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CottageCore Goblin

@cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social
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Average millennial. Recently laid off. No this isn't my real photo. Duh. I'm not ashamed of who I am but employers reverse image search. This isn't my first impression y'all

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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I guess I'm back on here.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I watched the newest installment of this with my 65 year old Southern mom and I really recommend the same experience for you.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Obama's secretly getting a third term through Biden." Well if that's true, at least he hid it. (Obama was not secretly getting a third term)
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Hot take of the year apparently
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I hope Verizon is happy, my grandma is so unhappy with her phone right now she sent me a 😩 emoji. I've never gotten one of those from her. An 86 year old woman sending an 😩 about her phone.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Things cost a little more than they did before. Way less than right now, but it was only a bad thing before.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 18/03/2025
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I literally laughed so hard I almost peed myself. So if you need a distraction right now.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My cat really underappreciates me when it comes to the fact that I get her eye boogers out
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My husband's response
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is pretty much all I got for 2025 so far
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Stay ready #cat
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The world is falling apart but it's snowing so that is nice
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I think they are paying attention, they just don't care
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MS NOW @ms.now · 16/02/2025
Justice Department fires multiple immigration judges amid case backlog
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Justice Department fires multiple immigration judges amid case backlog
A union representing the judges said it “makes no sense” to make cuts to immigration courts as Trump promises to carry out mass deportations, which must go through the courts.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I am both of these things right now. I'm trying to work it out and just be more of the left sheep.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I haven't been posting because I'm both horribly broke and depressed. No one wants to hear about that constantly. Once I'm just depressed again I'll probably be back more.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I, for one, am very interested in seeing what President Musk has set for his first Term
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A polar bear is looking into a vehicle window with his pressed against the window. He looks very cute. The text says "I would've let him in I trust too hard"
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"i think I was poisoned" Pah, it was THE VACCINE"
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is pure supervillain behavior
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
"people see the man as a folk hero" "why is no one turning him in"
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Someone just liked this photo of my baby nugget that I posted shortly before she passed. I've been thinking of her the last few days and I loved seeing this reminder of her.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/12/2024
Holy shit! 🚨 The bullets used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO had words written on them.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It's a great commercial like someone said. But the actors just had way too much chemistry. And the editors knew what they were doing by leaving that in 😂 I believe this commercial is responsible for the entire sibling category being popular on certain sites.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The most important television commercial in American history
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Why even have laws at this point? I mean this without any sarcasm at all
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What is it
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You do have the one pre-accepted Indian man
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This possum feels me
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh hey, YouTube is recommending me that cluster of videos again with book reviews where people from 18-30 discovered the Flowers in the Attic series and were DESTROYED emotionally. I prefer when they found My Girl, that's a much better "what destroyed the generations before me" media experience
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
So you are saying that we do have a word for it. Also, this is NOT me trying to help the dude out but if he had actually used this word it would have sounded less creepy because to pretty much everyone a "tween" is someone like between childhood and teenage years. Like 11, 12, maybe even early 13
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Even the most moderate of Democrats and even some Republicans were very upset over the Musk situation. They took it to court. Unfortunately when court is corrupt...
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I haven't really been on any social media lately and that makes me feel bad because there's so many folks in my life that I want to ensure I've checked up on due to *waves hands*. So if you are any person, I just want you to know that as a species we've survived things and we will again ❤️
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My favorite update "1 min agob-Paul gets booed after the scores were read." Was he boo'd because he won and he was the bad guy? Was it because he lost and people were like haha boo?
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Right like in general it's not someone's choice to go to Guantanamo or not. The military isn't a democracy. You do however get to decide what you do with that time and how much you enjoy what you do with it. And then all the other White nationalist stuff.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tarrifs
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I both think capitalism is evil and need to participate in it. Please provide many dollars to me manifestation system. Thank you
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I hope everyone had a great Halloween. I've not been very active online recently because I've been not feeling the best but it's getting to that time of year where if you let yourself the months can just disappear and I don't need that to happen. Happy November and Blessed All Saints Day
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
This doesn't need my husband fixed the clock, he means he procrastinated until the problem went away
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
My hope for everyone
A meme that says "Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine "
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I liked this before I knew this was an actual specific real world reference
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
The most important topic as we approach election Day
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
So you think that despite nothing to the contrary the FBI would ignore a lead for a serious crime if it was seen through Twitter? The biggest issue would be if it was seen, but if multiple people sent it then it would be seen.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
The best way is their online tip form however as you can see on their profile they clearly state that public information may be used accordingly. That means that if they can see it they can act on it.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
The FBI will absolutely take a tip online even though that's not the best way to give it. I'm not sure if they have an official threads account now but if they do whoever monitors it would forward a legitimate tip on
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