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Count Jackula

@countjackula.bsky.social
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I found my costume for this year.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And?
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Have a tiger. He is big, fluffy and will attack your enemies.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How dare you fuck up the green lantern oath for me too!!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I feel like the protagonist at the end of an arty, 70's sci-fi film.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sliding into your DMs like...
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Am I the only one on this site that unabashedly loved Sex & Death at Camp Miasma? Like no qualifiers or "Yeah but..." I think the movie is a bold, brazen look at the sexuality of slasher flicks. I will be taking no questions.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bitch, please. Most of the time it's the only answer.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Disco baby. Absolutely disco
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well that would mean there IS a God.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This movie was a trip!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Donkey Kong was TIFA the whole time?!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh look, the older you are the more partners you've had over your lifetime...It's like younger people haven't lived as long or something.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Going over the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves again. What made it work was that unlike the other DnD movie, it wasn't just a group of idiots, it was YOUR group of idiots. Like the kind of stupid hi-jinx your group would actually get up to.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cool story, Bro. 🙄
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Felt cute, might die later. Happy Midsommar!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Catbus is REAL!!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I really dug the Masters of the Universe movie. It felt like a live action Filmation cartoon. Which is what I wanted.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I always liked the idea that adult Starfire was low key horny, but a bit judgey in bed. And would critique them with a smile.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Hitler-in-the-bunker fucked" is now my favorite exclamation.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/lolth/
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cool story bro
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hahaha! 🤣
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Finally finished the DOOM PATROL show. Great ending for all the characters, but very melancholy. As it probably should be.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I KNEW Mark Zuckerberg was an android!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I always thought he was a reference to Gor Gor from GWAR.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Whatever you say MEME!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Watching The Crash on Netflix and I just hate everybody in this doc.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
... I assume this solution sounded good in the meeting.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We ate before you existed. We'll be fine.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just to give my 2 cents on the subject: It's fair to say that SOME influencers will be the stars of the future. But the idea that its reliably where they are going to come from the future is laughable. BUT: "It's HORSES!" is absolutely going to be slang.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I rest my case
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Comic deep cut. Whenever I see Trump, I think of Boss Smiley
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The main villain would be a Gran crime lord and his heavy would be a hot female sith.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Man I really want to do my Rey Skywalker as the blind swordsman story.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Dolphin farts
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This post by @frankconniff.bsky.social made me smile
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fuck yes we were! Those were the good old days.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Fuck the haters! You all need to see this movie!
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Not what I was expecting from the title TINA & TWINK
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This cartoon by @viceandviolence.bsky.social is full of things pertinent to me as an individual. You should all join their patreon www.patreon.com/cw/rapscalli...
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is what *I* see every time and it kinda pisses me off.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think this gator has found the secret of life.
An alligator on top of an alligator pool toy floating in a pool.
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I totally would have fallen for this. It's important to know yourself. @oglaf.bsky.social
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Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I need a pick me up, so here's a vampire chick with a boob job.
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