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CottageCore Goblin

@cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social
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Average millennial. Recently laid off. No this isn't my real photo. Duh. I'm not ashamed of who I am but employers reverse image search. This isn't my first impression y'all

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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I guess I'm back on here.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I watched the newest installment of this with my 65 year old Southern mom and I really recommend the same experience for you.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I hope Verizon is happy, my grandma is so unhappy with her phone right now she sent me a 😩 emoji. I've never gotten one of those from her. An 86 year old woman sending an 😩 about her phone.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 18/03/2025
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I literally laughed so hard I almost peed myself. So if you need a distraction right now.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My cat really underappreciates me when it comes to the fact that I get her eye boogers out
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My husband's response
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is pretty much all I got for 2025 so far
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Stay ready #cat
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The world is falling apart but it's snowing so that is nice
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MS NOW @ms.now · 16/02/2025
Justice Department fires multiple immigration judges amid case backlog
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Justice Department fires multiple immigration judges amid case backlog
A union representing the judges said it “makes no sense” to make cuts to immigration courts as Trump promises to carry out mass deportations, which must go through the courts.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I am both of these things right now. I'm trying to work it out and just be more of the left sheep.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I haven't been posting because I'm both horribly broke and depressed. No one wants to hear about that constantly. Once I'm just depressed again I'll probably be back more.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I, for one, am very interested in seeing what President Musk has set for his first Term
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A polar bear is looking into a vehicle window with his pressed against the window. He looks very cute. The text says "I would've let him in I trust too hard"
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is pure supervillain behavior
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Someone just liked this photo of my baby nugget that I posted shortly before she passed. I've been thinking of her the last few days and I loved seeing this reminder of her.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 05/12/2024
Holy shit! 🚨 The bullets used to kill UnitedHealthcare CEO had words written on them.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The most important television commercial in American history
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Why even have laws at this point? I mean this without any sarcasm at all
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What is it
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You do have the one pre-accepted Indian man
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This possum feels me
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oh hey, YouTube is recommending me that cluster of videos again with book reviews where people from 18-30 discovered the Flowers in the Attic series and were DESTROYED emotionally. I prefer when they found My Girl, that's a much better "what destroyed the generations before me" media experience
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I haven't really been on any social media lately and that makes me feel bad because there's so many folks in my life that I want to ensure I've checked up on due to *waves hands*. So if you are any person, I just want you to know that as a species we've survived things and we will again ❤️
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tarrifs
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I both think capitalism is evil and need to participate in it. Please provide many dollars to me manifestation system. Thank you
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I hope everyone had a great Halloween. I've not been very active online recently because I've been not feeling the best but it's getting to that time of year where if you let yourself the months can just disappear and I don't need that to happen. Happy November and Blessed All Saints Day
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
My hope for everyone
A meme that says "Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine "
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I liked this before I knew this was an actual specific real world reference
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
The most important topic as we approach election Day
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 13/10/2024
everyone shut the fuck up this slug’s eating pasta
youtu.be
Slug Eating Pasta Time Lapse (With Doom Music)
YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Folks, you should share that you are voting for Harris if you are so that it's clear that you know how important this election is. But don't believe people on the Internet when they say who they are or what they are doing. Liberals this. Leftists that, progressives blah blah. Ignore it. #election
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
13 October 1909 | A Czech Jewish woman, Zděnka Fantová, was born in Prague. She was deported to Auschwitz from Theresienstadt ghetto on 16 October 1944. She did not survive.
Vintage black and white portrait of a womam wearing a fur coat and a patterned scarf, looking directly at the camera.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Sometimes i wonder why I don't come on here more and then I see a What's Hot post that just...reminds me how simple a life I want to lead these days. Usually it's stinky underarm photos. Not yucking their yum. It's just something that isn't for me and it's never tagged.
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
It appears to be satire but I thankfully miss the mark on many items like being willing to make breast milk ice cream or being hot af
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 05/10/2024
Biden: "Going to a wedding! The woman running my office is marrying Jill's policy guy. Dangerous to work in our office."
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I'm not good at art but i do like it. I've been unemployed, I'm starting work but still behind. Anyone sending something off of my list (you just have to let me know) i will draw my cat/cats sniffing the box it comes in & send it electronically. #assistance #amazonwishlist tinyurl.com/drvuvadm
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Me and someone at work that I thought I got along with really well with at work. "Let's answer together!" Me: "HIMMLER!" Coworker: "Obama" Me: 👁️👄👁️ Coworker: 💅
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
And you'll be lucky if you can find someone here to pick them for a price that the farms are willing to pay
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I lost my job months ago. I started my new job last week but due to tHiNgS I don't really start until next week. (Just you know. Things happen) So i have a job butbgoing to be behind still for a while. If anyone is willing to help out cash app or #Amazonwishlist please DM me or reply! #assistance
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
What if we kissed in the looming towers of a decrepit mansion
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
As someone w/ experience some people have very low thresholds like "You looked at me without the level of shame for the piece of shit you are, you whore" & some have such high thresholds as "excuse me, I know the other lady is my server but she called me a slur so can we get someone else? Sorry"
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CottageCore Goblin @cottagecoregoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
I am at a family members house who watches OAN & such. OAN trying to claim that a large portion of people think that the man who was sitting on the golf course with a gun was not trying to shoot Trump. I have heard zero people claim this. Everyone knows the guy was there for that. Strange
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