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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Dear TikTok: Could you maybe wait ONE DAY until he’s actually president to start sucking Trump’s dick in public? Thanks very much.

Message from TikTok when logging back in:
“Welcome back!
Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.!
You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok.”

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Another candidate who might resist the corrupt power of the One Ring, a man who demonstrates courage and will at the level of a Green Lantern and who has been described by Superman as “the most trusted man” among the superheroes of Earth…

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

Martha Kent, receiving a fond forehead kiss from her adult super-son Clark in the Superman regalia she sewed for him.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Share this list of voter protection outlines with everyone!

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Do you want this guy a heartbeat away from the most powerful office in the world? Trembling Barney Fife, Sentinel of Liberty? The bigger they talk, the faster they run in a crisis.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

THIS is the proper response. Not “Lighten up - he’s a comedian”. Not “The Puerto Ricans will be pissed”. When someone says something vile, everyone should stop & stare at the idiot until someone says what Gail said. If that had happened from Day One, MAGA would have died within a few months.

Pic of so-called comedian warming up the crowd at the Trump NY/MSG rally.
Trump rally speaker: “There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico.”
Gail Simone: “WHO IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?”

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

Bezos has been trying to get back home since that Grover’s Mill thing failed and stranded him here years ago.Give him another three-fingered poke in his RGB eye and he’ll settle right down.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Just when I thought Mitch McConnell couldn’t get any lower, he does a duet over at “Cesspool X” with Speaker Mike Johnson on lead tweet and Mitch in the background on contrabass. Amazing how the hypocrisy builds to a crescendo of crap. What a performance. Truly epic.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

From “X”: DFriedrrick92851 (Putinbot). Your “new wave” isn’t new. You only see & care about those who look/think/speak exactly like you. You don’t listen to Truth or God. Parroting a puppeteer’s lies is easier. You’re just part of an old wave our Founders left behind in 1776. Pity.

From @DFriedrick92851 on “X”:
“As long as you and the democrats are not part of the new wave of the future, then there will be peace on moving this nation forward in TRUTH AND GOD!”

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Oh, man! RUN to theaters in the US on December 1, then RUN AWAY from the King of the Monsters in *Godzilla -1*! This looks like it could be the ONE we have waited for!

The mighty Godzilla stands in the ruins of a city, roaring his defiance! An actinic blue glow runs up his tail and over his spines as he charges up for another unstoppable blast of nuclear plasma!

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2023

The look on Godzilla’s face here is priceless. “Well, I see the damned shark is back…” If this was Shin Godzilla, ol’ Bruce would have gotten a nasty surprise back there!

Title: “GODZILLA vs JAWS”
Godzilla is standing hip deep in the ocean. He looks back over his shoulder with an annoyed expression to find a great white shark, tiny in comparison, biting on the tip of Godzilla’s uplifted tail.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

It is too early in the morning for me to be so angry & depressed. Dear God, do we ever stop to THINK about what we blithely accept as normal and right? Is cruelty just something we accept, routinely, as an inevitable part of the human experience? Stop accepting and get MAD, America!

CNN: 7 yr old boy sifting through recyclables, described as “running his own business to save for college. @ByYourLogic finds it “inspiring” that “a child has to sift through garbage because of the 6 figure debt he needs to take on to get a job in 15 years.”

AP: 7 yr old girl sells lemonade to fund her own brain surgery.

@pookieblinky: Every heartwarming story in America is like “he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being put in the orphan-crushing machine” without asking why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you’d need to pay to keep it from being used.

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

“Hmm… Donald J Trump. White Male. 6’ 3” 215 lbs… say WHAT?” Hold up, gang! We have to add one more count of Filing False Documents to our dear Donnie’s little list, here!

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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore @couchguy.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

And I’m suddenly thinking about this pupper…

Richie Rich walking his dog, Dollar the “dollarmatian”.

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