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Countess Alice

@countessalice.bsky.social
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Sovreigness from the Void Beyond the Stars 🇳🇿🇺🇲, 30s, 🔞. PFP and Banner by the talented @nushdeco.bsky.social

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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thank you @nushdeco.bsky.social for such an amazing piece!!! Your are an incredibly remarkable artist and I am so glad to have found you to make this! Also thank you for making the first full piece of art I commissioned so memorable!
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𝖓𝖚𝖘𝖍 🫜 @nushdeco.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Comm for @countessalice.bsky.social !! This was so much fun to make, thanks Alice!! 💜🫜🫜
Woman in front of stained glass window
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𝖓𝖚𝖘𝖍 🫜 @nushdeco.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Comm wip for @countessalice.bsky.social !!
Woman standing holding goblet in front of stained glass
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Just spent a large chuck of my first paycheck on lesbian monster smut >.< I have self control I promise
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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a cat is laying down in a dark room
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EngineTrap @enginetrap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At the insistence of all my close friends, and for my own peace of mind I've made a go fund me for my gender affirming surgery. This is not urgent!! Tho it would help my life a lot. Any small donation goes a long way, please only help out if you're in a position to. thank u 🥺 gofund.me/6a56af808
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Check out their art!!! Its so good!!!
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Does this mean I survive??
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Protip for the TransFems: Need help reaching your voice training goals? Use a Magic Wand to bust through the proverbial ceiling.
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beeef14 @bearfucker.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
fuck yea kids
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
OF NOTE: they're basing this on *Box Office* sales, not iTunes or Amazon sales. streaming sales don't count towards box office. if you want them to maximize the payouts you need to see this in a theater
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FurryEnds @furryends.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
taking a bath at the hotel room
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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It’s sad that the discussion around pornography is always framed as “it’s potentially harmful.” It’s also potentially healthy? What did you learn about yourself, your body, your gender, your preferences, your boundaries and your self expression through the smut you consume?
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The Witch of Art @thewitchofart.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
1/5 #deltarune
In the top panel, it shows Noelle remembering the heart.
In the bottom panel, it shows Noelle asking and looking at Kris "Hey... Kris really is dead, huh?"
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Shiro Sylvie 🌈💖 @shiromisa.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Some people just seem to want to eliminate all potential sources of discomfort, no matter how small or innocuous, from their lives. Fiction allows you to model experiencing big emotions in a safe controlled setting, and I just don't think any good comes of avoiding that to this degree
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.
Generative Al is being marketed as a tool designed to reduce or eliminate the need for developed, cognitive skillsets. It uses the work of others to simulate human output, except that it lacks grasp of nuance, contains grievous errors, and ultimately serves the goal of human beings being neurologically weaker due to the promise of the machine being better equipped than the humans using it would ever exert the effort to be.

The people that use generative Al for art have no interest in being an artist; they simply want product to consume and forget about when the next piece of product goes by their eyes. The people that use generative Al to make music have no interest in being a musician; they simply want a machine to make them something to listen to until they get bored and want the machine to make some other disposable slop for them to pass the time with.

The people that use generative Al to write things for them have no interest in writing. The people that use generative Al to find factoids have no interest in actual facts. The people that use generative Al to socialize have no interest in actual socialization.

In every case, they've handed over the cognitive load of developing a necessary, creative human skillset to a machine that promises to ease the sweat equity cost of struggle. Using generative Al is like asking a machine to lift weights on your behalf and then calling yourself a bodybuilder when it's done with the reps. You build nothing in terms of muscle, you are not stronger, you are not faster, you are not in better shape. 

You're just deluding yourself while experiencing a slow decline due to self-inflicted atrophy.
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BT, The Governor @un-conquered.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Millennials:
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
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pikat @pikat.io · 14/05/2025
an side-effect of Bsky's algorithm being much less tailored is that sometimes my artwork is recommended to people who have little interest in such things. some of them feel the need to make me aware of exactly how revolting they find me and my work
just a drawing of a griffin thats a cockatiel hybrid
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Las 🐺🪽 @featherfangart.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮 #originalart
a digital illustration of two gauntlets/hands, a dark one with golden details and white/lighter one, both inspired by renaissance 15th/16th century armor. their fingers are slightly reaching out for each other. both hands are wrapped in a red ribbon that says 'No Love, however brief, is wasted.' In between there are white periwinkles as a symbol for fond memories
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Manticker The Seventy @manticker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."Mulder saying "If you die, you let them off the hook."
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
oh sick I can’t wait to pay extra to skip the line at urgent care
push notification from MyChart advertising “A new ‘Fast Pass’ appointment offer is available for you!”
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 09/04/2025
New art! Next in our Space Nouveau series: Gemini! The Gemini program is, imo, the most overlooked program, but it’s arguably the most important one in terms of laying the groundwork for Apollo and everything that’s come after.
An art nouveau style image of two twin women, one wearing a green dress the other wearing orange, holding a rocket. Their hair is flowing around their heads and they have circlets with stars in their hair. Two yellow horses in blue medallions sit underneath the figures. The constellation Cygnus is represented in a blue circle behind the figures.
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Discovered that you can have sex with multiple subby alters in the same partner at the same time by doming each of them out and telling them whose turn it is to get attention.
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My gf just told me that wanting Taco Bell Cinnabon Delight Cream Cheese filling as cum is an unrealistic transition goal and I am heartbroken 💔
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Misha🧡🤍💖 @mishacak3s.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Eldritch Cold👁💕❄️
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Soraime - ソライメ (Keeping Comms Open) @soraime.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If you are a bird, I do this to you. No birds are safe from me...
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
THIS IS HUGE! For the FIRST time in history, scientists at Sanaria and Seattle Children's Research Institute's Center for Global Infectious Disease Research (CGIDR) have developed a GROUNDBREAKING malaria vaccine (PfSPZ-LARC2) designed to provide >90% protection with just ONE dose. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Countess Alice @countessalice.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
When your partner gets off during sex when make GPWS callouts...
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璡/peri @onedayfour.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Diving 🐟🐱
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lonelygothgf @lonelygothgf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
kiss your vampire girlfriend. let her bite you. offer her your blood.
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SamLizzy71 @samlizzy71.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Pet shaming.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
TODAY I FUCKING LEARNED THE CREATORS OF THE "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" ANTI-PIRACY ADVERT PIRATED THE MUSIC
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a sign that says ' you wouldn 't steal a handbag ' on it
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Live Laugh Love <3
LIVE LAUGH LOVE, FAGGOT
today I saw a bird and wondered how many of us fell down here with the filth. down here with the morally corrupt. down here with the dead. mud staining my wings like a profound insult to my existence. when will I find the way back home? where I'm myself, and only myself. not some amalgamation of visages poorly camouflaging through stupidly nuanced social expectations. somehow a villain in any scenario. they're all killing each other. my identity is a weapon that others have taken privilege in wielding incorrectly. this is absurd.
LIVE LAUGH LOVE, except for us
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dudes with RESIST TYRANNY bumper stickers I am looking at my watch very condescendingly right now
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Knotty Myths Toys (KMT) @knottymythstoys.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Double Giveaway!! Two chances to win! This giveaway will give you the chance to win the Patrochilles in this post! We also have a giveaway post on Twitter for a matching pour The Pale Horse if you'd like to enter the second give away! Specs and details will be linked below!
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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