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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds

@countdeathtoll.bsky.social
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Some he/him obnoxious asshole from Charlottesville 86 47

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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh man 😂
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Star Demands More!
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 14h
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Dam son
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 14h
I'll keep an eye out.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 16h
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Sickos Haha Yes
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 17h
Death. Taxes. Corporate Pandering. That being said, this is the least toxic corporate pandering.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 17h
Am I hallucinating?
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Damn, guess @corgicam.tv got smacked down by the Virginia DMV.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ACPS Admin Purge Needs To Happen Fucking Yesterday
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WHO'S FUCKING WITH THE COMMS SYSTEM?
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It also reeks of pure desperation. He knows he's losing congress.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Regime is showing its desperation.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Matlock? youtu.be/bgNHOwL-GfM?...
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As we nail him to a cross.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>Viewpoint Diversity Yup, that tracks.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly tempted to show up to the next School Board meeting to hand those idiots some mickey d's job applications.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A step in the right direction compared to last year's fuckup.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That institution needs a full-on administrative purge.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You gotta love how the media in this town sweeps these coinciding facts under the rug when reporting on these things.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congrats, dumbasses... you've accidentally created a thirst trap. ROTFLMAO
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, judging by the comment section... It's totally backfiring.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same energy as putting water on a lithium fire.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's holding out for that Star Fox bag.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might be time for AG Jay "Mag Dump" Jones to shake the ACPS tree. Since the Albemarle County BOS can only do but so much, this is probably going to need state-level intervention to clean up this 56-alarm reactor fire.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're digging their own graves with these actions.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The government wants all windows to remain unblocked at all times, for some reason.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
are you fucking kidding me
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What if OpenAl solves the Jewish problem
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unified field theory / quantum gravity
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CIA Bitch Strikes again.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fork found in kitchen.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Bucket List (2007)
Jim Bakker skydives to hell while enjoying a big spoonful of his Italian Variety sampler kit.  (a 50 day bucket good for 8 years, yours on DVD for a gift of only $2500!)
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Example:
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Jay Pritchett Sprays Manny Delgado
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mr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excellent political cartoon. It’s too bad Ed Sheeran won’t get it.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could probably shit a better SCOTUS nominee after having Taco Bell than this jagoff.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anonymous Dick Pic spamming tech would come in handy here.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plagiarism accusations.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi guys. Some of you may have noticed the sneaky channel drop last night. Me and Internet Historian are doing a fun little gaming channel for goofs on the side where we joke around and play video games... badly. Rest assured my main channel is still my priority! We welcome your thoughts and feedback, and we hope you enjoy Consolation Guys! Channel link here:
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Learned this against my will: Jontron and Internet Historian are doing a Game Grumps knock-off. It's like 89% of mid-2010s youtubers turned out to be mediocre at best, scumbag at worst. I know that's rich coming from a guy who stayed on the Jontron bandwagon a bit longer than was worth.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brain Bleach Headache
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C-VILLE Weekly @cvilleweekly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Neighborhood tensions come to a boil as developers bring a revised plan for the third phase of the Dairy Market project back to the public. What matters more: Building new housing or preserving historically Black neighborhoods? Read about it c-ville.com/developers-a... 📸: @tristanwilliams
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It'll probably pass anyway, but I won't be shocked if all the recent bad moves by ACPS top brass leads to it failing. They can go for another one of these again next year, no?
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, this shit is why I voted "No" on the ACPS school tax referendum. They need to get their shit together fucking yesterday.
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Andrew @tjsleakyroof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man we’ve got kids doing walkouts to protest opaque leadership changes dictated by the main office, using like 1990’s voice disguiser shit on the news presumably due to fear of reprisal. independent investigation now.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Death Penalty should only be a thing for Military Crimes/Executive Branch-Level Treason.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
John Carpenter prophesied this with the film "They Live"
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.
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C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds @countdeathtoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember a rule of thumb, folks: "If the evil Signal Schmuck is putting something over, there's a toxic agenda in play."
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