Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Have a tiger. He is big, fluffy and will attack your enemies. 000
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How dare you fuck up the green lantern oath for me too!! 2150
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I feel like the protagonist at the end of an arty, 70's sci-fi film. 3160
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Am I the only one on this site that unabashedly loved Sex & Death at Camp Miasma? Like no qualifiers or "Yeah but..." I think the movie is a bold, brazen look at the sexuality of slasher flicks. I will be taking no questions. 4153
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Bitch, please. Most of the time it's the only answer. 1111
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oh look, the older you are the more partners you've had over your lifetime...It's like younger people haven't lived as long or something. 194
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Going over the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves again. What made it work was that unlike the other DnD movie, it wasn't just a group of idiots, it was YOUR group of idiots. Like the kind of stupid hi-jinx your group would actually get up to. 271
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Felt cute, might die later. Happy Midsommar! 1110
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I really dug the Masters of the Universe movie. It felt like a live action Filmation cartoon. Which is what I wanted. 1161
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I always liked the idea that adult Starfire was low key horny, but a bit judgey in bed. And would critique them with a smile. 070
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Hitler-in-the-bunker fucked" is now my favorite exclamation. 291
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Finally finished the DOOM PATROL show. Great ending for all the characters, but very melancholy. As it probably should be. 1101
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I always thought he was a reference to Gor Gor from GWAR. 050
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Watching The Crash on Netflix and I just hate everybody in this doc. 140
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 14/05/2026... I assume this solution sounded good in the meeting. 2205
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Just to give my 2 cents on the subject: It's fair to say that SOME influencers will be the stars of the future. But the idea that its reliably where they are going to come from the future is laughable. BUT: "It's HORSES!" is absolutely going to be slang. 150
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Comic deep cut. Whenever I see Trump, I think of Boss Smiley 041
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The main villain would be a Gran crime lord and his heavy would be a hot female sith. 160
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Man I really want to do my Rey Skywalker as the blind swordsman story. 160
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This post by @frankconniff.bsky.social made me smile 060
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Fuck yes we were! Those were the good old days. 171
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Fuck the haters! You all need to see this movie! 2142
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Not what I was expecting from the title TINA & TWINK 051
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This cartoon by @viceandviolence.bsky.social is full of things pertinent to me as an individual. You should all join their patreon www.patreon.com/cw/rapscalli... 152
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This is what *I* see every time and it kinda pisses me off. 050
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I think this gator has found the secret of life. 24417
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I totally would have fallen for this. It's important to know yourself. @oglaf.bsky.social 140
Count Jackula @countjackula.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I need a pick me up, so here's a vampire chick with a boob job. 360