember in media. Selling to Valnet and laying off almost all of your staff so the site can go to content farming clickbaiters. Fuck all of that so, so hard.
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 31/03/2025
I don't necessarily *want* to be visible, even on #TransDayOfVisibility. I'd much rather find a cozy little spot to enjoy the day. Sadly, I know that keeping trans people hidden is exactly what they want. I'm in no mood to oblige. So, hi! I'm Courtney, I'm trans, and you're not going to erase me 🏳️‍⚧️
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 29/01/2025
Kind of tempted to rename my WiFi network "You Are On Native LAN" 😆
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 28/01/2025
Politics have got me down today, but little Rayne is too happy to be sad around 🥺
A photo of our puppy Rayne, a golden retriever, smiling at the camera
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 10/01/2025
The best thing about Bluesky is that most of the cool people are here now, which made deleting my Threads account real easy 😄 Now if only it could replace Instagram too...
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 23/12/2024
✋ Believing in god because faith or whatever 👉 Believing in god because my life is ridiculous, and the only plausible explanation is that He is fucking with me
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 03/12/2024
"Tesla is so cool! Why can't the Detroit automakers make cars like this?" Because Detroit is next to Canada, which means they understand how winter works 🌨️
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 26/11/2024
The algorithm’s totally sized me up as a basic bitch millennial - at this point, it only suggests to me Taylor Tomlinson clips. I'm not complaining, mind you
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/11/2024
"A male coworker had said something unhinged in a meeting, and I needed to debrief with the other female coworker who was in the meeting."
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Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
“House Speaker Mike Johnson declared Wednesday that lawmakers and staff will have to use the restroom corresponding with their biological sex, a st...
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 21/11/2024
Welcome to your new four-year nightmare, America 🤪 (via stanzipotenza on Instagram) #uspol
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 20/11/2024
Logging into Twitter for the first time in years, just to see who, among those I used to follow, made it to BlueSky. It'd be nice to reconnect with old friends 😄
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Marrit @marrit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I never wanted to learn anything about Dr. Oz or WWE. I made it all this way. And now.
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Sami Gold @souljagoyshmulik.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Reminder of what you’re all missing out on Twitter
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 20/11/2024
Good quality headphones are machines that turn punk rock into hearing damage and I adore them 🩷
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Rads @rads.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
[arriving at my therapist’s office with new bangs] THERAPIST: *extremely long sigh*
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 18/11/2024
Somewhere between 5 and 6, depending on how lousy the lighting is
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 18/11/2024
I picked up Beastieball last night, and the game is bringing back those fond memories of playing Pokémon when I was a kid - in a way that Palworld never could. It's more grown up, but not in a toxic way. And Lena Raine's soundtrack is lovely! store.steampowered.com/app/1864950/...
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Save 10% on Beastieball on Steam
A turn-based volleyball RPG where you coach a sports team of Beasties! Your Beasties' relationships grow and change, unlocking new abilities and combo plays!
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Courtney Cloudman ❤️ @courtneycloudman.com · 17/11/2024
My spouse is usually the last person to know about certain things. Just a couple weeks ago, she asked me "what does 'woke' mean?" She just asked me what BlueSky is, so I have to assume that it has *really* taken off 🤣
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/11/2024
Every reactionary centrist after this election.
Fictitious headline of the New York Times by Pamela Paul titled "To Appease My Bigotry, We Must Sacrifice Trans People By Throwing Them Into a Volcano"
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